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#1
I don't know if this is a joke, but it's terrifying. Can you really be this dumb? Read this lesson, this person sounds almost as stupid as the kid who discovered that the fifth fret on the E string is the same as the open A string. He describes the new chord he's discovered - a paradise chord - or to the rest of the world, a maj7 (no 3rd). But I'm not sure anyone's this stupid... So, Pit, is this fake?

http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/lessons/chords/follow_up_to_paradise_chords.html
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#5
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Please don't ever write another lesson. My eyes are bleeding from frustration at your idiocy.


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#6
Make the stupid people go away!
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nice discovery, sir.


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#8
That was so disturbing, annoying, and idiotic i actually had to partially disembowel myself to be distracted from the pain
#9
'Paradise chords were discovered on 7/11/2008 by me, K.L. Hoang.'

hahaha, we all did stupid stuff when we were first starting out mind
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#10
I think we should all write a song composed entirely of "Paradise Chords".
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#12
Now for the D, G, and B strings the fingerings are for power chords, ironically it's not a power chord because of the odd B string.

Yes, that's very ironic
#14
And another thing:

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You can also create scales from these chords, here's an example:

B flat I think, correct me if I'm wrong
e|-------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------|
D|---0---2---4---5---7---9---11---12---|
A|---0---2---4---5---7---9---11---12---|
E|---0---2---4---5---7---9---11---12---|

Does he SERIOUSLY think this is a Bb scale? It's the E, A, and D major scales played side by side to sound awful. There isn't even a single Bb in any of those 3 scales!
#15
If maj7's are paradise chords, what would dom7's be? min7? dim? aug? sus?

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#16
on his birthday!
That made me chuckle heartily.
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#17
Hey leave him alone i found a cool chord too. its called "rockin' rocket e that sounds kinda sad maybe because its crying about that stupid kid who discovered paradise chords". heres the tab for it:

e: 0
b: 0
g: 0
d: 2
a: 2
e: 0

Try it out and lemme know watchu think. god i must be a philosophocles or something because i just discovered something more cooler than ben franklin when he discovered the kite. 1 AM T3H B4DD4SS. 1 4M T3H PWN3R!!!!!!!11111!!!!!1!!1!11111!!!!!
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#19
this reminds me of the "5th fret" guy.. who made a thread on how the 5th fret on the E string is the same as open on the A string..

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#20
That guy really had an epiphany when he played those chords.
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#22
I don't know why you hate this guy so much, i found this article to be very "light" and "cool"

I think i'll call it a "paradise article"

It appears to be in B flat aswell

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I REALLY hope your being facisious(sp?) and just messed the song name up on purpose, if not...

#23
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I REALLY hope your being facisious(sp?) and just messed the song name up on purpose, if not...



Facetious.

And it was sarcasm if anything
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#25
Davus :
... after reading your lesson I shot out my kneecaps and killed my dog.



...modes and scales are still useless.


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#26
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#27
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Facetious.

And it was sarcasm if anything

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#28
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Lol, make sure you use it correctly though.
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#29
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Lol, make sure you use it correctly though.

IT bassically means "smart-ass" right? if not, well, MY SOURCES LIE!!!!
#30
Use it wrong?

WHAT THE FACETIOUS?!
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#32
Hahaha this totally reminds me of gultar!
Ah... such good times...

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#33
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IT bassically means "smart-ass" right? if not, well, MY SOURCES LIE!!!!


Facetious - being funny at an innapropriate time.

for example, in the threads you get about guys moaning that their johnny split during sex, or their bird missed period, or that their gf is pregnant, and they are genuinely shitting themselves over it. Jokes, such as the pic of the coat hanger, that would be being facetious
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#34
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Facetious - being funny at an innapropriate time.

for example, in the threads you get about guys moaning that their johnny split during sex, or their bird missed period, or that their gf is pregnant, and they are genuinely shitting themselves over it. Jokes, such as the pic of the coat hanger, that would be being facetious


I think "funny" is the wrong word. Disrespectful, shallow or flippant would be better words. You don't need to be funny to be facetious.
#35
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I think "funny" is the wrong word. Disrespectful, shallow or flippant would be better words. You don't need to be funny to be facetious.


Yea, fair enough.
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#38
That was absolutely fantastic. I picked up my guitar, played a few paradise chords and my nipples went firm.
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#40
Can we sticky this?

Maybe it's Airships mentally disabled cousin!.... no that's mean.
Still
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