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#1
...and I'm not that excited about it.

Anybody had experiences with this shit? What should I expect?
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#2
Expect spinal tap.
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#3
Death eventually in some point in your life. Don't be surprised when it happens.
#5
Ok, so you got diagnosed with mono and DIDNT ask your doctor what to expect and what to do? The pit isn't your doctor.

But in all seriousness you may die.
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#7
You'll be really tired.. I know that.

I think I might have had it, or have it. I'm always tired, even if I sleep a lots
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#8
Expect for your d*ck to fall off.


What a stupid question. You'll be tired, you'll be sick feeling, you'll sleep alot. Didn't your doctor tell you this sh*t?
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


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#9
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Ok, so you got diagnosed with mono and DIDNT ask your doctor what to expect and what to do? The pit isn't your doctor.

But in all seriousness you may die.


I got a phone call from the doctor's office and they gave me the news. I'm going in Thursday but until then I dunno what the **** is up.
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#10
You feel like shit for a long time
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#11
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Expect for your d*ck to fall off.

What a stupid question. You'll be tired, you'll be sick feeling, you'll sleep alot. Didn't your doctor tell you this sh*t?

Yeah....
#12
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#13
I apparently made one last summer.

My doctor told me it was just extreme fatigue, but when the blood tests came in (last week), it was showing a mono.

I will never use these labs again.
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#14
My dad had this a year or two ago. What did he do with it?

He slept and he built an amp. I'm not kidding. A kick-ass amp, too.
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#15
Sucks to be you...

I really, really don't know why your telling the pit this, go tell somebody who can acctually HELP you dude...
#17
Ok, probably being one of the more serious answers...

I had it, but the doctor said I dind't have it very bad, although I did get very tired. I know a guy who had it and was tired for like 4 months. One thing you shouldn't do, is play contact sports. When you have mono, you're liver can drop below your rib cage and if you get hit there it could burst and you could die. Just wait until you see the doctor for more info.
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#18
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are you really that stupid?
his post "death will come at some point in your life" was obvious wit, but went way over your head
#20
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are you really that stupid?
his post "death will come at some point in your life" was obvious wit, but went way over your head


I assumed that his was in acknowledgement of the joke... or did that go over your head?

Edit: I met a guy in Croatia with it, it was a little awkward for him when everyone else was sharing drinks or joints, and he was a little pale, but generally he was still good and probably my favourite guy I met on my 3 week trip, so don't let it get you down.
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#21
my sister had it and almost died from it a few years ago. i am completely serious.
#23
As in mono...brow?
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#24
i got mono from making out with different chicks and sharing beers back in 7th grade. good times.
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#26
-Hi Five-! Lol. I got it right now too <.< It sucks im tired 24/7
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#27
Could someone tell me what the fuck mono is?
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#28
mononucleosis, Essentially a disease that never leaves. It's the "Kissing disease" Your tired for a month and always feel like shit. 90% of people get it.
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#31
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mononucleosis, Essentially a disease that never leaves. It's the "Kissing disease" Your tired for a month and always feel like shit. 90% of people get it.



Hope i don't.

Most of the time i'm not a man***** so i shouldn't.
The will be heartache,
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#32
Yes... Of course not... *stares at Sig*
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#33
Hurry!
Close this thread, mono is contagious.
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#34
I had it once and I was homeschooled for about a month for it. It wasn't that serious, you just have to rest a lot and take some antibiotics. Home school was awesome though, it was the easiest thing ever


...didn't get to do anything outside my house, though
#35
Don't overexert yourself or your spleen might rupture. Seriously.
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#36
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Don't overexert yourself or your spleen might rupture. Seriously.



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#38
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Yes... Of course not... *stares at Sig*

Shit.

*jumps through window*

*catches mono*


ARGGGGGHHHH
The will be heartache,
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#39
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Shit.

*jumps through window*

*catches mono*


ARGGGGGHHHH

Always when you least expect it hey?
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