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Two teaching assistants at a school in Leeds were taken to hospital after eating cannabis in "hash cakes" given to them by a 15-year-old pupil.

The schoolgirl was suspended from Wortley High School after she took the cakes to school on 10 September.

A spokesman for Leeds City Council said the girl had since been moved to a different school. No police action was taken over the matter.

Leeds City Council said neither staff members made formal complaints.

The council spokesman added: "Wortley High School does not condone drugs and was disappointed this incident took place.

"The school works hard to educate its pupils about the dangers and implications of drug abuse and will not tolerate any behaviour of this kind."


Happened right round the corner from my house!

Hospitalised! Oh noes man, I'm soooo high!
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#4
she went to the hospital? lmao
i can already imagine somebody was in severe pain in the ER waiting to be cheaked out but had to wait longer while the doctors were giving medical attention to someone who was stoned
#5
lol epic... well at my skool this guy streaked on national tv at a football game. it was on espn
but i like ur story better
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#7
Wow. She gave away good drugs and ****ed up her chances of getting into a good Uni course. Stupid Bitch.
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she's 15 FFS... go strap your balls to a rocket!
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thats leeds for ya which school was it?
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Awesome.

Why didn't she make a shitload of normal ones and only a couple of special ones? She might have gotten away with it and it would have been funny.

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thats leeds for ya which school was it?


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#16
I'm sure the only reason they didn't launch a formal complaint was because they got drugs for free. And I can bet they only went to hospital to "like, dude, ride in the totally amazing ambulance...whoooaa!"
#17

Fools joking about her going to hospital, they have to send the teachers to hospital in case it was something dangerous, not weed. For example, if there was anthrax in the cake instead of pot.
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Fools joking about her going to hospital, they have to send the teachers to hospital in case it was something dangerous, not weed. For example, if there was anthrax in the cake instead of pot.


Prey tell where a 15 year old girl in Leeds would get Anthra.... wait...yeah, this is Leeds...

FYI Wortley High School isn't too far away from Armley prison!
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Prey tell where a 15 year old girl in Leeds would get Anthra.... wait...yeah, this is Leeds...


That was just an example. It could have been a dozen ecstasy pills, or detergent.
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lol epic... well at my skool this guy streaked on national tv at a football game. it was on espn
but i like ur story better


D: a person from my school was on espn for completing a full court ally oop in a game xD
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What a fucking drama queen.
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What kind of pussy goes to hospital because they got some free drugs?
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#25
Leeds City Council said neither staff members made formal complaints.


Damn right!
#27
What a dickhead. I'm going to Leeds tomorrow morning to put LSD in her packed lunch.
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