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So, yeah, what are some scientific words which ensue hilarity?

I'll start:

Cummingtonite: its other name is Magnesium-Iron-Silicate-Hydroxide.
Arsole: a molecule which is the arsenic equivalent of pyrrole.
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In what way is that scientific?
It's merely an onomatopoeia, which has nothing to do with science.
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In what way is that scientific?
It's merely an onomatopoeia, which has nothing to do with science.


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Organism...lol I accidentally said "The wrong word" in class while reading out of the text book, and thats always made laugh.
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Organism... Especially hilarious for those with dyslexia...

EDIT: OH GOD DAMMIT! It was only a few seconds ahead of me...
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Organism...lol I accidentally said "The wrong word" in class while reading out of the text book, and thats always made laugh.

my friend was reading out something in front of the class, and accidentally said "orgasm".

Even the teacher fell off his seat laughing.
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Spelunk...

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Prepuce, vulva, ampulla, fimbria, feces, fecal matter.
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the fish named "Slippery D*ck"
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Penis


hilarious

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i'm surprised no one's said "cleavage" yet
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Albedo. Sounds so much like "libido".
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Pneumonultramicroscopicsilicavolcanoniosis

It be the longest word in the world

Something medical....silica in the lungs I think....also, I agree with Organism and Masticate So many times the class has burst into laughter in science class this year....
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Pneumonultramicroscopicsilicavolcanoniosis

It be the longest word in the world

Something medical....silica in the lungs I think....also, I agree with Organism and Masticate So many times the class has burst into laughter in science class this year....

There's a longer word, I think.. that's still pretty long though.
Look up the scientific word for "Titin".
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There's a longer word, I think.. that's still pretty long though.
Look up the scientific word for "Titin".


it's debated whether that's a real word or not.

i did find this though

acetylseryltyrosylserylisoleucylthreonylserylprolylserylglutaminyl-
    phenylalanylvalylphenylalanylleucylserylserylvalyltryptophylalanyl-
    aspartylprolylisoleucylglutamylleucylleucylasparaginylvalylcysteinyl-
    threonylserylserylleucylglycylasparaginylglutaminylphenylalanyl-
    glutaminylthreonylglutaminylglutaminylalanylarginylthreonylthreonyl-
    glutaminylvalylglutaminylglutaminylphenylalanylserylglutaminylvalyl-
    tryptophyllysylprolylphenylalanylprolylglutaminylserylthreonylvalyl-
    arginylphenylalanylprolylglycylaspartylvalyltyrosyllysylvalyltyrosyl-
    arginyltyrosylasparaginylalanylvalylleucylaspartylprolylleucylisoleucyl-
    threonylalanylleucylleucylglycylthreonylphenylalanylaspartylthreonyl-
    arginylasparaginylarginylisoleucylisoleucylglutamylvalylglutamyl-
    asparaginylglutaminylglutaminylserylprolylthreonylthreonylalanylglutamyl-
    threonylleucylaspartylalanylthreonylarginylarginylvalylaspartylaspartyl-
    alanylthreonylvalylalanylisoleucylarginylserylalanylasparaginylisoleucyl-
    asparaginylleucylvalylasparaginylglutamylleucylvalylarginylglycyl-
    threonylglycylleucyltyrosylasparaginylglutaminylasparaginylthreonyl-
    phenylalanylglutamylserylmethionylserylglycylleucylvalyltryptophyl-
    threonylserylalanylprolylalanylserine 


it's a itty bitty virus

(minus the spaces in the coding)
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static equilibrium, centripetal acceleration, electrostatics, trigonometric integrals, partial derivatives, propagation of errors......need I go on
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A question from chemistry quiz:
"You have a sample tetrahydro cannibinol, that, when burned in oxygen, produces CO2 + H2O..."

When the teacher asked us what tetrahydro cannibinol (THC) was usually found in, everyone was really surprised when I said it was marijuana. Now everyone in my chemistry class thinks I'm a stoner...
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A question from chemistry quiz:
"You have a sample tetrahydro cannibinol, that, when burned in oxygen, produces CO2 + H2O..."

When the teacher asked us what tetrahydro cannibinol (THC) was usually found in, everyone was really surprised when I said it was marijuana. Now everyone in my chemistry class thinks I'm a stoner...

you know science?! stoner!
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you know science?! stoner!

Well, to be fair, my friends that I've known since kindergarten (so 10 years or so) are all stoners, and since I hang with them, people assume I toke as well. I like the company of the stoners though. They're nice guys.
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