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#1
ok guys im 13 and i need a way to get 250$ fast the LEGAL way...pit monkies try ur best to help me out..im in desperate need of this cash..
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One day, when the time has come,
The truth will shine, we'll never run.
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#2
sell your body.. for sex.. aslong as you can get it up.
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#3
1) Get a tattoo saying "$250" on one of your buttcheeks.
2) Go to Catholic Church.
3) Approach priest
4) Turn around
5) Drop your pants.
6) ???
7) Profit.
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#4
rake leaves? mow lawns?
Gear

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#5
Legal? Pussy.
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#7
you could whore yourself out to 5 fat chicks for 50 bucks a piece
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#9
Quote by HuckIt
you could whore yourself out to 5 fat chicks for 50 bucks a piece



or 10 hot chicks for 25 bucks a peice
#10
Quote by darkstar2466
1) Get a tattoo saying "$250" on one of your buttcheeks.
2) Go to Catholic Church.
3) Approach priest
4) Turn around
5) Drop your pants.
6) ???
7) Profit.

+1.
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#11
Or ***** yourself out to one really fat chick for 250 bucks.
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?
#12
Quote by scissormetimber
or 10 hot chicks for 25 bucks a peice

or 100 for 2,50
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#13
Quote by dreams broken
ok guys im 13 and i need a way to get 250$ fast the LEGAL way...pit monkies try ur best to help me out..im in desperate need of this cash..


Why?
#14
pawn cds, dvds, video games, electronics, guitars, etc.
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Remember through smells
Remember through colors
Remember through towns
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#17
Quote by vash_08
Why?


fender MIM strat on sell mint condition at music store for 250$
Quote by Jackolas
You are my favorite August 08er, sir!


One day, when the time has come,
The truth will shine, we'll never run.
We both know just how feel,
I'm praying to god that this is real.
#18
two words:

child porn

Myspace.

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it wasn't 7 days, it was 5.

and you call yourself the son of catholics

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#20
clean ur room and sell all your garbage. either have a yard sale or go on ebay.
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#21
The dollar sign ($) goes before the number.

$250

Just thought you should know.
"There are millions of people in the world, and none of those people are an extra. They're all leads in their own stories."
<//////>~
#23
Quote by myself101
The dollar sign ($) goes before the number.

$250

Just thought you should know.


does it really matter?
Quote by Jackolas
You are my favorite August 08er, sir!


One day, when the time has come,
The truth will shine, we'll never run.
We both know just how feel,
I'm praying to god that this is real.
#24
Quote by dreams broken
fender MIM strat on sell mint condition at music store for 250$


You forgot tax.
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I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

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#25
Quote by dreams broken
does it really matter?

yes, yes it ****ing does!
Myspace.

Quote by djmay71
it wasn't 7 days, it was 5.

and you call yourself the son of catholics

Quote by hugh20
I would keep it on my mantel piece and tell my grandchildren about the day I tried to overthrow the human race with my race of tree-men.
#27
Ask that girl in buffalo for it.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#28
Quote by dreams broken
does it really matter?


Yes. Thats like putting a colon at the front of the word.
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#29
Quote by darkstar2466
You forgot tax.


i can get tax from my parents
Quote by Jackolas
You are my favorite August 08er, sir!


One day, when the time has come,
The truth will shine, we'll never run.
We both know just how feel,
I'm praying to god that this is real.
#31
Quote by MedicreDemon
Ask that girl in buffalo for it.


wht in the hell?
Quote by Jackolas
You are my favorite August 08er, sir!


One day, when the time has come,
The truth will shine, we'll never run.
We both know just how feel,
I'm praying to god that this is real.
#32
Quote by Toast1337
or 100 for 2,50

or a thousand for a quarter each....*bling*
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#33
Steal from bank robbers.
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#34
Steal the Strat without them knowing
Then sell it back to them for $250
Then buy it back again

This has no moral issues surrounding it because you actually payed for it, therefore clearing you of any bad karma you may have obtained from the original heist.
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#35
Quote by Johnny Trash
Steal the Strat without them knowing
Then sell it back to them for $250
Then buy it back again

This has no moral issues surrounding it because you actually payed for it, therefore clearing you of any bad karma you may have obtained from the original heist.

Joking aside, they wouldn't buy it back for 250, as they have to make a profit...
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What do people usually do after they **** their sisters?
#38
Quote by SGibson666
Steal from your parents?

that's just wrong.
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#40
lemonade stand. it worked in the 50's...
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Pi Big Muff
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you know you're a bassist when...

you wake in the morning and your bass is in the bed and your girlfriend is on the floor
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