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#1
Okay Pit, pull out your dicks and start helipng me with my problem because I think my 11 year old neighbour is stalking me. Every time I go outside she seems to be there, and my sister gave her my cellphone number and she never stops texting me (generally along the "you're sooo hawt!" line). While this isn't exactly bad for the old ego, it gets a bit creepy when it comes from someone 6 years younger than you.

So to solve this problem, I am turning to the one place I know my question will be answered with reason, common snense and maturity. The Pit.
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#3
you should get in with her
"if theres grass on the field - play ball!"
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The thought of you humping her limp body is hilarious.


#4
I really don't see a problem here.
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#5
pics or it didnt happen
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#8
5 words for you my friend.

Hit it ampersand quit it.
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he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#9
erm.. the problem is.. just sex her and then she'll **** off.. once she knows what it feels like to be unsatisfied, she will soon slit her wrists and join "the black parade"
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

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#11
Do a barrel ro- err.... rape he- errrrrmmmm..... tell her to bugger off?
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#12
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Oh you'll get plenty of common snense here

You might also get some common SNES.
#14
Rape is the only solution.
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HOLY HELL.

nice discovery, sir.


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#15
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You might also get some common SNES.

Quote by duncang
maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#18
punch her in the ovaries

no but seriously
its just one of those "teeny" crushes

she'll forget about you soon
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#19
If there's tuft on the muff, she's old enough.
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Sir, I love you.

#20
Next time she texts you, text her back with the most vulgar, disgusting, and horrific description of what you want to do to her. Hopefully she'll be too scared of you to stalk you anymore.

Or you could just tell/threaten to tell her parents.
kill all humans
#21
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5 words for you my friend.

Hit it ampersand quit it.


I see what you did there.

My advice, buy a new neighbour.
Sig space available, give me some praise
#22
I know what you mean. I prefer them to be 8 years younger than me as opposed to 6, too.
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Raping her in front of other people would be morally wrong.

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#23
Quote by Flying Couch
You might also get some common SNES.


be sure to pop some SNE before you hit it.
I'm Steve
#24
Everyone has said all the responses I would have used

Errr treat her to a good dinner and tell her the age difference is too big?
#25
make pr0n of her masturbating and give it you a teacher you don't like, then tell authorities he has it.
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#26
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You might also get some common SNES.


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punch her in the ovaries


haha
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#28
just let it go,
if she was older then go out with her, thats how i met one of my ex's.....
or just show her your tiny thing that shouldve grown into a penis and be done with it.
she wont stalk you no more....nor will anyone else for that matter because women are worse than the internet, news travels at over twice the speed and there is no porn to get distracted by.
#29
Is fape an option?
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#30
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Is fape an option?

That depends on what fape is.
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maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#31
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Okay Pit, pull out your dicks

...

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#32
Be nice to her and put up with her crap then until shes done puberty .

Just kidding, proper advice; dig a hole and live with the mole people.
Referring to Victor Wooten
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#35
Stick it in pooper, rape, fap etc.

It kinda happened to me for a few weeks once. Eventually she stopped. It was creepy though.
NOPE.
#36
I created fape. It is where one penetrates a wound on somebody while rubbing their own man-part through the other side of said wound. Used mostly on the hand.
#37
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I created fape. It is where one penetrates a wound on somebody while rubbing their own man-part through the other side of said wound. Used mostly on the hand.

This pit monkey speaketh the truth.
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#38
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That depends on what fape is.


It's when you fap an ape.
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#39
Quote by Flying Couch
Fapping on someone against their will?

Wait, what?

Isn't it usually against their will?
Quote by duncang
maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
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