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#1
Hi all, I have a major problem. People keep mistaking me for a girl! I'm a 22 year old man with a slim built. Just the other day I overheard a bunch of guys talking to each other and they were referring to me. They said, "hey that chick is tall!" I need help on how to look erm... more manly I guess.

No, I do not have long hair.
No, I am not gay.
And no, I do not have man boobs.

Would pics help? You'll probably laugh at me.
#2
Work out and get muscles...oh and grow a beard like the people in the future will say below me

And we need a picture, I imagine it's mostly in your head. I'm no psychologist, but when you're so self conscious about something you begin to obsess, and you start to connect things that aren't connected.
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Last edited by Liam. at Oct 5, 2008,
#3
Pics would probably help. I say grow a beard. Or get a fake one.
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#7
Grow some facial hair and apply grease in hair.

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#9
I can't grow a beard, I'm virtually hairless all over my body. And I did work out but I just get really lean muscles.
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#12
Be my lesbian girlfriend!
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#13
Use it to your advantage.
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#15
grow beard/shave head
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#19
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Alright here's a pic. Don't laugh. My mom's Japanese so I look Japanese I think.



Oh my God...maybe you wouldn't look like a girl if you didn't pose like that all the time. You look like little grey riding hood. You have absolutely no facial hair whatsoever. Mess your hair a little.
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#20
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#21
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Alright here's a pic. Don't laugh. My mom's Japanese so I look Japanese I think.



that thing has a penis
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#22
You look more feminine than me.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#28
Long hair really isn't helping you :/

Saying that if you shaved it off you probably would look like a girl just bald =/

I'd say grow a beard/tashe/bumfluff but by the looks of it that looks pretty impossible as well.
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#29
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Alright here's a pic. Don't laugh. My mom's Japanese so I look Japanese I think.



Wow, you really do.

The only advice I can give you is to turn gay, and use this to your advantage. Start wearing womens' clothes too.

I feel a bit harsh what with everyone laughing at this picture. You're lucky to look like this. Even if you don't want to look like a girl, you are still extremely good looking.
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#30
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Oddly enough I meant it in a nice way but I guess.
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#31
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You look more feminine than me.

Your role of female pit lurker isn't affected!
Though you might have competition now!

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#32
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Wow, you really do.

The only advice I can give you is to turn gay, and use this to your advantage. Start wearing womens' clothes too.

this...deserves to be sigged
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#34
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Alright here's a pic. Don't laugh. My mom's Japanese so I look Japanese I think.


And you say you're a 22 year old man?
#35
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Your role of female pit lurker isn't affected!
Though you might have competition now!


Can it be a fight to the death?
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#37
Quote by foremones
I can't grow a beard, I'm virtually hairless all over my body. And I did work out but I just get really lean muscles.


Maybe you are a girl then.
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