Poll: Where do you Masturbate the most?
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View poll results: Where do you Masturbate the most?
Living Room
25 4%
Your own room
449 67%
Kitchen
19 3%
Parents room
6 1%
Restroom
104 15%
Sibiling's room
12 2%
Friends house
9 1%
School
47 7%
Voters: 671.
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#44
The living room doesn't get enough love...
Seriously, if you have a huge ass tv and a counfy couch its the best.
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why not, i started using the zakk wylde boomers and now every third note i hit is a pinch harmonic


#45
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You've brought it upon everyone with your smut!


#46
What about the love for the Parent's room. Does nobody like the thrill of doing it in there.


I don't.
May the Schwartz be with us! 2012



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Q: OK, so do you care about the labels — nastiest, edgiest team in the NFL?

Jim Schwartz: It's better than the alternative — meekest, least aggressive, softest team in the NFL.


#48
Quote by Popsai
The living room doesn't get enough love...
Seriously, if you have a huge ass tv and a counfy couch its the best.


But my sofa is leather. Have you ever tried removing your naked self from a leather surface while all hot and sweaty?
Is it a bad thing if one of your testicles is larger then the other two?
#50
You see, there's these really tall trees in my area where people go walking at night.

There have been complaints about "pigeon poop." I'm so glad it gets nice and dark around here.
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that is one goddamn shiny mother****ing toaster you have there
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It seems the top of those waffles are burnt.
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#53
Oh would you look at that, the poll is public.

CrabSoldier X, GmacD, Gods Waffle, Gsaws, im_hungry, LaT3raluS, leweh, and Megavanseelamb all wank at school.
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#54
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Or they jack off to the thought of themselves thinking of someone jacking off...?


Or they jack off to the thought of themselves thinking about someone thinking about someone thinking about a thread on UG that stimulates thinking about other guys jacking off?
#55
In my parents room with nobody around. But the blood gets everywhere.
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#56
Wait blood?......


:O
Do you cum blood?
May the Schwartz be with us! 2012



MAL


Q: OK, so do you care about the labels — nastiest, edgiest team in the NFL?

Jim Schwartz: It's better than the alternative — meekest, least aggressive, softest team in the NFL.


#57
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They need to make a laptop with a hole through it for your penis so you can jack off but still rest it on your lap



It's called a FAPTOP!! Someone photoshop a pic and put it up lol
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Your throne awaits!


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#60
Quote by ShelbyLynn
Shower, removable showerhead ftw.



lol I HEARD THAT!!
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thanks Mighty Thor!!!!

Your throne awaits!


Put this in your sig if The Rake scared the living **** out of you.
#61
To ShelbyLynn
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May the Schwartz be with us! 2012



MAL


Q: OK, so do you care about the labels — nastiest, edgiest team in the NFL?

Jim Schwartz: It's better than the alternative — meekest, least aggressive, softest team in the NFL.


#63
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Shower, removable showerhead ftw.


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Awww, thanks Frenchy

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I got a packet of Love Hearts when I was six and every one said 'You Have a Tiny Penis'




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#64
Quote by ShelbyLynn
Shower, removable showerhead ftw.


Slut.
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#65
either my 15 yr old sisters room
my 11 yr old brothers
or my 16 week old brother
:P

nah in all seriousness either bathroom or my room.
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#66
Quote by ShelbyLynn
Shower, removable showerhead ftw.


Marry Me?
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MAL


Q: OK, so do you care about the labels — nastiest, edgiest team in the NFL?

Jim Schwartz: It's better than the alternative — meekest, least aggressive, softest team in the NFL.


#69
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This.


what???? isnt your finger good enough???
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Awww, thanks Frenchy

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#71
my own room (y)
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#72
Quote by Tom_hatton
Attention-seeking ftl.


Maybe she's just telling us?


But srsly, I like to fap in and around Tom Hatton's shoulders.

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#75
Quote by Tom_hatton
Attention-seeking ftl.

If I was a guy and commented in this thread, I wouldn't be called 'attention-seeking' amirite?
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#76
Quote by Mr. La Fritz
Maybe she's just telling us?

Pfft.

But srsly, I like to fap in and around Tom Hatton's shoulders.



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If I was a guy and commented in this thread, I wouldn't be called 'attention-seeking' amirite?

Exactly.
#78
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If I was a guy and commented in this thread, I wouldn't be called 'attention-seeking' amirite?


True, but I would find the metal showerhead part slightly worrying
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Awww, thanks Frenchy

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#79
My own room...bathroom on second place
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