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Inspired by Ur all $h1t's "should we provide condoms to highschool students?" thread.

Last night I was boinking my girlfriend, and the condom kept slipping, not off my dick, no that would be too easy, it kept slipping further onto my dick, constricting it and making the head of my dick look like a triangle, furthermore preventing me from feeling anything, thus making me soft, thus stopping our fun time.

Does anyone else have this problem? How do you fix it? any other problems with condoms? why the hell is there a lube type substance on the inside of condoms?

tl;dr: Read it you lazy bastards, it's not that long.
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#4
dont use one
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#5
Wait how would you not feel anything if it went further down?

I have the problem that it pulls the skin on the head of my dick down and it hurts. When I put it on that is.


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#6
Put a rubber band around it.
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#8
what brand are you using, i find that some brands for me like trojan are way too tight for my taste
#9
sounds like you either need more lube or bigger condoms, as for thanksgiving surely your foreskin should be pulled down during sex anyways?? unless your actually referring to your bellend being pulled which i can imagine hurts quite a bit...
#10
I've never had a problem with a condom before...
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#11
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#13
sorry, what's not long? :p
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#14
Well I would imagine that it would be pulled down after a while... but its pretty tight on there... so maybe I don't know... maybe you could explain it better to me what happens?

EDIT: Go into greater detail about what happens to the foreskin during sex is what I was asking here.


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Last edited by thanksgiving at Oct 5, 2008,
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Well I would imagine that it would be pulled down after a while... but its pretty tight on there... so maybe I don't know... maybe you could explain it better to me what happens?

Yes. Please go into great detail about your penis problem.
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#18
It sounds like you need more lube, honestly.
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#19
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dont use one

not an option, she's not on the pill... yet

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Wait how would you not feel anything if it went further down?

I have the problem that it pulls the skin on the head of my dick down and it hurts. When I put it on that is.

it kind of squeezes it, I don't exactly know what happens, I can't look at my dick when it's inside my girlfriend, all I know is that when it gets really tight on me, I can't feel my girlfriend anymore.

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what brand are you using, i find that some brands for me like trojan are way too tight for my taste

I use Durex, So far the only brand that doesn't break on me

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sounds like you either need more lube or bigger condoms, as for thanksgiving surely your foreskin should be pulled down during sex anyways?? unless your actually referring to your bellend being pulled which i can imagine hurts quite a bit...

No foreskin, I was circumsized as a baby, like I said before, the condom gets pulled down and kind of squeezes my dick into a wierd shape, then I can't feel anything, very hard to explain considering even I don't know what's really going on inside my girlfriend.

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sorry, what's not long? :p

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#20
Maybe your girlfriend has a pussy troll.

Ask her about pillowpants next time.
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#21
Is foreskin meant to pull down over the head of the penis completely during sex? Like every time?


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#22
^^^ wouldn't know, Don't have foreskin.
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#24
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Is foreskin meant to pull down over the head of the penis completely during sex? Like every time?


Yes
#25
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Is foreskin meant to pull down over the head of the penis completely during sex? Like every time?

The head should be exposed with every erection.

If it doesn't, your foreskin is bigger than it should be, which isn't a bad thing. It can be a hindrance, but can have some minor health benefits. It's not a problem.
#26
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The head should be exposed with every erection.

If it doesn't, your foreskin is bigger than it should be, which isn't a bad thing. It can be a hindrance, but can have some minor health benefits. It's not a problem.


Thank you for the very mature and informative reply.

And to everyone else who answered my question. But Craigo said exactly what I needed to know lol. Cheers again mate.


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#27
maybe you hadnt fully rolled it on to start with


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#28
Hmmm maybe a bit unrelated to question, but well:

Having my first sexual experiences with my girlfriend, licking and fingering her went nice, but when i tried to put a condom onto my johnson, i had a problem by putting it on it while it was hard. It get's too lose when i try to put it onto it and well, no boner anymoar.


edit: fu siggers D:
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i do it a lot. ill be playin somethin and i forget to close my mouth... sometimes its really bad, slobber everywhere. i goes mostly over the neck, on the higher frets, and its really hard to get out from under the strings.
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Quote by Craigo
The head should be exposed with every erection.

If it doesn't, your foreskin is bigger than it should be, which isn't a bad thing. It can be a hindrance, but can have some minor health benefits. It's not a problem.


christ.... i have that, bollox, ah well so i just slip it back everytime ahahahahahaha christ
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christ.... i have that, bollox, ah well so i just slip it back everytime ahahahahahaha christ





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#32
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Hmmm maybe a bit unrelated to question, but well:

Having my first sexual experiences with my girlfriend, licking and fingering her went nice, but when i tried to put a condom onto my johnson, i had a problem by putting it on it while it was hard. It get's too lose when i try to put it onto it and well, no boner anymoar.


edit: fu siggers D:

I had this once. Turns out the condoms were extra security ones. Basically, the base of mine was too thick. They did that purposefully to make it tighter.

Soon as it went on, the boner killed instantly as it cut off all the blood. It was embarrassing, and I know I wasn't the only one to experience this with them. Use a different condom.

The other thing that could of happened is that you were working yourself up too much. Do that, your boner will die and you're not gonna have much chance. Best way to do this is to try to be as calm and relaxed as possible. Don't think about it. Do what you're doing and try to distract yourself.

Hope one of those two bit of advice works.
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I had this once. Turns out the condoms were extra security ones. Basically, the base of mine was too thick. They did that purposefully to make it tighter.

Soon as it went on, the boner killed instantly as it cut off all the blood. It was embarrassing, and I know I wasn't the only one to experience this with them. Use a different condom.

The other thing that could of happened is that you were working yourself up too much. Do that, your boner will die and you're not gonna have much chance. Best way to do this is to try to be as calm and relaxed as possible. Don't think about it. Do what you're doing and try to distract yourself.

Hope one of those two bit of advice works.


My god... Craigo is the master of Penis's

EDIT: I wasn't being an asshole.


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Find a dice and assign a number to each girl. Throw the dice.


The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
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I had this once. Turns out the condoms were extra security ones. Basically, the base of mine was too thick. They did that purposefully to make it tighter.

Soon as it went on, the boner killed instantly as it cut off all the blood. It was embarrassing, and I know I wasn't the only one to experience this with them. Use a different condom.

The other thing that could of happened is that you were working yourself up too much. Do that, your boner will die and you're not gonna have much chance. Best way to do this is to try to be as calm and relaxed as possible. Don't think about it. Do what you're doing and try to distract yourself.

Hope one of those two bit of advice works.


Thanks alot for your advide dude! I'll try both, buy new condoms and yeah don't think about it.

I heard making your girlfriend do that helps a bit more?
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i do it a lot. ill be playin somethin and i forget to close my mouth... sometimes its really bad, slobber everywhere. i goes mostly over the neck, on the higher frets, and its really hard to get out from under the strings.
#35
IF THE LUBE SUBSTANCE IS ON THE INSIDE, YOU HAVE IT ON INSIDE-OUT. I CAN'T BELIEVE NOBODY SAID THIS YET.
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EDIT: I wasn't being an asshole.


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Thanks alot for your advide dude! I'll try both, buy new condoms and yeah don't think about it.

I heard making your girlfriend do that helps a bit more?

Yeah, it could help keep you stimulated.
#37
Ok thanks alot ;D

At least it wasn't really emberrassing, and not that dissapointing for her.
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i do it a lot. ill be playin somethin and i forget to close my mouth... sometimes its really bad, slobber everywhere. i goes mostly over the neck, on the higher frets, and its really hard to get out from under the strings.
#38
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IF THE LUBE SUBSTANCE IS ON THE INSIDE, YOU HAVE IT ON INSIDE-OUT. I CAN'T BELIEVE NOBODY SAID THIS YET.


what this guy said

and i would try, more lube or bigger jonny's


btw does pulling back the foreskin when putting one on hurt for anyone else?

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#39
get a bigger dick.

or, just use a different condom.

don't get excited before you start. it'll make everything go too quickly.

that way, 4 hours will have gone by and you'll still be good to go.
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Which way are you meant to roll on the condom? roll it from the outside im guessing... lol or pull it down from the inside?


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Find a dice and assign a number to each girl. Throw the dice.


The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
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