#1
im bored...what should i do?


and yea i can sense the fail....thats cool im ok with fail
Quote by OrangePossum
Yep, it's Soviet UG versus bdfs05.

good luck.

Quote by bdfs05
fuck yea i got sigged


Quote by MyNameIsLame

When you're in the Pit, substitute any valid, reasonable answer with one of the following: fap, smoke pot, drink alcohol, rape, and/or murder.
#2
fap, smoke pot, drink alcohol, rape, and/or murder.

NOTHING HURTS BATMAN!

Quote by dannay
what this man says is correct.


Quote by clemm
WHAT IS THE PIT!?!?!!!!!!?!??
--clemm

n00b
#8
say that you keep getting mistaken for a chic?


makes any thread epic
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+1 to carcass255, he knows funk will lead the way


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Pies? You're the drunk one!
#9
Go out in the forest and catch a turkey for Canadian Thanksgiving next weekend. Then celebrate it again in November because you're a rebel cheating the system.
#11
Quote by LazyLatinoRocke
Go to the pit. Also Megadeth2011 said every obvious pit answer already.

Yep. it was in his sig.

NOTHING HURTS BATMAN!

Quote by dannay
what this man says is correct.


Quote by clemm
WHAT IS THE PIT!?!?!!!!!!?!??
--clemm

n00b
#12
Arson? robbery? fapping while setting a building on fire? Arson?

(The second to last one is my favorite )
It's Ok, I'm a Doctor
T-T
(In Obviousness)



Quote by Irishstang_87
Good god, you're a Twilight fan. What are you doing in a scientific discussion?


Quote by Thewickerman666
I just watched a turtle rape a shoe, and must admit I slightly enjoyed it.

I feel dirty
#14
why do people say fap!? i prefer masturbate, sounds dirtier
"My jedi powers are far more superior than yours"
#15
Make a huge triangle pyramid out of playing cards
Quote by FrenchyFungus


Awww, thanks Frenchy

Quote by Cobain_Is_King
I got a packet of Love Hearts when I was six and every one said 'You Have a Tiny Penis'




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#16
Quote by Megadeth2011
fap, smoke pot, drink alcohol, rape, and/or murder.

lol well...
moms home
have none
have none
dont feel like putting in the effort
dont feel like putting in the effort

but thanks anyway.
luv u
Quote by OrangePossum
Yep, it's Soviet UG versus bdfs05.

good luck.

Quote by bdfs05
fuck yea i got sigged


Quote by MyNameIsLame

When you're in the Pit, substitute any valid, reasonable answer with one of the following: fap, smoke pot, drink alcohol, rape, and/or murder.
#17
Quote by RabbidWolf
why do people say fap!? i prefer masturbate, sounds dirtier

*fapfapfap*

or
*masturbatemasturbatemasturbate*

NOTHING HURTS BATMAN!

Quote by dannay
what this man says is correct.


Quote by clemm
WHAT IS THE PIT!?!?!!!!!!?!??
--clemm

n00b
#18
Quote by Megadeth2011
*fapfapfap*

or
*masturbatemasturbatemasturbate*

i just popped a woody when i read the second one
"My jedi powers are far more superior than yours"
#19
lol **** me lets turn this thread into another masturbation thread

and i prefer fap
srry rabidwolf

and when will ug ever make a fap smiley?
i heard someone request that a while ago
Quote by OrangePossum
Yep, it's Soviet UG versus bdfs05.

good luck.

Quote by bdfs05
fuck yea i got sigged


Quote by MyNameIsLame

When you're in the Pit, substitute any valid, reasonable answer with one of the following: fap, smoke pot, drink alcohol, rape, and/or murder.
#20
Quote by bdfs05
lol **** me lets turn this thread into another masturbation thread

and i prefer fap
srry rabidwolf

and when will ug ever make a fap smiley?
i heard someone request that a while ago

you just said fuck me, but you wanna talk about masturbation. Make up your mind

Fap is too simple of a word for such a beautiful ability..
"My jedi powers are far more superior than yours"
#21
Quote by RabbidWolf
you just said fuck me, but you wanna talk about masturbation. Make up your mind

Fap is too simple of a word for such a beautiful ability..

well im fine with either lol
and fap is better because its kind of an otamonapia(spell check didnt work) and it really emphasizes the sound of ur hand and penis making sweet love
Quote by OrangePossum
Yep, it's Soviet UG versus bdfs05.

good luck.

Quote by bdfs05
fuck yea i got sigged


Quote by MyNameIsLame

When you're in the Pit, substitute any valid, reasonable answer with one of the following: fap, smoke pot, drink alcohol, rape, and/or murder.
#22
Quote by bdfs05
well im fine with either lol
and fap is better because its kind of an otamonapia(spell check didnt work) and it really emphasizes the sound of ur hand and penis making sweet love

not when i do it, when i do it it sounds like shwish shwish shwish. i think my penis is a ***** lol.

oh wait is that with or without lotion?
"My jedi powers are far more superior than yours"
#23
Quote by RabbidWolf
not when i do it, when i do it it sounds like shwish shwish shwish. i think my penis is a ***** lol.

oh wait is that with or without lotion?

lmao
even though im not sure what u said bc it was blocked out
and i usually fap with lotion...i have rough hands
Quote by OrangePossum
Yep, it's Soviet UG versus bdfs05.

good luck.

Quote by bdfs05
fuck yea i got sigged


Quote by MyNameIsLame

When you're in the Pit, substitute any valid, reasonable answer with one of the following: fap, smoke pot, drink alcohol, rape, and/or murder.
#24
Quote by bdfs05
lmao
even though im not sure what u said bc it was blocked out
and i usually masturbate with lotion...i have rough hands

FIXED!

err i said wore, but put an h between w and o lol.
"My jedi powers are far more superior than yours"
#26
Quote by Twist of fate
Call your father upstairs, start fapping, see how far you get before he turns the knob.

Also see how far you get before he opens the door.

mmm sounds dangerous...
exept it would be my mother and im in the living room so i basically be sayin
"hey mom com watch me masturbate real quick"
Quote by OrangePossum
Yep, it's Soviet UG versus bdfs05.

good luck.

Quote by bdfs05
fuck yea i got sigged


Quote by MyNameIsLame

When you're in the Pit, substitute any valid, reasonable answer with one of the following: fap, smoke pot, drink alcohol, rape, and/or murder.