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i live in canada, most of the population speaks english, followed by french. i live in a town that pretty much split down the middle. now, there are 2 highschools in this town, 1 english and 1 french. i go to the french one. for some reason, a good chunk of the french population strongly believes that if you are born french and have a french name or go to a french school, you should speak french as your dominant language, but the english dont care. example, today i was speaking to my friend using english, when all of a sudden one of the teachers said that we should be speaking fench, if not we should go to the other highschool. speaking english really pisses these guys off. i argue with people all the time about this; "why are you not speaking french!?" "if you wanna speak english go to other highschool" etc..

The worst of all of these people is mr. megafrench

one of my friends step dad comes from france and speaks it more fluently than onyone else ive ever heard. i went to his house once for lunch with afew other friends and he will absolutely not tolerate us speaking english, he sais we are betraying our mother and culture.

This really ****ing pisses me off.

my question is:

what would convince all these people otherwise and make them STFU and get out of my face

and do you experience similar situations?

ps: sorry for lengh and structure.
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#6
Shut le fuque up, le twat.

Problem solved
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#10
So, Is Mr. Megafrench his real name or...?

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#11
I would give my left arm to live somewhere like that. Given a CHOICE I would choose freely to speak French and go to a francophone school.

I really don't see the problem.
#12
Don't be mean to a guy with the name Mr. Megafrench, I bet he got made fun of by all the ENGLISH kids in middle school.
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#13
well , been a french canadian myself
I'd say : speak like you want, it's YOUR live

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I would give my left arm to live somewhere like that. Given a CHOICE I would choose freely to speak French and go to a francophone school.

I really don't see the problem.


You would give your left arm to live in Canada?
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well....the french did invent the blowjob...
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I would give my left arm to live somewhere like that. Given a CHOICE I would choose freely to speak French and go to a francophone school.

I really don't see the problem.


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Shut le fuque up, le twat.

Problem solved



literally that means to "shut the seal (baby aquatic mammal) up, the twat"


tell him hes an asshole straightup and that Canada is bilingual and if he doesnt like it move to Queerbec, (which is apparently its own nation lmfao)


personnally i would rather be french than british, well i am a little french. We are learning early Canadian history and the French and the Huron are intense.
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#19
WHAT THE HELL DOES EVERYONE HAVE AGAINST THE FRENCH?

My last name is Bourgeois and I get so much shit about being French.
#22
yeah speak english.. if they dont understand you, then you can insult away! wahey!
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WHAT THE HELL DOES EVERYONE HAVE AGAINST THE FRENCH?

My last name is Bourgeois and I get so much shit about being French.

I'm mostly French and so is a good friend of mine and we both hate the French with a passion.
#25
tell him (im learning french grade 8) well who was the country with the bout over the horizon first??? or tell him english is CANADA'S national language, and u like it
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I'm mostly French and so is a good friend of mine and we both hate the French with a passion.

... Why?
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well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#29
the french hate the english that is why



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... Why?

Well, I guess not ALL of them, I hear their new President or whoever runs the executive branch of their country is cool, but I am just sick of a lot of their unearned self importance.
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what the difference between a french man and toast?

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what the difference between a french man and toast?

You can make a soldier out of the toast



....How?
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What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands in the air?

The army.
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#35
I assume you can speak both, so speak both; and ignore dickheads who obviously are too narrow to bother knowing.
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#37
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what the difference between a french man and toast?

You can make a soldier out of the toast


Haha! Good one. It seems that the non Brits don't get that one, though.

I forgot who said this, but:

"I'd rather have an SS Panzer unit against me than a French army with me."

But still, France is one hell of a place, and they've brought us Gojira and steak tartare, so there's obviously something good happening there.
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#38
ok, i ddint mean EVERY FRENCH persaon who ever lived, and im not saying theyre useless. its just i dont see why they care so much about which language i speak
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#40
In America people who speak Spanish do that all the time. I don't speak Spanish and I hate it, but I figure since they took the time to learn two languages its their right to speak it. I'm not gonna rain on their parade just because I'm too lazy to learn another language.
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