#2
lol
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#5
you look high
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#8
this isnt really something you should ask the pit but ill just say you like fine, nothing wrong with you. you just need more self esteem, in answer to oyur question, you r more good than bad i would say....
i cum blood
rape
fap... etc
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#9
You're a dude?

You should join Tokio Hotel.
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#10
well on the aspect of being high, sweet i just hit my RooR... but looks...


damn son your busted.
#13
its a rhetorical question isn't it?

u know the answer but you want the pit to tell you differently so you feel better about the way you look
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marmite, vegemite, termite...

anything that ends with -mite is the work of Satan's retarded cousin Vinnie.
#15
obvious cat is obvious

edit: dam you turd Ferguson(hehe funny name )

Yeah you're stoned looking so it's hard to judge
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+1 to carcass255, he knows funk will lead the way


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Pies? You're the drunk one!
#17
Good enough to eat.

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#18
Holy shit, there's Tokio Hotel members on UG.


Seriously, you look stoned off your ass.
I love Foxy Shazam more than you.



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#21
you fugly bastard!
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#22
very stoned
you need to
1. take a bath
2. cut your hair
3. get a tan
4. start listening to lil wayne
5. get a girlfriend, and get off ug
that should fix your life
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What a huge coincidence. I have a butthole also.
#23
Yeah. I think you're a very pretty girl
:P
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#24
Hes not stoned.
he asked this question didnt he?
Hes obviously trippin.
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#25
Quote by bi-ah!
very stoned
you need to
1. take a bath
2. cut your hair
3. get a tan
4. start listening to lil wayne
5. get a girlfriend, and get off ug
that should fix your life


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+1 to carcass255, he knows funk will lead the way


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Pies? You're the drunk one!
#26
im drunk sp i cant rely tell bu ti thin k you lok just fine, o him niy gay
#29
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im drunk sp i cant rely tell bu ti thin k you lok just fine, o him niy gay


WAT?


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#31
Well I went to my cottage today (250 miles north of where I live) and I was just staring out the window and I saw the most amazing buildind it was called

DOCK IN A BOX

I read it as DICK IN A BOX and just started laughing my ass off

And I saw some random building with penguins all over the side, that was it, just penguins no signs nothing, every bit of the building I could see had penguins on it, I found it quite epic

Anyone seen any of these awesomely retarded places on roadtrips?
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#34
What the hell, this thread is like 5 minutes old and it's already 2 pages, whereas all the serious, intelligent threads are freakin' dying at birth
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#35
Quote by Lasyk
Well I went to my cottage today (250 miles north of where I live) and I was just staring out the window and I saw the most amazing buildind it was called

DOCK IN A BOX

I read it as DICK IN A BOX and just started laughing my ass off

And I saw some random building with penguins all over the side, that was it, just penguins no signs nothing, every bit of the building I could see had penguins on it, I found it quite epic

Anyone seen any of these awesomely retarded places on roadtrips?



You're blowin' my mind bro...
Be cool.
#37
The doctor must have smacked your parents when you were born.
If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
#38
omg... i didnt actually intend to mean this is a troll..... i dont take 500 pics of myself someone just said i look ugly yesterday and i felt bad