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#1
As a joke...

Personally, I think school politics is nought but a steaming pile of nonsense.

So just for amusement I'm going to attempt running as fascist dictator.

My slogan... ''Fascism... let's give it a second chance''

I'm goin to do it next semester and I need funny ideas for my ''campaign''. Everything from propaganda, rules, policies, ''promises'', etc etc.
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Introduce Anti-semitism and you'll win
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Introduce Anti-semitism and you'll win

Now that you mention it that might actually work. Thank you South Park.
#11
Kill someone on stage right before your speech. then say "dont **** with me"
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#12
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Kill someone on stage right before your speech. then say "dont **** with me"


In a foreign accent.
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Now that you mention it that might actually work. Thank you South Park.

Don't forget to thank Bush.
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#15
just make sure you dont screw up and get suspended like that white kid from Africa who ran as an African-American... Probably the only African American at the school
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#17
Can anyone put down any famous references... catch phrases, or something of the like used by people like Stalin, Napoleon, Hitler, etc

Good ideas so far guys!
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Some kids at my high school tried this but they didn't win.


Were they ever in with a chance?
#19
You win.
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Best post on the pit. Good for you.
thats pretty epic.
So you're like a slower paced Forrest Gump...
Yup...
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Can anyone put down any famous references... catch phrases, or something of the like used by people like Stalin, Napoleon, Hitler, etc

Good ideas so far guys!



Sieg heil?
Up the Punx!
#21
Another idea I had was to smear my opposition

ex:

'' Did you know that ******** wakes up every morning to an alarm clock powered by the tears of young children?

Vote Bruno as your Lord & Master, vote FEAR!!!

SIEG HEIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!''
#22
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Were they ever in with a chance?



Well, I certainly supported them. But apparently the higher ups were frowning down up us.

We attempted a Munic . . . errr . . . AHS Putsch, but we had a traitor in the ranks who squealed on us the night before the coup. After radically alterning our plot we attempted the coup that very night but their forces were too strung, we were too unorganized. After much blood shed we all wound up in prison for a few years. In prison, my friends wrote a book called "My Camfy."

They got out of jail a little early and I no longer know what they are doing . . .

Frankly, I don't like talking about this . . .
#23
Learn a german phrase and say it with a lot of anger, then slam your fist, no matter what the phrase is, that should get them all fired up.
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Another idea I had was to smear my opposition

ex:

'' Did you know that ******** wakes up every morning to an alarm clock powered by the tears of baby polar bears?

Vote Bruno as your Lord & Master, vote FEAR!!!

SIEG HEIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!''

Fixed.
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Best post on the pit. Good for you.
thats pretty epic.
So you're like a slower paced Forrest Gump...
Yup...
#25
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I'm going to run for Fascist Dictator of Student Gov't
It seems inappropriate to run.

A dictator should come to power by force. Get some weaponry and a posse. Think Columbine.
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Learn a german phrase and say it with a lot of anger, then slam your fist, no matter what the phrase is, that should get them all fired up.

#27
Just quote some Rammstein lyrics at all your speeches, actually, just do it all the time.
#28
i'm doing the same thing in my AP Economics class where we have to create a "Presidential Candidate" and make up a campaign.

Totalitarian it is.
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#30
Just go around saying 9/11...you'll win.
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#31
I think your campaign slogan should be:

Facism: JUST DO IT.
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#32
You could try translating one of Hitler's speeches to English, that would be interesting...
Up the Punx!
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Learn a german phrase and say it with a lot of anger, then slam your fist, no matter what the phrase is, that should get them all fired up.


Eine halbe Tasse Staubzucker
Ein Viertel Teelöffel Salz
Eine Messerspitze türkisches Haschisch
Ein halbes Pfund Butter
Ein Teelöffel Vanillenzucker
Ein halbes Pfund Mehl
Einhundertfünfzig Gramm gemahlene Nüsse
Ein wenig extra Staubzucker
... und keine Eier!

Fascism: Because father knows best.
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#36
Anyone have a link to a good hitler speech ?

...and anyone know how to properly pronounce some of these german words ?
#38
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Anyone have a link to a good hitler speech ?

...and anyone know how to properly pronounce some of these german words ?



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#39
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Anyone have a link to a good hitler speech ?

...and anyone know how to properly pronounce some of these german words ?


Use "Die Eier von Satan" by Tool instead, that way you won't get in trouble. It's a cookie recipe, I think. Cookie or brownie. You can just as easily leave out the part about adding hashish.

EDIT: Also, because it's a song you'll be able to hear how to say the words.
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Use "Die Eier von Satan" by Tool instead, that way you won't get in trouble. It's a cookie recipe, I think. Cookie or brownie. You can just as easily leave out the part about adding hashish.

EDIT: Also, because it's a song you'll be able to hear how to say the words.

what does Die Eier von Satan mean ? That phrase ?
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