Or in UG terms, Man gets metal up his ass

Thief impaled after foiled theftAn alleged thief had to be rushed to a local East London hospital on Wednesday night after being impaled while attempting to run away from a crime scene. Senior admin officer at the museum, Rod Botha, said the suspect broke down the back door to the museum. The alarm went off and the man apparently got a fright and ran away. Thief impaled after foiled theftHe climbed a tree and then attempted to jump over the fence. The suspect, however, lost his footing and was impaled by one of the spikes on the fence. Botha said the man was discovered by a tow truck driver who heard his cries. Police and a local security company were despatched to the scene. The man was taken to Frere Hospital and it is understood that he is due to undergo surgery.

i didnt see a thread on this (yes i used search bar)

i found this hilarious , and a great case of pwnage and 'metal up your ass.it also serves him right for trying to rob

so, i want UG's opinions on the pic

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Last edited by nehpets5555 at Oct 4, 2008,
omg.....the poor bastard

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rofl, looks painful.
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Ouch.... I can feel it.

And I lol'd.

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