#1
Hah. I woke up yesterday with mega sore eye, on theside, then in the evening it was bloodshot.

So, long story short, doctor dyes it orange, no scratches on eye, so, conjunctivitis-thing- which is going around apparently.

Oh. And a small cut on the side slit of my eye. aha ow.

Anyhow.

To stop me scratching it . Should i go get a a black eye patch. And, go for the full bond villian look or. Will i just look like a tit?


I already know the answer but. The pits thoughts shall amuse.

Oh, and i do have a cat.
#3
bandana! tied around your head at an agle so it covers the eye....then when your eyes better you can keep the bandana around your forehead solid snake style!
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bandana! tied around your head at an agle so it covers the eye....then when your eyes better you can keep the bandana around your forehead solid snake style!


this...he beat me to it
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Just wear sunglasses.
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#8
Hehe! You should just dress up in full pirate attire.
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#9
Do it.
And get a parrot.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#11
You can be a pirate or a Bond villain. I'd say those are pretty good career prospects. You got your life all sorted out for you mang.
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#13
Eyepatch!!
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#14
How many pirates in Pirates of the Carribean actually wore eye patches?

EDIT: Just realised... a kraken coming from the sea isn't very realistic either xD


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#16
My brother once went 'Ahoy captain!' (when he was about 5) to an old guy with an eyepatch on. Definetly get the patch.

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#17
Oh I got that once, I had to have a fly removed out my eye at the doctor's. It looked about normal as far as I remember so I didn't have to wear anything. How the hell did you get a cut on your eye?
#18
1.get eye patch
2.get big chair
3.stroke cat
4.????
5.PROFIT!
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Oh I got that once, I had to have a fly removed out my eye at the doctor's. It looked about normal as far as I remember so I didn't have to wear anything. How the hell did you get a cut on your eye?


Dunno, well its not my eye, its the like, side, i just have caught it on edge of pillow, or zip.
#22
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Ew.


+1 man... that orange shirt is sick.


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