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#1
today, me and my best mate were wondering around, we happened upon a school oval, which had a ball near the goal posts.

My mate assumed it was a balloon, and said "ima go score a goal!"

I tried to be a smartass and kick it before he did, i ran up, belted it, fell onto my stomach, and somehow managed to roll over the ball and pick it up during my fall, i then threw it through the goal post, so that i would atleast be comforted by my failings.

As of right now it is very painfull, even though there is no visible damage, besides a tiny (about a quarter size of a 5 cent coin), dark purple patch at the very first place of impact. I'm hoping it'll just heal up :/

Has anyone else ever done something so stupid, that there is pretty much no way to word it to sound the least bit smart? I read some story here of a guy who lit his legs on fire, TWICE, so i know there's gotta be some =P
#2
Quote by sweet_requiem
dark purple patch


uhhh...oohhh


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#3
I let my mates sellotape my arms behind my back and legs together and for me to try and stand up again.
I bruised my face.

wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#5
Dickhead.
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#6
how about kicked out a street light and broke 5 bones in my foot?

try and make that sound smart
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#8
For some reason that reminds me of a time where I swung at someone, tripped, but I kinda like took their legs out as I was falling.


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#10
did it look a bit like this?...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4eb86jli4w
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#14
You're going to die a slow, painful death. That purple patch is slowly going to spread throughout your body, stop your body functions, and cause you to suffocate slowly.

Have fun!
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That's just awful. To think that kids have to resort to playing soccer for amusement these days is sickening.


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#18
It was 'kinda' like that cement soccer ball, but it rolled alot more :/

What's so bad about the purple patch? i figured it was just bad bruising? =O

The sticky tape idea sounds dumber, i was mislead into this, you knew what would happen!

edit: I've now taken 2 panamax, as this doesn't seem to be getting any better, i hope it's not serious, i even walked back on it.
Last edited by sweet_requiem at Oct 3, 2008,
#19
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I let my mates sellotape my arms behind my back and legs together and for me to try and stand up again.
I bruised my face.



LOL I remember that from the other thread...


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#21
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are you sure it wasn't a deep purple patch

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#23
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Actually, if he splintered the bone without knowing, he could die.
Hope I helped

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#24
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WHAT? why?

You can stay....... As long as you don't make a joke that bad again......

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Quote by 3lusiv3
Actually, if he splintered the bone without knowing, he could die.
Hope I helped

EDEET:
1911: Jack Daniel, founder of the Tennessee whiskey distillery, died of blood poisoning six years after receiving a toe injury when he kicked his safe in anger at being unable to remember its combination.


so...

take more panadol?
#27
I broke my teeth after being pushed into a wall....painful...bloody....and got a concussion =]
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#28
i put a staple through my finger lol
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#30
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so...

take more panadol?

Hah, I was just being an ass, but I don't know, just make sure it doesn't get worse.
#31
Okay, so it's been about 6 hours, and i'm not sure if the pain is going down, or i'm just getting used to it, but either way, it's starting not to hurt as much, but that little crinle between your... what do ya call them "phalanges" or "meta-carpals" or whatever, that little crinkle is all red and purple.

i'm worried now...
#32
Well at least you didin't do it like this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duLgvWiS7Bc

I can see the video thousands of times, and still laugh about it, i have it on my favorites
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Okay, so it's been about 6 hours, and i'm not sure if the pain is going down, or i'm just getting used to it, but either way, it's starting not to hurt as much, but that little crinle between your... what do ya call them "phalanges" or "meta-carpals" or whatever, that little crinkle is all red and purple.

i'm worried now...

Probably just call a doctor when you get a chance (sorry about the Jack Daniel thing )
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Probably just call a doctor when you get a chance (sorry about the Jack Daniel thing )


Ahah, no need to apologize, allthough after looking on wikipedia, i don't quite think that's the case, and if it is, i just gotta go dipping in some jack daniels =P

And pictures would be pretty anti-climatic, seeing as how small it is, but now it's also starting to go red, i'll sleep tonight, if it's not better, doctors here we come!
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