Poll: Where do you Masturbate the most?
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View poll results: Where do you Masturbate the most?
Living Room
25 4%
Your own room
449 67%
Kitchen
19 3%
Parents room
6 1%
Restroom
104 15%
Sibiling's room
12 2%
Friends house
9 1%
School
47 7%
Voters: 671.
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#82
ma bedroom
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Orange Crush 15

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Ibanez PH-7
#84
inside the giant clowns head clown at the mini golf place
Beauty Supreme

Yeah you were right about me
#85
Bathroom shower...Its the only place where i can actauly do it...Unless there gone...then in front of the computer
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#88
if you can't jack off in school, what's the ****ing point of going there?
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#89
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Over a bloody corpse.


It's only bloody because I came on it.
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#90
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So pit where do you masturbate the most. Mine would be my bathroom.


So why didn't you put that in the options

My shower or in my room then into the toilet.

flickr you might
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#91
basement
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#93
finished off a good beatin' just now. 'twas great.

....wait. i always get all weepy afterwards
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#95
In my bed before I go to sleep or in the shower if I dont feel like dealing with the mess
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#97
The fact that you or anyone else cares where i jack off worries me and corrodes my faith in humanity.
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Jackson RR5
Marshall TSL601 Limited Edition Racing Green
#98
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I don't masturbate. Nor do i plan to, until im 18.


thats commitment
#100
I generally do it in this way that I'm sure TS has never heard of. It's generally in a bed, and instead of my hand I use a woman's vagina.
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His cock is maximum.

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#101
With your mothers.

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into a woman thats where.


You're doing it wrong.

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Sexist much?


Guys can't be sexist because they're not stupid like women.
You're*
Last edited by Survivalism at Oct 6, 2008,
#102
can you remember the old thread where every response was "your mothers xxxx"
that was funny haha
and everybody voted teacouple in disneyland
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#103
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They need to make a laptop with a hole through it for your penis so you can jack off but still rest it on your lap

Hahaha sigged.
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Only the pit can turn a thread about auditioning for a Christian band, to having sexual experiences while eating a banana. Bravo pit, Bravo.
#104
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Shower, removable showerhead ftw.


WTF shower heads are up above your head..


Unless removable means you can take it off
#105
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WTF shower heads are up above your head..


Unless removable means you can take it off


...this post is horrifically, painfully terribly, incredibly, epically stupid.
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#106
Quote by Survivalism
...this post is horrifically, painfully terribly, incredibly, epically stupid.


nonono, I don't think you get what I mean, I'll try to explain better. At first I thought it meant the part that the water comes out can come off, just the big fat part. So the metal rod would be coming out of the wall. But then i was like hey wait maybe the whole metal rod andd the head thing come off. If just the head thing came off and the metal rod was coming out of the wall, it would be up above your head.. Get what I mean? I don't have a removable one so I don't know
#107
Quote by GuitarKid61791
nonono, I don't think you get what I mean, I'll try to explain better. At first I thought it meant the part that the water comes out can come off, just the big fat part. So the metal rod would be coming out of the wall. But then i was like hey wait maybe the whole metal rod andd the head thing come off. If just the head thing came off and the metal rod was coming out of the wall, it would be up above your head.. Get what I mean? I don't have a removable one so I don't know


I gotcha, it just sounded silly what you said.

But, yeah, they do have handheld ones. Either that or they have to stand on the edge of the tub and bang the one on the wall which...is also kind of hot.

...and I've never done that. ¬__¬
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#109
bathroom
yeh!
Pull my finger

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me:"...yes... why?"
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#110
Shower ftw!


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#111
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But my sofa is leather. Have you ever tried removing your naked self from a leather surface while all hot and sweaty?


sex on a leather sofa is awful. especially if it's only a two seater. it would've been impossible to stay on the seat if it wasn't for the fact that my back sweat had welded me to the sofa. Never again
Technically, I invented sound


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It's posts like this that make me wish I could post a picture of a vagina.
#113
my room
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#114
In bed, under the covers, so no one can walk in and see. and who faps at school? fapping in the kitchen is disgusting, what if it goes on food?
Life's shit
#118
Used to be the living room since my computer was in there, but I finally moved it back to my room. to many times I had someone come to the gate right as I was finishing.....
When an adult has one imaginary friend it's called insanity. When lots of adults have the same imaginary friend it's called religion.
Gear
Hamer Slammer PAC 3-RM
Fender Sidekick 25 Reverb
Ibanez SR406

GAS
Peavey Tour TKO 115 400W
#120
Holy crap, this thread is 2 years old.

Anyway, my room. Or the living room. Or school. Really, anywhere where noone can see me, and a few places where people CAN see me.