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So my litte brother and sister have this group of friends that are sleeping over our house tonight. Theres 3 people sleeping over. Theyre kinda sorta like all of our friends, theyre the "from the neighborhood" type group. Anyway so theyre all sleeping over my house. I plan on waking up at like 3am and doing something to all of them.. but (other than rape), what? Bonus points for something that i can record! (will post vid)


edit: i will pick one of these ideas and record it if its good enough
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One of my friends said to the principle once,
"NO! The voices tell me not to talk to you!" *Runs away on all fours*
The principle eventually caught up to him and gave him a drug test.
Last edited by Pr3vieWX360 at Oct 4, 2008,
#3
if you have a guitar amp, bring it into the room and just crank the shit out of it and start to play deathmetal.
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#4
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Touch their boobies.

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#7
put shving cream in their hands then tickle their forheads all at wonce
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#8
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Put there hands in water and pee on them!

HAH!



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haha i lold

Or i could put there hands in pee and water them.
Quote by gu1t4rh3r0
One of my friends said to the principle once,
"NO! The voices tell me not to talk to you!" *Runs away on all fours*
The principle eventually caught up to him and gave him a drug test.
#9
I never understood the put there hand in water thing. Someone care to explain?


On topic.
Hide about 20 alarm clocks set all one minute ahead of each other.
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#11
pretend the house is on fire and gather them all outside where its "safe", then say your going back inside to rescue your parents, then just go back to sleep and leave them outside
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#13
flick their ears!
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#15
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I never understood the put there hand in water thing. Someone care to explain?


On topic.
Hide about 20 alarm clocks set all one minute ahead of each other.

Usually the warm water causes their bladder to empty.


On topic-Stick their hands in pee and pee on them!
Last edited by Lolcheez342 at Oct 4, 2008,
#18
bring your band, and all of a sudden, play ferocious death metal music with black-metal makeup.
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#19
Duct tape the whole group to the wall.
Or just tape them together, if it's easier.

It's something you can record, as well.
#20
Wait until its pitch black when theyre all asleep then light off a bunch of firecrackers and bottle rockets in the room. All at once.


PS If you get in trouble it wasnt my idea.
#21
no one even acknowledged what i said.......


on another idea, you need a paintball gun with just gas, or if you want paintballs and start to shoot them and see there faces.
#22
Quote by ratmblink123
Put there hands in water and pee on them!

HAH!



...




lololol
#24
jerk off your brother, get his semen. put it in his friends vag and wait a couple weeks. lulz will be had
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#26
Kill and chop up their friends and put there various organs and body parts and blood and stuff and put it into there beds (or sleeping beds (even better)) and record them when they're waking up and they'll feel like they're in some horror movie and them freaking out would just be priceless.
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#27
GHB + Set your house on fire. With them inside.
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#29
Quote by Irnmaiden4life
jerk off your brother, get his semen. put it in his friends vag and wait a couple weeks. lulz will be had


There are so many wrong things about this statement.
Think about what you just said...
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Quote by Pr3vieWX360
So my litte brother and sister have this group of friends that are sleeping over our house tonight. Theres 3 people sleeping over. Theyre kinda sorta like all of our friends, theyre the "from the neighborhood" type group. Anyway so theyre all sleeping over my house. I plan on waking up at like 3am and doing something to all of them.. but (other than rape), what? Bonus points for something that i can record! (will post vid)


edit: i will pick one of these ideas and record it
i'll advised, dude.

pranking kids that are younger than you is uncool.
more fun to pull something on your friends when on a camping trip or something.
and the middle of the night shiz might get you a rep as a paedo.
not just with your brother and sisters friends but with the community at large.
doesn't matter if your intentions are good. the fact that you invade their space in the middle of the night is enough for people to think the absolute worst.

you're almost an adult. act like one. find a way to make the night a good experience for all, not pwn them.
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#31
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There are so many wrong things about this statement.
Think about what you just said...

oh, i did.


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I did.
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#33
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i'll advised, dude.

pranking kids that are younger than you is uncool.
more fun to pull something on your friends when on a camping trip or something.
and the middle of the night shiz might get you a rep as a paedo.
not just with your brother and sisters friends but with the community at large.
doesn't matter if your intentions are good. the fact that you invade their space in the middle of the night is enough for people to think the absolute worst.

you're almost an adult. act like one. find a way to make the night a good experience for all, not pwn them.



but think of the lulz!!!


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i'd still go with the mouse traps...
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Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
i'll advised, dude.

pranking kids that are younger than you is uncool.
more fun to pull something on your friends when on a camping trip or something.
and the middle of the night shiz might get you a rep as a paedo.
not just with your brother and sisters friends but with the community at large.
doesn't matter if your intentions are good. the fact that you invade their space in the middle of the night is enough for people to think the absolute worst.

you're almost an adult. act like one. find a way to make the night a good experience for all, not pwn them.

well they could be younger than him by 2 years or what ever. it also depends if his community knows him well as a individual not as someones son or nephew. also how would this make him a pedo? hes a teen pulling a prank on kids, sounds pretty innocent to me, cause obviously hes not going to do anything sexual to them.
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well they could be younger than him by 2 years or what ever. it also depends if his community knows him well as a individual not as someones son or nephew. also how would this make him a pedo? hes a teen pulling a prank on kids, sounds pretty innocent to me, cause obviously hes not going to do anything sexual to them.

unless hes a total creep
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#36
Lolz I R TOTAL KOOL & I PRINK MAI YOUNGR NEIGHBORS N STCK IT N THIR POOPER
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#37
Do some weights, then crush their little heads. luls will be had.


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#38
Quote by convictionless
well they could be younger than him by 2 years or what ever. it also depends if his community knows him well as a individual not as someones son or nephew. also how would this make him a pedo? hes a teen pulling a prank on kids, sounds pretty innocent to me, cause obviously hes not going to do anything sexual to them.

of course he isn't

my contribution to prank ideas

empty various Rats, Spiders, Snakes, etc. under there blankets/sleeping bags. then place various alarms to go off really loudly at once. then play a recording of some satanic speech with like low distortion on the voice. but before you do all of this paint a red satanic symbol on the celing and put a spotlight on it.

then.....

light your self on fire run in the room and tackle one of them.

lulz WILL insure.
Last edited by rockfan7 at Oct 4, 2008,
#39
I think I remember seeing this somewhere:

Attach a strand of blackcats (or equivalent) to a string about 2-3 feet long. Tie the other end of the string to their ankle. Light the first one, and as they all explode one after the other, they fly into the air, with the firecrackers chasing them.
I like to go to the playground, and watch all the little children jump and run around. But they don't know that I'm only using blanks.
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Quote by rockfan7
of course he isn't

my contribution to prank ideas

empty various Rats, Spiders, Snakes, etc. under there blankets/sleeping bags. then place various alarms to go off really loudly at once. then play a recording of some satanic speech with like low distortion on the voice. but before you do all of this paint a red satanic symbol on the celing and put a spotlight on it.

then.....

light your self on fire run in the room and tackle one of them.

lulz WILL ensure.

ensure?
I'm Steve
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