Due to attacks on women in car parkes across the UK, essex has devised on a new scheme of women only carparks, where even the attendants are female..... Politicians have welcomed this new idea

Picture of the car park..

bah haha...take that
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Haha TS, good one

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well done TS, thats the first thing to make me laugh in a long while
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Awww, thanks Frenchy

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Lol i get it. Women are bad drivers.


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