#1
Alright so i have to interview the actives in my fraternity tonight. They expect top notch questions about anything and everything. They want them to be probing, awkward, and anything else. I figure this is a mission for the pit. Let's try not to get too out of hand, but at the same time, no holds barred. I have faith in this.

Have at it!
#3
Do you shave your pubes??
How many times to you fap per day?
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#4
Have you heard the word?

...You know what to do after.

SONG EDIT!

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Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
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A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, well, the bird is the word
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A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, well, the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, don't you know about the bird
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word
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A-well-a

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Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
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A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
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A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, don't you know about the bird
Well, everybody's talking about the bird
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird

Surfin' bird
Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb, aaah

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
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Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-oom-oom-oom
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Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
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Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Well, don't you know about the bird
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow...
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Last edited by floppypick at Oct 6, 2008,
#6
What drew you to (insert frat)?

What is the most serious thing you would do for a brother? (ie would you die for...)

Are these brothers like blood brothers to you?
#7
thank you sir may i have another?
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#8
Does Marsellus Wallace look like a bitch?

*waves large handgun around*
#9
I say start innocent and slowly start getting more and more weirder.

What's your favorite beverage?
What's your favorite movie?
Do you have a girlfriend?
Are you a virgin?
What's your favorite position?
Have you tried anal sex?
Giving or received?
69?
96?
Do you masturbate?
How often?
What's the weirdest person or thing you ever masturbated to?
What's your favorite band?
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#11
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Does Marsellus Wallace look like a bitch?

*waves large handgun around*



lol do it
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#15
Definately to the Surfin Bird question!

Also, ask about mutual maustrubation.
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#16
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Does Marsellus Wallace look like a bitch?

*waves large handgun around*



Do you know what they call a Quarter-Pounder with Cheese in France?
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