Poll: Where do you Masturbate the most?
Poll Options
View poll results: Where do you Masturbate the most?
Living Room
25 4%
Your own room
449 67%
Kitchen
19 3%
Parents room
6 1%
Restroom
104 15%
Sibiling's room
12 2%
Friends house
9 1%
School
47 7%
Voters: 671.
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#121
LOL to whoever said "A Friend's House" or "School"
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#122
Outside of restaurants.

I'm quitting smoking and I'm using masturbating as a supplement.
This is why I don't like arguing on the internet.
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If only you could back that statement up.
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No need to, absurd generalizations aren't my thing.
#123
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Well I can't really bring my pc to my bathroom now can I?

This
My gear:
Epiphone Les Paul Custom Ebony
Roland Cube-30
Boss TU-80
Crappy acoustic
#124
Quote by Gibson_SG_uzr55
my room

You do realize that this thread was made in 2008 right?
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#125
I can't believe some of the options. I naturally picked my own room.

Also, way to revive a 2-year-old thread for this.
#126
living room, its where the pc is, and i love the porn
My Gear

Fender Deluxe Players Stratocaster
Marshall DSL 50 with 1960A
#128
Right here.
This is why I don't like arguing on the internet.
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If only you could back that statement up.
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Wolfgang's Philadelphia Study. Look it up yourself.
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No need to, absurd generalizations aren't my thing.
#129
Haha great bump guys
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#131
obviously my bedroom :/
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#132
i swear i just posted here a while ago.... damn thread similarities...

anyway, bathroom is best though my bedroom is fun too.
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#133
Quote by Oblivion_Rps
Or they jack off to the thought of themselves thinking of someone jacking off...?

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what's the point in being "philiosophical"?

Interesting question...
#134
I only jack off in my bedroom anymore
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Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


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#135
i hate not being able to dispense of a mess easily or messes in general. i don't understand how people can just let that shit out on their hand or their stomachs or something. i always let it out inside of the toilet bowl then flush them away.

edit: wait what the **** man?

this is from when bush was still president




#136
Goddamn what a bump.

Bathroom is the only answer.
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#137
My room, after surfing the Pit.

brb, 2 minutes
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#138
i always wonder how many people here are probably touching themselves casually while browsing the pit, i hate this place.
#139
U DONT LOV IT THEN LEAVE IT

**** YE MERICA
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~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#140
Bathroom. No mess, no hassle.

Bounty works good if you make a mess tho.
Play Loud! Play Fast! Play Raw!
#142
What The ****?!?!?!?! School?!?!?!?!?!??!!?!??!?!

The Fuuuuuuuuuuucccccckkkk!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?
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#147
44 people (including me) voted school?!

Surely one of us voted for that as a serious answer?
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#148
I once came inside a chicken. Well twice.
But it's ok because it was dead, the second time.
#149
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
44 people (including me) voted school?!

Surely one of us voted for that as a serious answer?

I voted Sibling's Room.

Didn't say it had to be my sibling


It is though, she's super hot
#150
Quote by Gibson_SG_uzr55
I only jack off in my bedroom anymore


lol why'd you bump this?

OT: In my room
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
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Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
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I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
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Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
#151
Quote by Peaceful Rocker
Whats up with UG and discussing jacking off?

Is that a serious ****ing question.
#154
My room but I share a room with my sister so does that count as my sibling's room also?

STಠ_ಠ
#155
Quote by HeavyMetalMan28
What the hell? I don't even remember voting in this poll, it was so long ago.


my thoughts exactly
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#156
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
44 people (including me) voted school?!

Surely one of us voted for that as a serious answer?

My room is at my school.
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#157
The shower? I thought this was common practice?
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#158
Quote by Angus_Junior35
The shower? I thought this was common practice?


No, you're fucking twisted man!
#160
Everywhere.
私の名前はアジリョです

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