#1
Have you ever had a conversation with someone you don't know...

I was in the Honululu airport last Janurary and we had to wait for a couple hours for the plane so we were just sitting down when I had to piss, so I went and when I was walking out of the bathroom this guy is like "hey"

So I walked over and said hi and whatnot, and so he starts saying something about disney land...then says "the airlines want you to spend money, but you don't need to" as he was ppouring water into a cup of ramen. I just said yeah and waws about to walk away and he said something about Missouri or asking if I was from there, so I said no I'm from Minnesota, and he said "you get many tornadoes up there", then before I could answer he said gotta go and shook me hand so I walked back over to this bench and say by my brother, and that guy walks by and pulls out his phone, I thought he was going to take a picture of me, but put it away and walk off.

Anyone have an odd conversation like that?
#3
No. I don't like people.

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#4
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A very close friend.

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#5
i went to some guys house who i didnt know

he showed me his drum kit and i served him on it and then left
#6
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i went to some guys house who i didnt know

he showed me his drum kit and i served him on it and then left


You gave some guy a blowjob on his drum kit?...What?
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#8
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You gave some guy a blowjob on his drum kit?...What?


noooo!!

i "served" him!

on his own drum kit!

blowjob?? what the hell?
#11
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there was this fat guy on the airplane once... he kept talking. i generally dont like people, but im not an ass, so i conversed with him for a bit before falling asleep.

fat bastard ate my lays while i was passed out.


haha wow, what a fatass
#12
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there was this fat guy on the airplane once... he kept talking. i generally dont like people, but im not an ass, so i conversed with him for a bit before falling asleep.

fat bastard ate my lays while i was passed out.

wtf?!
same shit happened to me!
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#14
no, but i enjoy making friends with people and eating their food when they fall asleep.
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#15
I was walking down the boardwalk in Ocean City a couple summers ago when I passed by this bum. We both looked up, and I did the little friendly nod, and he starts to do the same, then does this whiplash-inducing double take. I keep walking, and he runs to catch up to me. I was standing there like, "can I help you?" when he says, "You know what they say about people with grey eyes?" I said no, and he says, totally seriously, "They make the best assassins." Dude just walks away, I'm standing there going wtf just happened.
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#16
Me and two buddies had a conversation at 3 in the morning with a lady while she was walking her dogs.

It was an interesting conversation..
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#17
I talked to strangers on a daily basis on Work Experience. Every now and then there would be someone alright to talk to.
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#18
Dude, crazies aaaalways talk to me. I was on this ferry, and this crazy homeless Egyptian lady started telling me her life story, and asked if I knew what Circa (the brand of shoes I had on meant). When I said yes, she explained it to me anyways.

Another time, I was on the beach and this seedy old man sat next to me on this bench facing the ocean. He gestured to a girl around my age playing volleyball and starts nudging me and saying "You gonna **** her? huh? **** her good huh? I can't, but you have to" and then walked off throwin me winks.

On the plane, the lady next to me kept trying to feed me her food, like she was my mom...!

there's so many more I can't think of. Something about me attracts the crazy people
#19
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Wait....you mean close friends arent supposed to do that???

Oh...God....
#22
I break into peoples houses and whisper in their ears in their sleep... Does that count?
#23
Yeah, it's weird. I don't like talking to most of the people I know, but I like strangers who are friendly and just start talking to you.
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Some guy went up to me and told me this, with a story I don't remember.
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#25
Yep. Standing in a line for a bus back to the hotel from Disney World I had a conversation with this really nice lady. Just talking. I love when that happens. You see that the world isn't made up of a bunch of worthless ***holes after all
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#26
Every time I go to Chicago (3-4 times a week) a crazed man that kind of looks like Samuel L. Jackson in Black Snake Moan tells me that even though he doesn't know me he knows I'm destined for greatness because God is speaking to me through him. I think it's awesome that God picked this guy to communicate with me through, but it's weird that God always follows up his dramatic speech about my great future with a request for fiddy dollars. He truly does work in mysterious ways.
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#27
Quote by marshmellow666
i went to some guys house who i didnt know

he showed me his drum kit and i served him on it and then left



lolwut?
#28
So once I let this stranger into my house to show him my drum kit.. man the guy was a freak on it.. then he just kinda, left.
#29
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i went to some guys house who i didnt know

he showed me his drum kit and i served him on it and then left

I see! You're a renegade waiter who does jobs in houses. This man eats at his drum kit.

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I see! You're a renegade waiter who does jobs in houses. This man eats at his drum kit.



Oh jeez..
#31
I like it when I get into a good conversation with a stranger. It usually makes me feel better about people in general when I stumble upon one whose company I enjoy for whatever brief time we see each other.