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#1
Ok so pretty much every night, I have to deal with the people who live above my apartment. They have two little girls (refrain from pedo bear references) who stomp around and make the most noise I have ever heard, and all at about 12:00 AM. They also do other annoying things, such as steal shopping carts from the grocery store nearby and leave them lying out in the middle of the parking lot of the apartment complex, they keep propping the apartment building door open (letting anyone enter), and did I mention they were LOUD AS ****ING HELL?!?!


I've tried complaining to the landlord, they don't do anything. I figured I would ask you fine clever people for some good ideers. How should I get back at them without them knowing it's me?


btw they have a cat that lives outside, I may be able to kill it...
#2
Make the cat a black plague carrier. Problem solved.
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#3
Show up at their door in corpse paint and sacrifice a small goat to your dark lord.
#4
Don't kill the cat you sick heartless bastard.

Kill and rape the little girls.
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#6
you could just call the cops if there being noise its a public disruptense if not they can say goodbye to mr fluffy
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#7
obtain a large amount of pure potassium and give it to both of the girls and tell them to drop it in the bathtub
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#8
Umm... confront them and tell them to shut it?
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#9
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Umm... confront them and tell them to shut it?



Yea I would, but I want to be sneaky and clever about it.


Besides, I'm going to tomorrow but I want to see what some crazy ideas you guys can come up with
#12
Invite some friends over.
Have a party.
Play some loud ass ****ing music.
Do this every night.

They'll soon understand your pain
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#13
You're a musician, and you haven't figured out how to piss off your neighbors? Jesus.

Start drinking until you're good and drunk, preferably around 2:00 AM. Turn your amp up very loud and practice metal or Eruption or whatever you like to play that will wake up/piss off the neighbors.

If they actually confront you about it, just say "Oh, you don't like noisy neighbors either? Now you know how I feel living below you." Slam the door and blare 70s porn music.
#14
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sodium may be easier to acquire....



Ok I don't wanna commit acts of domestic terrorism
#17
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You're a musician, and you haven't figured out how to piss off your neighbors? Jesus.

Start drinking until you're good and drunk, preferably around 2:00 AM. Turn your amp up very loud and practice metal or Eruption or whatever you like to play that will wake up/piss off the neighbors.

If they actually confront you about it, just say "Oh, you don't like noisy neighbors either? Now you know how I feel living below you." Slam the door and blare 70s porn music.



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#18
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sodium may be easier to acquire....

Not pure sodium...table salt is sodium chloride.
#19
On the lines of chemical warfare, try posting shrinkwrapped francium through their door.

Or just take up DIY and whip your drill out.

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#20
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sodium may be easier to acquire....

i was going for the big explosion but yea sodium will do
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#21
Better idea: when they open their door, it opens into their apartment, right? Get a large trash can, and fill it with nasty water, puke, piss, old milk, etc. Lean this at a 45 degree angle up against their door, knock, and run away. When they open the door, it should spill into their place (and onto them).
#22
I just remembered the guy who lives above me offered to sell me his old drum set. I should buy it and than play the shit out of it!
#23
I'd post the Pedobear gif but the internet is a bad place to wander through with "Pedobear" in your searchbar.
#24
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Better idea: when they open their door, it opens into their apartment, right? Get a large trash can, and fill it with nasty water, puke, piss, old milk, etc. Lean this at a 45 degree angle up against their door, knock, and run away. When they open the door, it should spill into their place (and onto them).

What if the door opens out?
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On the lines of chemical warfare, try posting shrinkwrapped francium through their door.

Or just take up DIY and whip your drill out.

Oh ****.
#26
Get stink bombs (not illegal) and blow them up near their door. You can then leave and they'll never know who dun it!
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#27
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My amp is at my moms house (Pennsylvania) and I only have my acoustic


go get it?

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and by get it i mean i'll take your amp and your mom
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#28
hmmmmm..... not that i am giving you any ideas, and i advise to not do this, so you can not hold me responsible.


but,

take their cat. drench their cat in water. allow for a little bit of drying time so the cat is wet. now, pour isopropyl alcohol on said cat. ignite said cat. in theory, you will have a fireball cat, but once the alcohol burns off, the cat should be fine. in theory.


i am advising that you do not actually do this. (or anyone else for petes sake)
#29
What the hell is it with these goons who live in apartments and stealing shopping carts? I lived in one for a couple years and people always did that.

Every time they do something that displeases you break one of the cats legs.
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#30
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What if the door opens out?


Who the **** has a door that opens out? I've lived in a lot of apartments in my life, and never have I seen a front door that opens out. In fact, since a door that opens out would pose a threat to someone walking in the hall, there would be too much risk of liability for that to be feasible.
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What the hell is it with these goons who live in apartments and stealing shopping carts? I lived in one for a couple years and people always did that.

Every time they do something that displeases you break one of the cats legs.



Maybe I should put mustard on it's asshole. Rumor is that it makes them run around until they die.
#33
get up some weeked. early, and start playing music really loud. And trust me, this will upset anyone, because I moved onto a dominantly Jamaican block recently and every sunday 5 a.m., the man across the street does it, even though he's been fined 5 grand for it.
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#34
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What the hell is it with these goons who live in apartments and stealing shopping carts? I lived in one for a couple years and people always did that.

Every time they do something that displeases you break one of the cats legs.

what happens when you run out of appendages? i'm assuming this is after the tail breaks, too
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#35
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Maybe I should put mustard on it's asshole. Rumor is that it makes them run around until they die.

I've never heard that, but now I REALLY want you to put some mustard in that cats butthole.

EDIT: (To above) I guess you wait until they get a new one and start the process over.
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