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#1
so yesterday i was playing golf with my friends, when suddenly one pipes in "hey did you hear about the stalker?", well i find out that some kid that i used to go to primary school with turned up to my friends door after not seeing him for 4 years. well he came in and just stood there watching them for an hour didn't say anything, didn't laugh at the jokes on TV (i don't know what they where watching but my friends have very good taste in humour so it must have been funny), he left an hour later (scary thing is he lives atleast 30 minutes away), that night my friend has 23 text messages from this kid asking for his myspace, msn, other phone numbers etc (i don't know how he got my friends number), he came over again the day after i played golf with my friends and now he is spamming my friends and mine myspace with friend invites.

tl;dr - some kid i haven't seen in 4 years is turning up and spamming text messages, friend invites etc.
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Although i guess the OP will have to get used to reading them if he's going to buy a bugera..
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along with fire escape routes...

#2
What was your end score?

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#4
I said you ****in' die! To her.


Yeah friend invites are scary. I'd leave the country. He might wanna get together.
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#5
all he wants is love, give him a cookie


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Have sex with him.

+1
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#9
My god, someone you haven't seen in 4 years wants to be your friend, that's fucked up dude.
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#10
Are your name by any chance George Costanza? This sounds like something George could be afraid of. An old friend wanting to meet him.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#11
Roshambo.
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i sent you a vial of my blood!

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#15
sus him out
invite him in for scones and some bum fun:P
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#17
wat's wrong with an old friend wanting to get in contact? If you're that worried, blow up a few petrol stations so the price of fuel goes up even more then he won't be able to afford to drive around to your house.
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#18
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sus him out
invite him in for scones and some bum fun:P


Thats ****in sick..........i hate scones
#19
Maybe he wants to put it in your bumbum.

You should probably let him.
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#20
You should start stalking him and go to his window at midnight, paint your face black and go BLAH! He should stop then.
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#26
thread full of lolz

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#27
uh oh, just hope he uses lube when he rapes you
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#28
update - he turned up to my friends house again, this time at 11:00 at night. he doesn't know where i live so i am relatively safe.

and i was never friends with him, i hated the guy. all my friends either ignored him or told him to **** off.
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Although i guess the OP will have to get used to reading them if he's going to buy a bugera..
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along with fire escape routes...

#29
tell youre friend to rape him, unless he's a gay he wont like it

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#31
He's gunna get raped, face it
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#32
so i saw this kid i haven't seen in for 4 years, i decided to mess with him by following him around and spam some text messages
#33
Rape and kill. It's the only option.
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#34
This happens to me alot, minus the showing up at my house and walking in part.

It actually gets annoying when some chick I havent seen in 4 years starts asking me a bunch of random questions I cant answer. . .
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#35
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This happens to me alot, minus the showing up at my house and walking in part.

It actually gets annoying when some chick I havent seen in 4 years starts asking me a bunch of random questions I cant answer. . .

i bet they're fat...
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#36
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so i saw this kid i haven't seen in for 4 years, i decided to mess with him by following him around and spam some text messages

Really? Is he weirded out yet?
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#40
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