#1
okay so i've been talking to this one girl and think she's really cute we've been hanging out a lot and things were going really good. then i found out she has an identical twin and im starting to think that the twin is cuter. what should i do?
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Do what any real man would do and get them into bed using the wonders of chemistry.

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#5
Tell the cuter one that you too have an identical twin and then go out with them both separately.
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#6
If they're identical how is one cuter?
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Tell the cuter one that you too have an identical twin and then go out with them both separately.


I cannot believe the ammount of win in this phrase, DO IT!!
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#9
Jesus Christ.
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#10
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If they're identical how is one cuter?


cuz its the one he cant have.
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#11
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Tell the cuter one that you too have an identical twin and then go out with them both separately.


listen to this man.
#12
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If they're identical how is one cuter?


They look the same duh !!!
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#14
Go out with the cuter one, when the other one gets angry with you say you thought the cuter one was her as they were twins
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both of them at the same time


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#16
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Tell the cuter one that you too have an identical twin and then go out with them both separately.


This. There is absolutely no possible way that anything could EVER go wrong.

Try taking them to the movies at the same time.
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#17
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Tell the cuter one that you too have an identical twin and then go out with them both separately.

F***ing brilliance!
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okay so i've been talking to this one girl and think she's really cute we've been hanging out a lot and things were going really good. then i found out she has an identical twin and im starting to think that the twin is cuter. what should i do?

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#20
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Tell the cuter one that you too have an identical twin and then go out with them both separately.


Do this.
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