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#1
I got the idea for this thread when I saw someone in a car who was in a queue of, well, cars waiting to turn right - but had the LEFT indicator on. It was rather funny but a bit daft, and the indicator was going for a while and the driver didn't even notice.

So the question for you is.....The stupidest things you've seen other people do?

EDIT: And DON'T SAY "This thread". The jokes been used already. Once is funny enough - the second not so much.
Punctuation it the difference between:
"I help my Uncle Jack off a horse."
and
"i helped my uncle jack off a horse"


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..and how do i make the bridge erect. ..


Quote by Vampire 255
make it watch porn?

Last edited by Black Adder at Oct 6, 2008,
#4
I saw someone walk along carrying a folder, drop the folder, put one foot on it, slide a couple of meters and full on banana-skin style slip on the floor.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#5
Quote by demoniacfashion
Start this thread.


I was just WAITING for someone to do say that!! Ha, ha. Good one!
Punctuation it the difference between:
"I help my Uncle Jack off a horse."
and
"i helped my uncle jack off a horse"


Quote by roadmax
..and how do i make the bridge erect. ..


Quote by Vampire 255
make it watch porn?

#7
I saw a mentally/physically handicapped person drive their wheelchair full speed into the side of a department store... I laughed. Hard.
#8
Quote by Chrisnw22
Go to church

There are a lot of stupid people in the world


Watch it buddy!! I go to church and it's not stupid!
Punctuation it the difference between:
"I help my Uncle Jack off a horse."
and
"i helped my uncle jack off a horse"


Quote by roadmax
..and how do i make the bridge erect. ..


Quote by Vampire 255
make it watch porn?

#9
I saw someone drink vomit.

It's more just disgusting than stupid.

It wasn't even his vomit.
#10
had a drinking party at a mates house and one of the guys ended up drinking a full bottle of russian vodka (which could strip paint, we tried it) and then spent 10 minutes headbutting a doorhandle before vomiting from the headache/dizziness
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#11
when a stupid little kid jumped on a skateboard with a basketball in the other end of it (he jumped vertically to it) and got hit in the face by the basketball
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#12
Quote by Black Adder
I was just WAITING for someone to do say that!! Ha, ha. Good one!


Wow, I'm surprised at how well you took that. Sorry, But I just always have wanted to do that. Now I can die happy. But don't get any ideas. Ya jerk.
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#13
i saw a guy walk into an out door , like full on. then proceeded to push it ....alot. despite the sign that said " out only" and the one next to it sayin "pull" he pushed it 5 more times, said somethin about " how can i ****in pay u ****s if u wont let me in!!" then left

as he walked away, this old ass lady walked right through the door right next to it, haining entry to the bank
#14
some dude threatend to hit me , so he dropped his backpack on the ground and started walking towards me.... and he tripped over his own backpack and hurt his face badly
kthxbai.
#15
Quote by demoniacfashion
Wow, I'm surprised at how well you took that. Sorry, But I just always have wanted to do that. Now I can die happy. But don't get any ideas. Ya jerk.


I'd do EXACTLY the same thing if I was in your shoes man.
Punctuation it the difference between:
"I help my Uncle Jack off a horse."
and
"i helped my uncle jack off a horse"


Quote by roadmax
..and how do i make the bridge erect. ..


Quote by Vampire 255
make it watch porn?

#16
Someone stole my hat once, despite already knowing that pain happens to anyone who touches it without permission
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Awesome, dude, just awesome.
#17
I saw a man hit himself in his vagina
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#18
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Watch it buddy!! I go to church and it's not stupid!


Your statement contradicts your actions.
#19
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I saw a man hit himself in his vagina


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#20
whats the prob mate?
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#21
Quote by Black Adder
Watch it buddy!! I go to church and it's not stupid!

That's a pretty christ-like attitude there.

Anyway, I guess I would say when this person infront of me at a stoplight turned left on red. She was incredibly lucky that she didn't get hit.
#23
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#24
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You saw that happen?


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#25
stupidest thing I've witnessed any of my friends do would probably be my mate putting 'aloe' brand aftersun on when she's allergic to aloe vera, then realising it had aloe vera in she got in the shower to wash it off only to realise that she hadn't taken a towel in with her. So I pass a towel under the door only to hear 'thanks *bump* ow'. she butted the door as she bent down to pick the towel up.

can't remember any stupid things that general members of the public have done.
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#26
Quote by Chrisnw22
Your statement contradicts your actions.



uh...not really...everybody sins its not like being Christian means you're automatically spotless...

Ya, stupidest thing I've seen lately is this one guy threw a volleyball into another guy's girlfriend's face on purpose so the girl's boyfriend went and tried swinging at the guy with his cell in his hand and he tripped over another volleyball and accidentally chucked it in his girl's face, so he was banged up on the floor, his girfriend was crying cause her face was hurt and the other guy was on his ass cracking up. It was strange
#27
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I saw someone drink vomit.

It's more just disgusting than stupid.

It wasn't even his vomit.

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#28
Quote by Black Adder
I got the idea for this thread when I saw someone in a car who was in a queue of, well, cars waiting to turn right - but had the LEFT indicator on. It was rather funny but a bit daft, and the indicator was going for a while and the driver didn't even notice.

So the question for you is.....The stupidest things you've seen other people do?

EDIT: And DON'T SAY "This thread". The jokes been used already. Once is funny enough - the second not so much.


My friend Ryan used to do that all the time to laugh at the confused faces of the other drivers, so it is possible they did it on purpose

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#29
Probably when me and the guy i work with were fixing a bottom-chord onto a roof truss, it was 8x3 inches and roughly 4.5m long.

I said "you got it?", he says "yeah". He said "You got it?" i said "yeah", we both let go and it smashed us in the heads pretty hard.
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#30
Quote by Chrisnw22
Go to church

There are a lot of stupid people in the world



wow, you are soo cool
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#31
ok you totally had to be there. But ill say anyways

In college a few of us were walking about when my mate goes, "i bet I can kick the ceiling". He then jumps up with his leg in the air and trys to kick it. But he was miles off and falls flat on his back, with his arms outwards

Was the most funniest thing ive ever seen EVER!!

seriously i though I was guna die from laughter
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#32
I saw some crazy lady almost pull out of the mall parking lot and start driving backward onto a two-way major highway with signs all over the placesaying not to go that way...

The wrong blinker and leaving blinks on are all too common around here.

Post #4 reminded me of a day at work where I saw one of the workers slip on a bannana peel. It was so funny.
Last edited by moody07747 at Oct 6, 2008,
#33
Old people driving.


Around where i live is a maze of roundabouts, and if don't know the area, then it's very easy to get lost.
Twice today (to work and coming home) i was stuck behind some old fart in there car doin 30 in a 40, slowing right down for a corner to about 10mph, forgettin to put their indicators on, then take the corner VERY slowly WHILE I'M STUCK BEHIND THEM, ALMOST LATE FOR WORK DURING FUCKING RUSH HOUR! Seriously, anyone over the age of 70 shouldn't drive. Grrrr...


Also, i saw someone set fire to their pubes.
#34
I saw a youtube video of some japanese guy straping a string of firecrackers to his bare chest and then lighting them.
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#35
hey i got sigged thnx moggan
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#36
i saw a friend casually look at his £80 fountain pen and then smash the nib violently on the table top. He then gave me a puzzled look and said "it broke"
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#37
oh...
one friend of mine threw a full coke can at another friend of mine an it smashed his head violently and started bleeding very badly. He had to get stichtes hahaha
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#38
Quote by !3LEM3NT!
hey i got sigged thnx moggan


Well....It' because i've never seen a dude get walloped in the vagina, and i've seen some fucked-up porn in my time....Aye...
#39
We went to the countryside a few weeks ago, and a member of staff was sweeping it with a broom.
"It's not nice when people call you darling and that"
#40
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We went to the countryside a few weeks ago, and a member of staff was sweeping it with a broom.



I dont get this.. You just ruined this awsome thread
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