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This is not a thread about The Killers lol.

I was just reminded of something I did when I was young. I was 6 years old and I just learned to go toilet by myself. I was taking a poop, long story short I tasted my own poop.

What extremely disgusting or stupid things have you done as a kid, and realize now that it was just wrong?

EDIT: It wasn't a good taste. It wasn't as bad as like brussel sprouts though.


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#2
Dude... not cool.

On topic, me and a friend persuaded to make his little brother lick urine from a wooden fence.

I miss being 8 years old.

Edit: ... what did it taste like? >.>

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when i was like 3 my female neighbor and i got naked
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One time, when I was 4, while sitting on the toilet.....I fell in the toilet. I cried out to my mom to get me outta there!


LOL! that must have been traumatic.


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lol I always liked your username...

Also once my brother made me rub up against my dog sexually... while I had only underwear on.


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#8
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I was taking a poop, long story short I tasted my own poop.

Why would you do that? Even as a 6 year old you must have recognised that as being ****ing disgusting?
#9
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LOL! that must have been traumatic.

Indeed. It was. I cannot forget the cold water splashing all over my arse. So whenever I get wet there, the memories come back
#10
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lol I always liked your username...


Why thank you...

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Also once my brother made me rub up against my dog sexually... while I had only underwear on.


... O.o

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#11
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Why would you do that? Even as a 6 year old you must have recognised that as being ****ing disgusting?


I think everyone has to taste their own medicine once in their life.


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#13
in primary school, me and two other guys and a girl went to the toilet and wee'd together. :/
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Indeed. It was. I cannot forget the cold water splashing all over my arse. So whenever I get wet there, the memories come back


Shower's must be hell... especially when some bastard turns on a tap or flushes the toilet.


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Some kid I knew spewed up a shitload of orange Dorito slush... I couldn't eat corn chips for a very long time.

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Only when it's cold water.


That's what I meant with the flushing of the toilet and such. lol


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That's what I meant with the flushing of the toilet and such. lol

Oh I see what you mean.

I like to put cookies in my mouth and drink milk before I swallow them. It makes 'em mushy.
#24
Does anyone else wonder why the TS wasn't potty trained until he was six?

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#25
when i was like 5 ithrew up in my toilet, then, my head fell in and i swallowed some more puke. Then i threw up in my bro's closet. Mehehehehehe

also, when i was like 6 or 7, i pissed inside an apartments closet.
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#26
Oh just remember... at primary the boys and girls change rooms were opposite.

I got turned on by the fact that they could see me if I stood near the door nude, waiting for the odd opportunity that both doors would be open at once

EDIT: I pee'd on the floor of my bedroom cause I was in underwear and didn't wanna go out to the toilet... mum walked in as I was doing it...


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#27
When I was 7, I tried to draw a naked girl on one of those drawer things. At a religious school. Christian to boot.
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Oh just remember... at primary the boys and girls change rooms were opposite.

I got turned on by the fact that they could see me if I stood near the door nude, waiting for the odd opportunity that both doors would be open at once

EDIT: I pee'd on the floor of my bedroom cause I was in underwear and didn't wanna go out to the toilet... mum walked in as I was doing it...

I would have whooped your ass and made you sleep on a chain until you were good. Then you would have been given a dog house. And then we'd see from there.
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#29
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This is not a thread about The Killers lol.

I was just reminded of something I did when I was young. I was 6 years old and I just learned to go toilet by myself. I was taking a poop, long story short I tasted my own poop.

What extremely disgusting or stupid things have you done as a kid, and realize now that it was just wrong?

EDIT: It wasn't a good taste. It wasn't as bad as like brussel sprouts though.

......You weren't potty trained until you were 6?


I was in first grade when I was 6. I learned how to take a shit by myself when I was like 3 or 4. o_O


No offense, that's just a REALLY late age.
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I would have whooped your ass and made you sleep on a chain until you were good. Then you would have been given a dog house. And then we'd see from there.


I understand your Sig after all these months of seeing it... well I don't understand the part where she loves you.

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I understand your Sig after all these months of seeing it... well I don't understand the part where she loves you.

/asshole

I'm only joking.
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Oh... well in that case, I love you.


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Oh... well in that case, I love you.

To answer your original question, I had never used a public restroom until I was in the first grade. I was always used to using a private one, so I would drop my pants to my ankles everytime I needed to pee. I thought this was common practice. I learned otherwise in 1st grade when the class took a trip to the bathroom and I got a letter home.
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To answer your original question, I had never used a public restroom until I was in the first grade. I was always used to using a private one, so I would drop my pants to my ankles everytime I needed to pee. I thought this was common practice. I learned otherwise in 1st grade when the class took a trip to the bathroom and I got a letter home.


LOL I remember seeing a few kids do that. I was like wtf? but then again, I ate poop


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#35
I lit the bed on fire and tried to put it out with my spit.
#36
I definatly licked a few higher voltage battaries in my younger years
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I lit the bed on fire and tried to put it out with my spit.


lol I lit tissues on fire then threw the tissues on the carpet... then I proceeded to pour 2 liters of Coke Cola onto it.


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Oh I see what you mean.

I like to put cookies in my mouth and drink milk before I swallow them. It makes 'em mushy.



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And all the birds in the trees, well theyd be singing so happily,
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Logical, responsible, practical.
And they showed me a world where I could be so dependable,
Clinical, intellectual, cynical.


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To answer your original question, I had never used a public restroom until I was in the first grade. I was always used to using a private one, so I would drop my pants to my ankles everytime I needed to pee. I thought this was common practice. I learned otherwise in 1st grade when the class took a trip to the bathroom and I got a letter home.


Butters always do that. Maybe the character was based on your when you were a kid!

Were you an annoying, naive, lonely kid?
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