#1
I have to make a rap song for my recording class and would appreciate ideas...don't be shy...anything goes...I've already thought about rapping about fapping but not too many words rhyme with masturbate...
#4
thats it, i have to stop going to ug....i thought that said "im not a fan of Fap but...."


masturbate /retaliate
my hovercraft is full of eels
#5
You just got to get down some lyrics or do the music too? I can give you some stuff to listen to if you'd like I'm into hip-hop mostly (to me its different than 50cent shit).
My gear:
-Gibson Les Paul Studio
-Fender DG-11E Black (Acoustic)
-Marshall AVT50
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-Roland RE-20 Space Echo
#6
Quote by lzrdsixsix6
thats it, i have to stop going to ug....i thought that said "im not a fan of Fap but...."

Gawd, me too.
#7
Jimmie Urine used masturbate in On It, and im sure other kids have used it too, just be creative. Or, try to write a song about rappers and rap music kinda like the Emo Song that Adam and Andrew did.
#9
eviscerate, calculate, originate, illiterate, cogitate, motivate, mutilate....these are all off the top of my head by the way, if I can think of these there must be a million.
#10
Quote by gamebreaker
...but not too many words rhyme with masturbate...


Retaliate, alienate.
My gear:
-Gibson Les Paul Studio
-Fender DG-11E Black (Acoustic)
-Marshall AVT50
-Cry Baby "Wylde Wah"
-Roland RE-20 Space Echo
#11
YEAH MOTHA ****A!!!!!


BOOM BAM I STEP INTA MA JAM GATDAMN!!!!!


pass da glock shindler be trippin'
ma ass be ripping
dis homie wants chicken

lets do some crack or
mabe some smack
yeah mo****a i'm black

we be trippin in da streets
i don't like beets
but i be packing heat

i be running from the popo
gota ditch tha dope ho
ma AK47 ain't just fo sho

be capping dem popo
me and ma homie lowblow
ma mom's name's Jojo


YEAHAAHAHAHA MOTHA FUCKA
Quote by Deliriumbassist
marmite, vegemite, termite...

anything that ends with -mite is the work of Satan's retarded cousin Vinnie.
#12
write about manatees it'll be a hit for sure.

Get down on your knees,
Pray for the manatees.
They is swim'n through the ocean,
Like a Nova Scotian.
#13
i have one in french about picasso that i made that got me the easiest 100%

je m'appelle picasso et j'ai tres bien!
naisance le octobre quatre vignt et une
je commence a peindre a quinze ans
je l'accept a l'ecole de beaux arts!

QUELLE QUELLE!
#16
Quote by zzeazz
make it about.... swearing and Bitchs... and hoes..

its done
read my other post
Quote by Deliriumbassist
marmite, vegemite, termite...

anything that ends with -mite is the work of Satan's retarded cousin Vinnie.
#18
Yo i'm recordin for this class
I'm about to kick some lyrical ass
break you like glass
this ain't a pepsi smash
I rock underground mics
made out of metal spikes
cause I'm harder then
bob's dick on enzyte
now as I write these rhymes
my poems exchange penalty fines
between your verses cause
I know y'all stole mine
walk through some pines
am I in the woods?
or just lost in my mind


/end freestyle
#19
Quote by metaldud536
I hate your sig! Ruining the alignment of posts!!!


Rap like soulja boi

how can i fix it holy tits my enter key just snapped in half
Quote by Deliriumbassist
marmite, vegemite, termite...

anything that ends with -mite is the work of Satan's retarded cousin Vinnie.
#20
Get the Song Thugs Mansion by tupac and change the words to references of the pit.
May the Schwartz be with us! 2012



MAL


Q: OK, so do you care about the labels — nastiest, edgiest team in the NFL?

Jim Schwartz: It's better than the alternative — meekest, least aggressive, softest team in the NFL.


#21
rap is the easiest thing to make in the whole ****ing world if you have any musical ability at all.

i make rap albums for fun in my sleep
#22
wrong forum use S&L techniques
Meadows
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I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#23
Quote by GmacD
how can i fix it holy tits my enter key just snapped in half

I think's it the code you have there.

Quote by Deacon Blues
rap is the easiest thing to make in the whole ****ing world if you have any musical ability at all.

i make rap albums for fun in my sleep

Anyone can make a sh*tty rap album.
#24


My name's Al Gore and I'm here to say
Don't put emissions in the sky today.

ok, yeah. my name is silly because I signed up when I was 13.

BEDBUGS
#27
Quote by Deacon Blues
rap is the easiest thing to make in the whole ****ing world if you have any musical ability at all.

i make rap albums for fun in my sleep



Really? I bet I would hear you snore
That would rather be a bore


OH SNAP!
#28
Take a look at MF DOOM's rhyme style. Notice how it's awesome and incredible.
GHOST BLOWJOB!
WHOOO! WOOOOOOOOOOOO!
#29
my name be gamebreaker
i am a masturbator

i go to ug to diss the raps while i fap
i call rap the gays
but i like teh boys

before i fap
i need to find a map

a map to find my dick
because its a little prick
oh look its pedobear
the mods hate that cuzz it makes us go lolwut pear

etc etc
Dick+strings= owww