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#1
usually when i tell people that i play the guitar they always assume this:

DAMN BROSEPH YOU MUST GET THE CHICKS MANNN SH*T TEACH ME

and i think as guitarists we know this is not totally true, and every guy i talk to always asks me do you have a gf? and i say no not at the moment and they say how the hell do you not have a gf when you play guitar???
i mean i have come across girls who i meet for the first time who would become more interested in me when witness me playing and singing, but it doesn't go farther than friendship.

idk what i should tell those people, and its really a bad stereotype of guitarists and its really starting to tick me off anybody else experience this?

btw: broseph = to bro, brother, dude, man, or friend
example: hey broseph, whats going on tonight ?
(Urban Dictionary)
Last edited by SenseS FaiL at Oct 5, 2008,
#2
If my name was Broseph, then yes, I'd get sick of it. JOSEPH! That's a real mans name!

/conceitedness
Nah...I get it every now and then too, I just ignore it really.
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#4
It never happens to me.

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#5
Chicks dig guitar players. Playing guitar will increase your chances of getting poon by 600%.
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#7
tell them you just bang a different girl every night and that's why you don't have a gf. Then see how dissappointed he is when he spends ages learning to play and gets nothing.
#8
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no its never happened altho most ppl in my skl like shit music


now, when you say "skl", do you mean "school"?

damn that is some of the laziest typing I have ever seen.
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#9
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Chicks dig guitar players. Playing guitar will increase your chances of getting poon by 600%.



Yeah, but what's 600% of 0?
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#10
No cuz I do this.

Friend *to chick*: Hey I play guitar

Really Hot Chick: Awwww *goes towards friend*

Me: Yeah, well I play drums

Chick: Ewwwww *runs away*
#11
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Chicks dig guitar players. Playing guitar will increase your chances of getting poon by 600%.


This,

Im getting sucked off by like 7 different chicks as I type

I'm super serial...
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#12
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Chicks dig guitar players. Playing guitar will increase your chances of getting poon by 600%.




And i think by skl he meant skill.
#13
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This,

Im getting sucked off by like 7 different chicks as I type

I'm super serial...


only 7?

You must've just started playing......

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If you are rowing down the road in your canoe and your wagon wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
#16
"Broseph?"

Also, playing a musical instrument well usually implies talent, intelligence, and creativity to some degree. All of these are generally seen as attractive qualities, so it's not surprising musicians will get a bit of attention.
#17
i think its a plus to girl when you play the guitar but i dont think it necessarily gives you automatic poon
#18
Quote by HamOfGod
tell them you just bang a different girl every night and that's why you don't have a gf. Then see how dissappointed he is when he spends ages learning to play and gets nothing.


That's not a bad idea.

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I'd recommend just responding by telling whoever brings up that point that you don't play to get girls, and it's stupid to think otherwise. Guitar playing might have used to work on girls, but now it's common knowledge, and if there's one thing girls hate, it's guys who think they know what girls want.
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#19
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If my name was Broseph, then yes, I'd get sick of it. JOSEPH! That's a real mans name!

/conceitedness
Nah...I get it every now and then too, I just ignore it really.

Why thank you.

but no
#20
Quote by jsbud11
No cuz I do this.

Friend *to chick*: Hey I play guitar

Really Hot Chick: Awwww *goes towards friend*

Me: Yeah, well I play drums

Chick: Ewwwww *runs away*



Hahaha :P
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#21
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Chicks dig guitar players. Playing guitar will increase your chances of getting poon by 600%.


If you're like me and naturally have a 0% chance it stays at 0%
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#22
Quote by SenseS FaiL
idk what i should tell those people, and its really a bad stereotype of guitarists and its really starting to tick me off anybody else experience this?
tell them they will never be able to understand until they are a player, themself. tell them to spend the next couple of years learning to play, then you'll talk.
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#23
Nope. Then again, I can't play any songs that would appeal to them. Broseph is a fucking badass name, you'd get pussy anyway...
#24
I actually did get a girl once by telling her I play guitar/write my own songs. Then she dumped me when she found out that BROSEPH isn't my real name.


#25
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It never happens to me.

If only

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#26
Quote by andy_thomas
only 7?

You must've just started playing......




Yeah i bought my guitar like 30 minutes ago and all these chicks followed me home and i was all like k koo...
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#27
Everyone sees me play (im single) and says that i must get like 7, eight or maybe even nine chicks on my **** every night, but i get none of it :-(
#28
LoL! I think that you have to get the girlfriend by yourself... the whole guitar playing part is just something for you to show off later I think.


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#29
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Yeah i bought my guitar like 30 minutes ago and all these chicks followed me home and i was all like k koo...

30 minutes? Damn I bet you know all of Green day's songs.
#30
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That's not a bad idea.

TS-
I'd recommend just responding by telling whoever brings up that point that you don't play to get girls, and it's stupid to think otherwise. Guitar playing might have used to work on girls, but now it's common knowledge, and if there's one thing girls hate, it's guys who think they know what girls want.


Not true, most girls love cunnilingus....
#31
Chicks around here dig only athletes and those who wear stupid rap costumes.
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#32
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30 minutes? Damn I bet you know all of Green day's songs.


Yeah Ive gotten most of Blink 182's songs down too cuz tey R teh Br00talz lololol
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#33
Quote by andy_thomas
now, when you say "skl", do you mean "school"?

damn that is some of the laziest typing I have ever seen.

wt u n abt thrs nthn wrng wt hs typn

On topic: It's not really that true, it's only worked for me like 2 or 3 times
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#34
Nah I never get that. Only the occasion

them: "I wish I could play"
Me: "this school has free lessons"
them: "nah I got too much shit to do" (When all they do is sit and watch tv at their houses)
me: "then don't ****ing say you want to learn if you don't want to put the ****ing effort in "
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#35
I think that if u meet a girl one night and dont tell her your a guitarist but she finds out, it's actually a show of modesty that scores you points. But i don't think girls really care about any instrument playig unless they find it interesting.
#36
Quote by jsbud11
No cuz I do this.

Friend *to chick*: Hey I play guitar

Really Hot Chick: Awwww *goes towards friend*

Me: Yeah, well I play drums

Chick: Ewwwww *runs away*



I could only wish to have girls all over me because I play guitar
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#38
Quote by I-Shot-Jr
Yeah i bought my guitar like 30 minutes ago and all these chicks followed me home and i was all like k koo...

You in this thread have just made my day.
#39
there is a kid at my school that every girl has a boner for cause he play guitar
he decent he only play acoustic things
were as I play metal....
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#40
No, no one else is sick of this.
No one in the entire world.

I, on the other hand, kinda like it when people ask me to teach them. But then again, not a lotta people know I play guitar, so not very many people ask me.
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