#1
I went out to the strip club for my 18th birthday on thursday and my buddies paid $25 to get the shit kicked out of me on stage. It was ****ing hilarious, they played the trooper for me with that being my nickname and one of the hotter ones was beating my face with her tits to the beat of the song. It was amazing. I got my clothes torn apart and whipped with a studded belt too...
#2
Cool, you should of bit her tit
Please Stay,
Until I'm Gone,
I'm Here Hold On,
To Me I'm Right Here,
Waiting,
And Take My One Last Breath,
And Dont Forget,
That I Will Be Right Here,
Waiting
#3
What the ****?
This is what you get.
This is what you get.
This what you get when you mess with us.
#4
I hate you, Pit.
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#5
I liked the story about the 12 year old and his girlfriend who almost got her knocked up and went to McDonalds.

...Were still waiting for the pics...
#7
you sir, and your friends, have issues with your sexuality. i mean, come on, what sort of friends would arrange to have their friend's clothes forcefully removed and whipped... ON STAGE!?
seriously dude, consider whether they might want to be more than just "friends"
#8
Meh.. sounds embarrassing.
Just get a girlfriend. You'll get the same, for free.
#9
being whipped with a studded belt on stage was a good thing? dude they weren't trying to do you a favour.
#11
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you sir, and your friends, have issues with your sexuality. i mean, come on, what sort of friends would arrange to have their friend's clothes forcefully removed and whipped... ON STAGE!?
seriously dude, consider whether they might want to be more than just "friends"

It was all just on the spot...they just said "beat the shit out of him"
#12
They got ripped off. I know a guy who'll break legs and cut off fingers for 25$. Try to get your money back.
#13
That's quite kinky, I'm gona have a look around to see if I can get the same for my 18th
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#14
i didnt know it was a good thing to come out of a strip club looking like this-->
#15
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i didnt know it was a good thing to come out of a strip club looking like this-->

You're obviously not a masochist. You know, razors aren't just for emo kids.
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#16
That would be quite disturbing to be honest, and I'm not gay ¬_¬
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i thank you for the disturbing visual good sir
#19
Damn. For my 14th birthday I went to a WWE match. My friends paid 25 bucks for me to get Batista bombed. Then They played the theme music and Umaga was beating my face with his tits to the beat of the music. Then I got whipped with a barbwire bat.

/making fun of TS
#20
For my 18th, I had some friends over. We went to Taco Bell, and played COD4 and Halo 3 all night.
#21
Not my sort of night out

Gather mates
Go to venue
Listen to music and have some drinks
Attempt to pull

Success= Sex
Failure= Wanking

Either way fun. I don't really dig the whole stripper thing, seems kinda seedy
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#22
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i thank you for the disturbing visual good sir

If by "disturbing visual" you mean "raging boner", you're very welcome.
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