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#1
Yesterday my friend said he plungered his stomack when he was little.

Just 5 mins ago I drank mouth wash while peeing then spit the mouth watch into the toilet and watched it turn green

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#2
I fainted while kneeling up in the bath and fell and broke half of my front tooth out

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#3
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I feinted while kneeling up in the bath and fell and broke half of my front tooth out


lol you made a mocking attack while doing that?
#4
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Yesterday my friend said he plungered his stomack when he was little.

Just 5 mins ago I drank mouth wash while peeing then spit the mouth watch into the toilet and watched it turn green

you turn


i dont really believe that
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lol you made a mocking attack while doing that?

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#6
You know those wet wipe cartons with the valve in the top that was made up of triangular pieces of plastic?

Got my finger stuck in that when I was little.

Many times.
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#8
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lol you made a mocking attack while doing that?


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#9
Played an entire, 2 hour raid dungeon in World of Warcraft from the comfort of the throne.
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#10
I've plungered myself several times
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#11
^^ WHAT?

i slipped in the bath and cracked my skull open on the sink at the same time...

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#12
The mouthwash thing isnt weird.

If im in a rush to get to college, and i need to pee / finish my oral cleansing i do it..


Taking a dump and masturbating.


Never again.
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#13
I took out a fly with my jet of piss once. I felt like God!
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#14
I opened a closet and as lucky i am i managed to break it by just opening it and let all the perfumes and stuff fall on the ground.
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#16
Whenever I was home from school with diarrhea, I got tired of getting on and off the toilet. So I took in I Am America (And So Are You!) by Stephen Colbert, and read the entire thing without getting up. I must've sat there for like four hours. Whenever I got up, my whole ass was black and blue. I thought I burst a blood vessel.
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#17
One time i was sick and i had to puke, shit and pee at the same time, it was pretty bad ass.
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#19
nothing :s
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#20
took a nap in the shower, with the water turned on
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#21
i shit while talking on the phone and shooting birds with my airsoft gun
its a lot harder to do while pooping in case anyone was wondering
#22
my uncle keeps a .22 in his bathroom. that way when hes taking a shit and spies a groundhog in his yard, he can throw open the window and shoot at it.
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One time i was sick and i had to puke, shit and pee at the same time, it was pretty bad ass.

I've had to puke and shit (I was sick) simultaneously while I was on the toilet before. I had a hard choice as to whether I should get up and puke in the toilet, or puke on the floor in front of me. I compromised and puked in the sink next to the commode.
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#24
i got sick to where i almost died throwing up
i mean there was puke in like every single inch of it....
that's it
#25
when i wa slike 8 i slipped getting out of the bath tub and cut my chin open

lulz ensued
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I've had to puke and shit (I was sick) simultaneously while I was on the toilet before. I had a hard choice as to whether I should get up and puke in the toilet, or puke on the floor in front of me. I compromised and puked in the sink next to the commode.


As Jon Stewart once said, "If you ever have to decide between cleaning up vomit or diarrhea, always choose the vomit... because liquid shit is like lava."
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I took out a fly with my jet of piss once. I felt like God!

I'VE DONE THAT TOO!!!


....'cept it was only a mosquito... i'm still cool, right? RIGHT?!
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I took out a fly with my jet of piss once. I felt like God!


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#30
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#32
One time I took a dump in the studio (was tracking a song) and it was one of those dumps that when you wipe, it's pretty bad. I knew that if I attempted to wipe all of it, I'd get major TP residue (those little rolled up balls of TP), and I would have to use A LOT of TP and in the end I may not be able to even get it adequately cleaned. Maybe I have an extra harry arse or something. So anyways, I decided to man up, dipped my hand in the toilet water (I had already flushed once) and wiped directly with my hand. It felt a bit unsettling, but it worked surprisingly well and after thoroughly washing my hand, all was well again. The tracks were good that day, and in no small thanks to my clean buttocks.

EDIT: Oh and BTW I tried this method again recently in a similar situation, and I had to wash my hand intensely to get the smell off of it. So I'm never doing it again, and I don't recommend it lol.
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#33
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i sat on the toilet backwards. it's a lot more comfortable.


why have i never thought of that!
#34
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why have i never thought of that!

Oooo actually I did that once.... wasn't so great for me.
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#35
I plungered my face once, it hurt .
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Oooo actually I did that once.... wasn't so great for me.


hehe. i'd probably fall backwards.


when i see a bit of toilet paper stuck to the inside of the toilet, i like to aim and fire at it till it falls apart. lol :/
#37
i have done this counltess times:
i tried to blow my load in the toilet but missed and hit the wall behinnd the toilet making a huge mess
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Oooo actually I did that once.... wasn't so great for me.



the official term for this is aj slater-ing
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#39
I got stung by a wasp when I was at my friend's house and I didn't know if I was allergic so I took some Benadryl just in case and we went out to eat about 20 minutes after. I get up to go to the bathroom at around 6:36, I go in and I was the only one there and by that time the Benadryl was starting to kick in and I was getting drowsy as fuck. I was standing at a urinal and leaned my head on the wall for what I thought was a minute (still had my dong out and was holding it) and fell asleep with my head against the wall.

Some employee came in to wash his hands and saw me and tapped me on the shoulder and I jumped back, still with wang out, looked around, buttoned up and left. When I got back to my table my friend's asked what happened so I told them and asked what time it was, they told me "6:54".
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I got stung by a wasp when I was at my friend's house and I didn't know if I was allergic so I took some Benadryl just in case and we went out to eat about 20 minutes after. I get up to go to the bathroom at around 6:36, I go in and I was the only one there and by that time the Benadryl was starting to kick in and I was getting drowsy as fu. I leaned my head on the wall for what I thought was a minute (still had my dong out and was holding it) and fell asleep with my head against the wall.

Some employee came in to wash his hands and saw me and tapped me on the shoulder and I jumped back, still with wang out, looked around, buttoned up and left. When I got back to my table my friend's asked what happened so I told them and asked what time it was, they told me "6:54".


No waiting around for the food, just fall asleep in the bathroom... brilliant!!
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