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Ok so here is how it went I was sleeping as you do and was dreaming of me and my band playing a song and I was death growling in the dream but to my surprise I woke up and was acctually death growling and I was wondering who else has done something weird when they woke up.
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i woke up from having a nightmare then i looked in my pants and i had a wet dream
now that was weird
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during an earthquake
i woke up and looked round to see who was shaking my bed, i almost starting shouting 'oi! who is it!'

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Last night actually.

I kept hearing this song in my head all night and I could see the music video too. At the end of the video i read at the bottom where it has like name, band, label and video director and discovered it was a Daughtry song.

I woke up and the same song was on, right at the end with the band info at the bottom.
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I woke startled once and didn't realize my alarm clock was on my arm. I rolled over and the clock went flying to the opposite wall... it didn't make it through...
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during an earthquake
i woke up and looked round to see who was shaking my bed, i almost starting shouting 'oi! who is it!'

dudee i did that too! we had one in illinois. which is tottaly unherd of. so i freaked because i thought someone/thing. was under my bed. and i just bolted out of my room.
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Ok so here is how it went I was sleeping as you do and was dreaming of me and my band playing a song and I was death growling in the dream but to my surprise I woke up and was acctually death growling and I was wondering who else has done something weird when they woke up.

That isn't scary. That's just weird. You're weird. Weirdy Mc weird.

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I've realised I have the coolest dreams in that time I fall asleep after half waking up

a couple of weeks ago I was a solider in some cool zombie movie and I made my way on a motorcycle from africa to some laboratory in russia where there was a huge vault with a colony of survivors

other than that, waking up in general after a night of drinking
I went to bed a few nights ago (I was the last one to go to sleep), wearing nothing but my boxers. I then woke up a few hours later (nobody else was up) and I found my boxers next to me... hmm...

Also, I tend to sleep for a few hours after school every day and when I'm asleep during the day and somebody wakes me up to talk to me, I usually have no idea what I'm saying and later on, I'll have no recollection of the event. A few weeks ago, after school, my mom told me, "Dad told me to make you some fish when you got home," so I answered, "All right, but I'll go to bed for about thirty minutes."
I woke up, went to band practice, and got back home and found out that my dad had eaten my fish. So I went up to my mom and said, "WTF MOM! FISHH!" and she told me that she woke me up for a few minutes while I was napping and I supposedly told her that I didn't want the fish, even though I really did. Ahh... I missed out on fish

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I was having a really good dream, but apparently in real life I was yelling that there were people in the house. My mom came in to check on me and I made like I was going to punch her in the face. Never woke up though

But yeah, I've woken up fapping, paralyzed (scary crap), saying stuff, that kind of thing
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i woke up once drenched in Coke...
but i cant remeber the dream for anything right now...
I was dreaming that I was at a friend's house, and I walked into a bathroom and spontaniously thought "what if there is a murdurer there", refering to some bushes outside benieth the window. Naturally a murderer jumped up into the bathroom and started chasing me around with a knife. I then woke up when he hit me with it, but my eyes remained closed. I was still in panic though and even considered never stepping a foot outside becouse something like this might happen.

I then opened my eyes and began thinking normally again.

And I'm sure you're also thinking "why does somebody have a window to the bathroom when living in a city?"
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I had a dream I was at my dad's house and Ozzy Osbourne and Tony Iommi showed up. We then played Goldeneye 007 on Nintendo 64 in multiplayer, but I found out that Tony and Ozzy were cheating by using an invincibility code. Then I chased them with a glass of water and threw it at them, turning them into wasps and I stepped on them to kill them.

When I woke up Ozzy was playing on the radio and I had spilled a glass of water on me. That was still one ****ed up dream...
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OMG thats happened 2 me 2, my t-shirt was wet wen i found it
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I woke up to the sound of a strong wind / cracking tree. I looked outside my window to see a tree falling down due to a wind storm. It ending up just barely hitting our house doing damage to the roof and knocking three windows out directly below my room.

Lucky i guess because when it hit our house it was in such bad shape that the top half of the tree trunk split in half instead of coming through my bedroom.
The only weird stuff that happend to me was i dreamed someone kicked me and i woke up flying through the air and i hit the wall. Also after ever dream i think the dream really happened for about a minute.
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Some super awesome epic dreams

Taking about 5 mins to sort out what was a dream and what was real

Not sorting properly and talking to my friends about my dream like it was real

Right before I fall asleep, it feels like Im falling in a spiral and I kick myself awake, kicking my dog in the process

Oh and I learned how to play a bit of Orion by Metallica in a dream
one time, I distinctly remember taking my clothes off before going to bed, then i woke up in the middle of the night, I had my shirt and jeans on, so i was tired and just decided to go back to sleep, and woke up without clothes on again :S
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So i was ill once, i went to sleep on the sofa at about 11:30, (couch for americans), and i obviously sleepwalked to the toilet, and sat down on it, i woke up, at about 2:30 in the afternoon, on the toilet lol

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after a pearl jam concert, i crashed at my brothers place with a couple friends and according to them i sang a distillers song in my sleep
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I woke up and there were 5 naked women next to me.

Then I woke up from that dream and cried..
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I woke up to a feroucious sound, it was ungodly... Shook my body violently!

Then realized I was just fapping.

Sometimes (quite rare) I punch in my sleep, say perhaps I have a dream where someone's threatening me, I punch the wall beside my bed, or sometimes it's a creature.

Another time I awoke to myself shouting something, can't remember what though.
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i woke up once drenched in Coke...
but i cant remeber the dream for anything right now...


I once woke up trying to get something out of my foot. I was dreaming that there was a giant robot eagle trying to eat me.

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i woke up with a MASSIVE cramp!

if it was in you leg then that could have been a charlie horse. They hurt like a bitch.

Once I was dreaming and I was truck by lighting and when I woke up my mouth was bleeding.
I was dreaming about Vadim from DragonForce playing his keyboard solo from Heartbreak Armgeddon, i think, and i woke up playing air keyboard to it.

Also I was sleeping in a bunk bed once where I was sleeping on the top bunk. I woke up during the night and I was standing on the floor, I was like "WTF?" and climbed back into bed.
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This didn't happen to me, but it happened to one of my group members at camp:

One night....during the middle of the night (Me and the kid were fast asleep, but the other 2 boys in the boys tent were talking about movies or w/e [they were talking about some random stuff before I drifted away]) I wake up (happens to me sometimes in the middle of the night for no reason), and I look over, and the kid is sitting up (still asleep), and he counts all the boys in the tent, "One, Two, Three, Four..." Then he gets up and opens the tent door and goes outside to look at the stars. 2 minutes later, he hears a noise and rushes back in the tent. He must have been sleepwalking.

Me and the other boys laugh, then we go to sleep.

Oh and one time, I fall asleep on the couch and wake up in my bed...I was like

And one time I dreamed that I was jamming with John Petrucci (favorite guitarist ) and the rest of Dream Theater (favorite band ), I woke up, had breakfast and played guitar for about 4 - 5 hours that day...Maybe it was the dream that made me do it.
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I had a weird dream on the first night I stayed with my girlfriend.

I thought I was a bunch of stereo components scattered about the room...
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