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#1
Mine was from my dad.
I rung him from a party to tell him i would just stay the night at my mates house and he wouldn't have to pick me up. He asked if i was behaving, even though I was I said no (in a joking way). He then said "well, if you can't behave, be careful"

Thought that was alright.

You guys given or received anything you thought was decent?
#4
Yeah, one of my older mates last year just before his finals:

'It's your future, mate; there's no time for fucking around'.

Crude, but it hits the nail on the head.
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#6
"wrap it up"
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Are you asking if midgets can draw people that are themselves smaller than the average person, or if midget drawings in general are smaller?
#7
Quote by CraigKing
It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.



Nice, I like this one
#8
Don't have sex with fat chicks.


Quote by Våd Hamster
Find a dice and assign a number to each girl. Throw the dice.


The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
#11
Fat girls will finish you off faster, they're always hungry
ohai little sig.
#12
Quote by kezzaguy
sigged.


Honored.


Quote by Våd Hamster
Find a dice and assign a number to each girl. Throw the dice.


The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
#15
Quote by kezzaguy
haha It's turning into a thread about fat chicks


Maybe there should be a Fat Chicks thread?


Quote by Våd Hamster
Find a dice and assign a number to each girl. Throw the dice.


The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
#16
Be happy with what you have to be happy with.
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#17
Just your typical BroCode stuff...

You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50% without recrimination; beyond that, anyone within earshot is allowed to yell out “BULLSHIT!” (Exception: When trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration is 400%)

If a hot girl shall happen to pass by while you are in an arms reach of your buddy, you must tap him on the shoulder to make him aware of the babe.

Any object thrown with reasonable speed and accuracy, MUST be caught.
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I know i wish i was as cool as you and be into Sum 41 and Taking back Sunday. Gaylord.

Quote by civildp1
you should call one of the songs, "Respecting Old People" just to mix things up.

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You just made a very powerful enemy BenFoffenbock.
#18
My old singer Franky:
"Don't do anything I wouldn't do, but if you do, name it after me!"

There were drugs involved
Out here you've gotta know where your towel is!
#20
My uncle once told me:
"Always remember to wipe the semen off the 6 year old's back once your done."
RULE BRITANNIA
#22
Quote by Cobain_Is_King
My uncle once told me:
"Always remember to wipe the semen off the 6 year old's back once your done."

It wouldn't be Uncle "Josef" would it...?
Quote by kriscornella2@g
I know i wish i was as cool as you and be into Sum 41 and Taking back Sunday. Gaylord.

Quote by civildp1
you should call one of the songs, "Respecting Old People" just to mix things up.

Quote by вяaи∂ иєw
You just made a very powerful enemy BenFoffenbock.
#23
More cowbell.
More vibrato.

Best advice anyone will ever need.
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Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
#24
"One does not simply walk into Mordor"
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The trip would reach its climax when you came across a character filling a pool via fapping and attempting to drown innocent people in it


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I ran up and started screaming rape because I knew she would never cheat on me.
#27
Quote by jesus2nd
"One does not simply walk into Mordor"


chuck norris does
Quote by Jackal58
I only judge people based upon the color of their skin.


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id like to shave my balls, but i always cut myself and when i do my shaver is like om nom nom testicle skin.
#28
Quote by powerhead
Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes, well, he eats you.


+1 for big lebowski ref
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can of, rock your face off

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#29
once a friend told me: "as long as you're happy with it, do it and don't give a f*ck about anyone else"
though it may seem selfish, it was one of the best pieces of advice I was ever given.
eventualy, it caused a lot of pain to some of the people involved, but.. meh, I turned out to be incredibly happy with the outcome (not the people getting hurt)
#30
I apparently give good advice but it's none of that one liner stuff, right now I'm stuck with a line from a Jack's Mannequin song that isn't really advice but still...

"We can drink 'till you forget about him"

However, there is one line from a Say Anything song that I reckno everyone on this website should take as their mantra;

"I do just fine, my car and my guitar"
Need Singing Advice?; Read the first page then ask questions.

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Damn Auals, you're messed up. :P


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This just reminded me of the time that my brother in law texted his mom on the night after his wedding. All it said was "Consummated."
#32
Don't eat yellow snow.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#33
Quote by n0m0ret3ars
Be good or be good at it.

Take it easy, and if it's easy take it twice.


A guy working at Sobey's told me that when I was buying some rubbers one time.
#34
from my mom

the secret to a happy life is to go to the bathroom at every oppertunity.
Emerse your soul in love


You used to be alright What happened?


Yellow tigers crouched in jungles in her Dark Eyes .
#36
"If violence doesn't solve all your problems, you're not using enough."

I was told that by the ghost of Attila the Hun and I've lived by that advice ever since.
#39
"you miss 100% of the shots you dont take"

my little league basketball coach.

he later got mad at me for shooting every single time i got the ball
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lmao XxGloriousxX is a genius

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You guys fail. Except for you Glorious. You win.

Once again.
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I would shoot them to death yes, but trying to aim for non-leathal, hoping they live.

which one is it Guitarfreak777?
#40
I once stopped someone from comitting suicide by convincing them that money, houses and cars don't matter, what's important is that his family and his friends love him.
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