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#1
This thread is epic fail already, so tell me why I don't deserve a cookie and go from there
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Super epic win. I love you now
Made siggable

Nice. now I'll be suing you.
#2
because i already gave you one and i dont want you to get fat
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#3
Because my name is Nick.
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he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#7
because i ate them already
"Swim in a lake of death, eaten by crocodiles!"

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#9
Literally, I am so sick of these threads. Cant we just chat crap like we used to?
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Little children should be felt, not heard.
#11
cos you dont have belief in the thread.
STEAM: beachhhhhhhh

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Please daddy, just for one hour.
#12
cause i stole your cookie to begin with
Warning: The above post may contain lethal levels of radiation, sharp objects and sexiness.
Proceed with extreme caution!
#15
because they already got a cookie for everytime they done my mother

sorry if you are a girl.. haha (i didnt look, just posted)
and sorry if you feel that i offended you

<3
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#16
cos your title says banned but you're not

dammit, too late. .
STEAM: beachhhhhhhh

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Please daddy, just for one hour.
#20
cause you point out why people shouldn't get cookies.
It's Ok, I'm a Doctor
T-T
(In Obviousness)



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I just watched a turtle rape a shoe, and must admit I slightly enjoyed it.

I feel dirty
#21
because you fail to spell the word "rocks" correctly
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Divinecrossfire...

Epic post. Wish I could say more, but I don't know much about the subconscious and other psychological stuff.
#22
because nobody knows if jesus ever had sex.
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Egnater Rebel-30 MKI Head
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#23
Because I haven't got any cookies. And if I did, I would eat them myself.
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


Confused? Good.

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Sigs are wastes of my precious screen space.

^ Irony

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LET ME HUMP YOU DAMMIT
#24
Because if I feed him cookies, he won't fit in my sex closet.
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FB SC BC TW
Patterns In The Ivy present ethnicity on an intriguing and dedicated level. ~Ambient Exotica
A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
#26
Because he underestimates my metabolism. And keeps me in a sex closet.

EDIT: Well that sure screws things up.
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


Confused? Good.

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Sigs are wastes of my precious screen space.

^ Irony

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LET ME HUMP YOU DAMMIT
#29
because I have no idea what your username is


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#30
can't read usernames
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Die Ruhe vor dem Sturm.
#31
yoy try and read it


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#33
Because you've been a naughty, naughty boy.
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FB SC BC TW
Patterns In The Ivy present ethnicity on an intriguing and dedicated level. ~Ambient Exotica
A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
#35
Because your name is Ramone.
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


Confused? Good.

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Sigs are wastes of my precious screen space.

^ Irony

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LET ME HUMP YOU DAMMIT
#36
Cos nobody can rhyme with purple
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I'd light pigs on fire and send them at him. That'll show him who's the boss.

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If I could give myself head I'd never go out. What makes that even more tragic is I'm not out right now...but I still can't give myself head. It's not fair.
#38
youre distracting me!

NOTHING HURTS BATMAN!

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what this man says is correct.


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WHAT IS THE PIT!?!?!!!!!!?!??
--clemm

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#40
Because he is clearly some kind of witch.
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


Confused? Good.

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Sigs are wastes of my precious screen space.

^ Irony

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LET ME HUMP YOU DAMMIT
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