Poll: Where do you Masturbate the most?
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View poll results: Where do you Masturbate the most?
Living Room
25 4%
Your own room
448 67%
Kitchen
19 3%
Parents room
6 1%
Restroom
104 16%
Sibiling's room
12 2%
Friends house
9 1%
School
47 7%
Voters: 670.
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maidenrulz19
Registered User
Join date: Feb 2006
200 IQ
#1
So pit where do you masturbate the most. Mine would be my bathroom.
May the Schwartz be with us! 2012



MAL


Q: OK, so do you care about the labels — nastiest, edgiest team in the NFL?

Jim Schwartz: It's better than the alternative — meekest, least aggressive, softest team in the NFL.


ButtholeZombie
White Surfer
Join date: Mar 2008
10 IQ
#3
wat.
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Encyclopedia
A scientist Salarian
Join date: Jun 2008
10 IQ
#6
Has The Pit ever gone a day without a new masturbation based thread?
"Loathe metaphors. Pander to undereducated masses. Get doctorate, have a real conversation" Mordin Solus
woMANintheBOX19
needs a new life
Join date: Jan 2008
10 IQ
#7
Quote by Peaceful Rocker
Whats up with UG and discussing jacking off?

Maybe they jack off to the thought of another guy jacking off?
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
bob farrell
UG Newbie
Join date: Aug 2006
10 IQ
#9
In bed, in my bedroom.
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Cosmia
Single Serving Friend
Join date: Jan 2008
10 IQ
#10
While posting on this forum. You see, whenever I go anywhere near this place, I get an erection of otherworldly proportions, and I can't just let it down. Well, technically, I am, but in a good way.
Sorry Mom, Sorry God.
Oblivion_Rps
I am Ram
Join date: May 2007
41 IQ
#11
Quote by woMANintheBOX19
Maybe they jack off to the thought of another guy jacking off?


Or they jack off to the thought of themselves thinking of someone jacking off...?
May the Force be with You.
Carmel is hawt
maidenrulz19
Registered User
Join date: Feb 2006
200 IQ
#12
Damn I "accidentally" put Kitchen.

:p
May the Schwartz be with us! 2012



MAL


Q: OK, so do you care about the labels — nastiest, edgiest team in the NFL?

Jim Schwartz: It's better than the alternative — meekest, least aggressive, softest team in the NFL.


rabidguitarist
Ethnomusicologist
Join date: Apr 2006
80 IQ
#16
Into your packed lunch.
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ctfod
Your move, creep
Join date: Jun 2008
348 IQ
#17
Quote by rabidguitarist
Into your packed lunch.



Wait, that's not mayonnaise...
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maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


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at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
black-sabbath
Sitar Hero
Join date: Dec 2007
231 IQ
#18
Quote by metaldud536
Well I can't really bring my pc to my bathroom now can I?


get a laptop!
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Demonikk
Falcooon... PUNCH!!
Join date: Feb 2007
162 IQ
#22
Quote by black-sabbath
get a laptop!

They need to make a laptop with a hole through it for your penis so you can jack off but still rest it on your lap
ohai little sig.
NorfIrIon
loves ESP.
Join date: Jul 2007
20 IQ
#23
Shower.
We've drained full confession booths, polluted drinking wells with our repentances, and then stood grinning with our arms around the shoulder of a rotting child.



If you resist change, you will be here forever.
cretinisticDuck
UG Newbie
Join date: Jul 2008
10 IQ
#24
Quote by michal23
Why the hell do you care?!



so when he finds out where you live, he knows where to look.
to fulfill his odd sexual needs..


to let you know..
in my room
ctb
Join date: Apr 2004
249 IQ
#25
the computer is in my sister's room. so sibling's. she moved out years ago though. lol
dan ramP
Sheeps Fall Down!
Join date: Jul 2006
1,191 IQ
#26
all over my neighbours cat
"Swim in a lake of death, eaten by crocodiles!"

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rabidguitarist
Ethnomusicologist
Join date: Apr 2006
80 IQ
#27
Quote by ctb
the computer is in my sister's room. so sibling's. she moved out years ago though. lol


CLIFFORD.

We keep these kind of things private.
VENUSIAN
FB SC BC TW
Patterns In The Ivy present ethnicity on an intriguing and dedicated level. ~Ambient Exotica
A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
ctb
Join date: Apr 2004
249 IQ
#30
Quote by rabidguitarist
CLIFFORD.

We keep these kind of things private.


i have no shame.
IMABBALLPLAYER
doesnt really play bball
Join date: Nov 2006
60 IQ
#31
Where's the, "I don't masturbate" option?
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
rabidguitarist
Ethnomusicologist
Join date: Apr 2006
80 IQ
#33
Quote by IMABBALLPLAYER
Where's the, "I don't masturbate" option?


In a sticky mess on TS' tracksuit bottoms.
VENUSIAN
FB SC BC TW
Patterns In The Ivy present ethnicity on an intriguing and dedicated level. ~Ambient Exotica
A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
Mr. La Fritz
Liber Al Vel Legis
Join date: May 2007
10 IQ
#34
Quote by IMABBALLPLAYER
Where's the, "I don't masturbate" option?


*Puts hand over mouth*

Pfft.

Pffffffft.

Everyone point and laugh.

We have a gay one here. One gay, right here.

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
pandasxsharpies
is probably lying.
Join date: Jun 2008
10 IQ
#35
my computers in my kitchen so... :O
Quote by Jack Off Jill
I feel bad looking at porn simply because of the ol' story that a lot of those girls were molested as children, But I've never heard of midgets being molested, so it doesn't matter to me anymore, as that's the only kind of porn I watch.

Mudvayne_LP
Intoxicated on Sobriety
Join date: Mar 2007
40 IQ
#38
Quote by woMANintheBOX19
Maybe we jack off to the thought of another guy jacking off?

Fixed.

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Call me Trey.
The Leader
Master of Analogies
Join date: May 2004
60 IQ
#39
The library.
Is it a bad thing if one of your testicles is larger then the other two?
IMABBALLPLAYER
doesnt really play bball
Join date: Nov 2006
60 IQ
#40
3 quotes in a row.

I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
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