Poll: How unsual are your dreams?
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View poll results: How unsual are your dreams?
Weird, not likely to happen
136 65%
Realistic, but still have a dream aspect
99 48%
this is a sign!
36 17%
just a black nothing
46 22%
Voters: 208.
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#1
Okay, so last night I had the weirdest dream. I dreamed that I broujght a female rabbit for the one I have now, but his balls dropped when I put them in the cage together, so I take the female one out and Miu-Miu (My bunny) grow to my sizr and then starts beating me up.

Ad th other night I dreamed I was gay, And the girl I was with is one of my friends

Is there anyone else out there having weird ass dreams?
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#2
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Okay, so last night I had the weirdest dream. I dreamed that I broujght a female rabbit for the one I have now, but his balls dropped when I put them in the cage together, so I take the female one out and Miu-Miu (My bunny) grow to my sizr and then starts beating me up.

Ad th other night I dreamed I was gay, And the girl I was with is one of my friends

Is there anyone else out there having weird ass dreams?


wuh?
#3
I have alot of surreal dreams and nightmares.
Here's a few of my latest themes:

- Pig fetuses
- Falling from an impossibly high bookshelf
- Meeting Tyrael (A Blizzard joke for any nerds)
- Vomiting organs
- Playing 'Blue' by System of a Down

But I also have insomnia - hence it's only once a week or so that I sleep long enough to really remember the dreams vividly.
#6
this is gonna sound weird as ****, but i was having this dream,and i was about to engage in intercourse with a female, then she asks for it in the buthole (yes i know, a bit descriptive, but you'll live) so i insert, and it is FREEZING COLD. when i woke up, i went to get breakfast, then suddenly remembered the dream and got the thinking "...wtf"

VIOLA!
#7
Last night I dreamt the cereal was in the bathroom..
CEREAL DOESNT BELONG IN THE BATHROOM!
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#8
i am still hauted by a dream i had when i was three
i whent to the zoo and i lion was out of its cage. we ran to the car the after we drove away the lion was in the back seat. It then proceded to eating me
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#9
I had a dream the other night that I saw one of my friends doing a jigsaw puzzle on the floor and decided that raep might be the best way to say hello.
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#10
I remember once i was being chased by this giant bean that was trying to suck me into it. Then i dreamed about it again only i was running up a wall to get away from it which then turned into a pinball machine with all those balls of steel trying to hit me. good times, good times.
#11
i was riding in a plane and i could see a skatepark below me and one of the dudes flew off the ramp and faceplanted into my window of the plane, somehow he got inside the plane and they were trying to fix his face and it kept getting bigger so people would put their hands in front of his face so their children couldnt see it and eventually it got so big that people couldnt put their hands over it anymore and his face turned in Skeletor.

i dont no y they just didnt throw a blanket over his head tho.
#12
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this is gonna sound weird as ****, but i was having this dream,and i was about to engage in intercourse with a female, then she asks for it in the buthole (yes i know, a bit descriptive, but you'll live) so i insert, and it is FREEZING COLD. when i woke up, i went to get breakfast, then suddenly remembered the dream and got the thinking "...wtf"

VIOLA!

CELLO!

I had 2 dreams in a row that I was Will Smith. It was pretty awesome to say the least, I did all the bad ass things Will Smith does - dancing to Jazzy Jeff tunes, blast aliens, get jiggy with it.
#13
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Last night I dreamt the cereal was in the bathroom..
CEREAL DOESNT BELONG IN THE BATHROOM!


Ahahaha
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#15
I had a dream wher ei was kicking some weird guys ass

Thats punny


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#17
I was at my dad's house and Ozzy Osbourne and Tony Iommi showed up. We then played Goldeneye 007 on Nintendo 64 in multiplayer, but I found out that Tony and Ozzy were cheating by using an invincibility code. Then I chased them with a glass of water and threw it at them, turning them into wasps and I stepped on them to kill them.


That was probably my weirdest dream.
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#18
well last night I dreamt that I kicked ass of some teachers child and got 3 hours of detention of it.
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#19
I'd have to say the weirdest dream I had was one where I had to slay a giant snake. There was a giant mountain next to the village that I apparently lived in in the dream, and there was a huge snake wrapped around the mountain. Me and a few friends decided it was a threat to the village so we got our trusty swords and went off to slay the snake. Once we go to the snake though, it turned out the snake wasn't a threat because it was nearly dead. There had been an evil squirrel eating holes in the snakes body, so we slew the squirrel, which then transformed into 9 little colored balls, 3 red, 3 green, 3 blue. These turned out to be mushrooms (the psychoactive kind) in pill form, which we proceeded to take. Then I somehow ended up in an outdoor gas station where I retold my adventures to a few friends.

Also when I was 4 or 5 i lived on what you might call a ranch, and I had this dream that one day my parents went outside to meet with this guy in a British military uniform who had ridden his horse to our house. As my parents sat down to have tea with the soldier, his horse turned into a giant godzilla-like pinata. I ran and hid under my bed and then started laughing until I woke up.
#20
i had a dream that there were a league of kitty guerrillas, and they kept trying to get run over, not matter what the cause.
#21
i fucked a polar bear in austrailia one time.
then i woke up with a sticky spot in my pants
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#22
i had a dream that malcolm in the middle was attacking poor king kong with this long stick thingy, but king kong was protected for some reason by this forcefield that the fat guy from jurassic park put up around him using a laptop. fat guy then got beaten up by malcolm's mum. whilst all this was happening i was being chased by aliens (you know the one's in Aliens) until i ended up in this sexy little camp out. we lit a fire, ate some marshmallows and everything was alright.

another i had when i was 5: I was in one of those padded little assault course things tht you get in a few pubs and playgroups, when all these raptors started chasing me. I had crawl away through these small little tunnels and ring this little bell to scare them all off. when i rang the bell it turned into a T-Rex and i got eaten.
#23
I dreamt that I was coming back from college, and the train had broken down so I had to walk back along the train track carrying my guitar.

Then 2 guys started chasing me with guns so I ran into some old dilapidated abandoned hotel, and waited for them in the top room.

They came in and I BEAT THEM TO DEATH USING THE NECK OF A STRAT AS A CLUB.

IT WAS SO MUCH FUN.

10/10 - I would dream of beating people to death with clubs again.
wat.
#25
when I was 8 i dreamt that I was god but 6 years old and doodling on a piece of paper and whatever i drew happened, but then suddenly I was sucked into the paper, was turned into santa clause but had a gun and the world still looked like a 6 year olds doodle and I climbed up a few 2d mountains and was chased by a giant strange thing... Once it caught me I turned into a ninja and went to my attic and proceeded to get smacked around by a giant bat like man with red eyes..... and for some reason one time I dreamt that the walls of my house were made of eyes that were still alive..... freaked me the hell out
#27
the other night i basically just dreamed i was in halo 3, matchmaking.

i was just playing a regular game on snowbound, and the level was exactly how it is int he game. it was so weird.

im better at halo in real life :P
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Long story short, 10 minutes later we were all sat there jerking off. (Our own, not each others)

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#28
My dreams have been somehwat chatoic in recent times.

Be awsome if they came true though.
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#29
Last night, part of my dream was that I got a pair of shoes with a mini amp in the right shoe. They were awesome!
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#30
my dreams always consist of people I know, but always are very unrealistic. For instance, I had a dream that as my friend was leaving my house some Mexican guy kept trying to break into my car. So i threw bread crumbs at him (like you would throw at pidgins) he eat them and turned into a guy wearing a suit who tried to sell me life insurance.
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#31
nothing special, just a girl i really like turned into a giant dragon and tried to kill me, so i had slay her with a katana 3 times the size of my own body
#32
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I have alot of surreal dreams and nightmares.
Here's a few of my latest themes:

- Pig fetuses
- Falling from an impossibly high bookshelf
- Meeting Tyrael (A Blizzard joke for any nerds)
- Vomiting organs
- Playing 'Blue' by System of a Down

But I also have insomnia - hence it's only once a week or so that I sleep long enough to really remember the dreams vividly.


Every night I tell you.


... Every night.

I also meet Hadriel and have to fight Izual. Then this random demon dude threatens to destroy the whole world, and another realm which apparently is my home world. I get mad, get some kickass Tyrael crystal wings and kick the shit out of the demon dude. I am also called Dante and am the prince of hell


... Too many video games?

Jedit: In the end I manage to save existence and get laid.

Sithedit: I also always die the first time whilst fighting the demon dude. And then somehow I get brought back to life... and kick shit.
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#33
I had a dream that these terrorist dudes (who looked kinda like Fonejacker) were going around playing trombones. And they were hitting people across the head with these trombones and killing them. T'was not nice.
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#35
Most of my dreams are very strange. But there are a few that are realistic.


I had a dream last night that someone stole my car.
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#36
Well, I was on the seafront collecting rocks with my friend (no idea why) and then a load of ships landed on the beach and thousands of Zulus jumped out and startd killing lot's of people, it turned into an epic war between the military and some Zulus, I managed to escape back to my house

I was walking down my street when Anakin Skywalker appeared, he started shooting at me with a blaster pistol but I managed to dodge the bullets, but after one bullet which made me lay down on the floor to dodge it, he threw his lightsabre at be and I died

I was at Reading festival and there was a stage free with no-one on so me and my bandmates jumped on and started playing 'You Shook Me All Night Long' by AC/DC only instead of a guitar, I was using a white sock...
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#37
i dreampt that there was a magic balloon that grows and you have to kill it with an m-16.
then i put the popped balloon in my pocket and go to an appartment thats my house.
Then I go to my roomate's room and there are two chicks having sex.
They invite me, but then they turn into guys. so i walk away into the bathroom and this guy wants to have sex with me. I say no, and he turns into a chick. I take the balloon out it grants me the ability of ESP and i start doing this creepy shit inside the future of Vietnam.
Then I lose my abilities as The balloon told me to pass on the power to my Penis, which disconected from me and ruled the world and then my alarm woke me up
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All that theory my guitar teacher tries to drill into my head just gets buried under piles of porn and I never manage to apply any of it
#38
I had a dream where I threw my bass at my friend and he blew up. O_O
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#39
Ive died in every single one of my dreams for the last month.

Is that normal?
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#40
Mostly weird and never going to happen. My brain has a freaky way of making sense of things
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