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#1
So my teacher assigns an essay/paper thing and it can be about anything
But I have no idea what to write about since its so vague
Any ideas pit?
#3
About that time Tom had to run faster and he was all like "RUSSELL WTF???" that could be a pretty cool story...
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#4
Do what I did for French "A" Level this past June...write an essay about the story of Dave Mustaine sleeping on his arm and having a "problem" and "not being able to play the guitar" and "canceling the tour and studio recording" and how he came back and did United Abominations.


....I got an A.
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#6
write a story about a vietnam veteran suffering from post traumatic stress disorder and call it rambo....

i seriously did this in my college research writing class and got an a
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#8
Write about doing your own homework. Seriously, you'll get an A.
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#10
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Team Rocket.

This.
Your thesis statement could be, "The reasons why Team Rocket chose to follow Ash instead of looking for a pikachu in the wild themselves are..."
#11
Hm... I don't know but I'd probably pick something current to write on, let's say the current economic crisis?
#12
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This.
Your thesis statement could be, "The reasons why Team Rocket chose to follow Ash instead of looking for a pikachu in the wild themselves are..."


This.
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#13
Serious answer:

Write about your favourite guitarist or something to do with guitar, like the history of the instrument or something like that.
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#14
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Serious answer:

Write about your favourite guitarist or something to do with guitar, like the history of the instrument or something like that.


Well, dang.
You took my idea.
Maybe write about your playing experience, how you got hooked, how you got to where you are now.
#16
Write an essay on the ''Crap 'N Fap of Timmy the dinopanda''
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#17
Write about how Oprah will become unquestioned dictator over us all by 2014
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#18
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Fapping and the effects of fapping on children.

who the **** would fap onto a child?!?!?
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who the **** would fap onto a child?!?!?



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#20
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who the **** would fap onto a child?!?!?

I think he means children fapping. He really needs to rephrase what he wrote.
#21
tiitties!
What are you dense?
Are you retarded or something?
Who the hell do you think I am?
I'm the goddamn Batman.

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#24
Or you could write a very detailed essay about 2girls1cup.
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#25
What it is to play guitar
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#26
The effects of video game violence and how it is blamed for many acts of violence.

It's very cliché and very easy to write.
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Or you could write a very detailed essay about 2girls1cup.

I seriously saw a copy of a report on 2 girls 1 cup on UG somewhere.
#28
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I seriously saw a copy of a report on 2 girls 1 cup on UG somewhere.


I've seen it too.
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#30
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Why people in the pit can't spell would make a good topic.

no i didn't want to get it blocked. and it was a typo on my part
What are you dense?
Are you retarded or something?
Who the hell do you think I am?
I'm the goddamn Batman.

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#31
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no i didn't want to get it blocked. and it was a typo on my part


That's nice of you to correct one small mistake that happened one week ago.
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#33
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Fapping and the effects of fapping on children.


i read that the wrong way but it was the funny way!
#34
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#36
Write about butsex.
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#37
cheez-its vs. cheese nips vs. goldfish
and its relevance to the American psyche
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#38
I'm sure you know fine well what you could write best about, and that the only way the pit will give you a good idea that suits you is somebody stringing two memes together that you happen to fancy writing about yourself.

The whole thing is sort of resemblant of the 1000 monkeys with a 1000 typewriters idea. Why don't you research that, and write about it??
#40
War in Iraq
Abortion
Global Warming(easier shit in the world to write about)
Gun Control
Your favorite genre and it's history
Religion


Just to name a few. Basically any big issue can be written about. I wouldn't write about the economy unless you like being like every other tool bag.
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