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#1
Was talking to someone I hadn't run into for a few weeks. As soon as they started talking they were pretty much bragging about how good they are, not really bothering to ask me what I was up to. I thought, no way I can talk to this guy a second longer.

Out of nowhere I just say "Well it was good seeing you".

It's hard to start any conversation after that.

I was wondering if the pit had any techniques to get out of conversations or just avoid them completely?


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#2
Dont talk back at all, say you have some other important things to finish..... and you are running out of time and then walk away :p thats the hardest part man..

But if its irritating you... why not he :p
#3
Say you are in a hurry. I usually tend to hang out away from a specific location. You can also simply tell him to F* off, or be more polite and say please be a less of a douchebag.
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#5
Rape them, they'll get really quiet really fast
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#6
Hmm I wish there was a video on the internet for Ryan Shelton's "Conversaver"
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#7
I could tell him how I ate my own poo as a 6 year old lol


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#9
hey look a bird (point in a random direction, when they look run off)
it always works...apart from this one time wen i was inside.....
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#10
just dont shower for about a month and you should be right

or walk around with your penis hanging out
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#11
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just dont shower for about a month and you should be right

or walk around with your penis hanging out


Your Sig made me laugh


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#12
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hey look a bird (point in a random direction, when they look run off)
it always works...apart from this one time wen i was inside.....



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#14
Disgust him. Tell him you fapped to goatse while re-creating 2girls1cup.
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#15
appear not to be the least bit interested, eventually they will get fed up and leave... im such a dick
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well then i guess it's no longer true in your case
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#17
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Disgust him. Tell him you fapped to goatse while re-creating 2girls1cup.


i think this would work
#18
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well then i guess it's no longer true in your case


Does that mean you have to change it?


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#19
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Hmm I wish there was a video on the internet for Ryan Shelton's "Conversaver"


haha. Ryan Shelton is a genius, plain and simple. Yeah I suggest you get a Conver-Saver.
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#20
Had this problem with an old drummer until one day I was in a bar with mates, just after he left the band and referred to him using several choice insults only to find out he was the bartender and had been two foot away the whole time.

So although I can now never get served where he works it does mean I never have to listen to his bs again.

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#21
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Does that mean you have to change it?


no it's just counted as a sin on my behalf everytime you read it
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#22
I do this thing where I grab on to the closest long, hard object and kinda drift to and from the person speaking then I kill them.
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#23
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Hmm I wish there was a video on the internet for Ryan Shelton's "Conversaver"



No no no. Ryan Shelton is an ass hack who should not be allowed in the pit. Anything he comes up with is useless.
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#24
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No no no. Ryan Shelton is an ass hack who should not be allowed in the pit. Anything he comes up with is useless.


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#25
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Was talking to someone I hadn't run into for a few weeks. As soon as they started talking they were pretty much bragging about how good they are, not really bothering to ask me what I was up to. I thought, no way I can talk to this guy a second longer.

Out of nowhere I just say "Well it was good seeing you".

It's hard to start any conversation after that.

I was wondering if the pit had any techniques to get out of conversations or just avoid them completely?


Fantastic.

"Hey, I should get your number!"
"Yeah, definitely! *walks away*"

Or you could take the late, great George Carlin's advice on this situation and simply go "uh......surgery!"
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#27
I hang dead possums around my neck.
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#28
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I hang dead possums around my neck.
Are you sure they're dead? Those things are pretty good at faking being dead.
#29
I just randomly say:

"I have one testicle"

In a high pitched voice.

They normally shut up.
#30
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Are you sure they're dead? Those things are pretty good at faking being dead.


It happened once. I had to put "drowzy" to sleep.
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#31
You say 'Sorry, can I just stop you there'. Then you remain silent.

Or just start snoring loudly.
#33
To avoid conversation completely just avoid eye contact at all cost and pretend not to see the person.

To get out of a conversation just wait till they finish a sentence and be like
"Well it was good seeing you, but I'm really in a hurry for *insert excuse here*. Nice catching up though!" and walk away.
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#36
Me and my friends do this all the time: When the other person starts going in length, we pretend we're falling asleep right as they're talking.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#37
It's called shoulder surfing. Just keep looking around at other people pretending to wave to them or acknowledge their presence. Make it seem like you're not listening to the person talking at all. They should get the hint after a while and scout for other people to talk to. When they do this, pull out a knife and gut them.
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#38
say your due somewhere
or that your busy
if you cant use those 2
just say you need to go to the toilet or you need to go speak to someone else about something important
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#39
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Wow Kensai posted in my thread.

On topic: It wasn't very funny. Sorry Kensai


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#40
i suddenly say; shit! late for [insert random appointment] gotta go!
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