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#1
So I harpooned me first whale last week, YARG!!!

Well in all seriousness, yes it was the first classified fat girl that I've ever had sex with. 5'1 and 175+ pounds is what I'm talking about here. So not too fat I guess. Either way, it was rather dissapointing all-round. She came 3 times and I came.......thats right, 0 times I basically just gave up. Anybody have simular experiences?
#3
you sir, have lost all of my respect.

NO FAT CHICKS

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#5
I boned a chick then she got fat.

Then she tried to get me to bone her again, and I was like

nahhhhh
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#7



I have a good mind to report this thread...


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I boned a chick then she got fat.

Then she tried to get me to bone her again, and I was like

nahhhhh


A fine response, my good man.
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So I had to take a massive dump, and I went in the bassment. So it's been down there for a while and the stench is terrible and i think it's seeping into the floor.

Last edited by emery01 at Oct 3, 2008,
#8
There is banging a fat chick. And Then there is telling that you banged a fat chick to The Pit. *MAJOR FAIL*
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#10
It's not a matter a bravery, more like a steady decline in standards and increased level of hornyness.....not to mention a drink or 2
#12
Not getting any action + being horny - self esteem = wet dick in a fat chick

it makes sense because the end rhymes.
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I'm trying to cover one of my bedroom walls in semen. I'm about half way done.

Pics coming soon
#13
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It's not a matter a bravery, more like a steady decline in standards and increased level of hornyness.....not to mention a drink or 2


True; but when you are sober and under control it's not a great thought!
#15
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:eek


I have a good mind to report this thread...

Oh don't start that crap, I've seen way worse threads that never were closed. Simply don't go into a thread that you figure you're not going to like because of the title. Not like this was a false advertisment thread. I barely went into detail as well.
#18
Quote by BrokenBricks
Not getting any action + being horny - self esteem = wet dick in a fat chick

it makes sense because the end rhymes.

Ahhhhhh, nice bro, lol. ****ing Epic
#19
bdof = Capt'n Ahab
fat chick = Moby Dick
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#21
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Oh don't start that crap, I've seen way worse threads that never were closed. Simply don't go into a thread that you figure you're not going to like because of the title. Not like this was a false advertisment thread. I barely went into detail as well.


Not really going to report thread; chilllll Winston.
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Quote by blacksabbath8
So I had to take a massive dump, and I went in the bassment. So it's been down there for a while and the stench is terrible and i think it's seeping into the floor.

#22
i boned a thin chick, then became fat myself. i then tried to bone her again, she said no. So I boned her fat friend.

basically, everyone got some lovin'

peace
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#23
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Whats wrong with fat Chicks? as has already been said, they need lovin too


sure fat chicks need love......but they gotta pay!
#25
Quote by Jackolas
True; but when you are sober and under control it's not a great thought!

Funny thing was I met her drunk and I...uh...was sober when I did it

It was horrible! I was sober, had a bad after taste and was sticky all over!
#26
Quote by bdof
Funny thing was I met her drunk and I...uh...was sober when I did it

It was horrible! I was sober, had a bad after taste and was sticky all over!


Doesn't sound like the best experience .. Note to self, avoid fat chicks.. especially when sober.
#27
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bdof = Capt'n Ahab
fat chick = Moby Dick

Funny, my friends call me ahab
#28
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So bdof... Any regrets? Rating out of 10?

....4

Head was decent but not enough to win me over
#29
You're a bad man.


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#30
Quote by bdof

Funny, my friends call me ahab


Don't have to guess why...you got a big scar in your face and a wooden leg?
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#31
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Not really going to report thread; chilllll Winston.

Ok, you're cool in my book then
#32
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You are braver than me.

Jack doesn't have a suffocation fantasy?
..is a girl
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#33
If I woke up next to a fat chick I would pull some scanners shit and my head would pop.
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I'm trying to cover one of my bedroom walls in semen. I'm about half way done.

Pics coming soon
#34
Quote by DirtyMakik
Don't have to guess why...you got a big scar in your face and a wooden leg?

GASP!!! He knows......
#35
Fat chicks are still chicks. Stop being cunts.
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#36
Wait, wait wait. 5'1 and 175+ pounds. She must be a monster!

did she look anything like this?:



Did her hands or feet happen to look like this?:
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Epiphone Les Paul ES,
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Some recording gear.
#37
To put up some kind of defense shield, she had a (I give great head) kinda face/smile and was wearing emo glasses. That's all I'll defend myself with though
#38
No, she's Moby Dick...a big white whale.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#39
Quote by rabidguitarist
Fat chicks are still chicks. Stop being cunts.


If every fat chick I'd met hadn't had a super depressed and whiny personality, stuffed to the stretch marks with low self-worth and teen angst, I'd probably not be so anti-plumper.
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I'm trying to cover one of my bedroom walls in semen. I'm about half way done.

Pics coming soon
Last edited by BrokenBricks at Oct 3, 2008,
#40
...How many kilos is 175 pounds?
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