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Hey Pit! Just thought I would share this lovely story with you all. So at my school recently there was this guy who fingered this chick right? Well she thought she was gonna orgasm and ended up pissing all over the guys hand instead!

So have any of you guys heard similar stories like this?
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#2
I did not know orgasming and pissing felt the same.
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#3
hahahaha

No im pretty lame that way.

Its a problem.
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Lol... well. I popped by Girlfriends cherry while fingering her all over my friends bed! Tehehe.. Was disgusting for me but hilarious at his cost.
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#8
That is gross man.

My friend was in the shower with his girlfriend and he decided it would be funny to piss on her while her back was turned. She quickly realized what he was doing and took out her bloody tampon and smacked him across the face with it.

Nasty shizz.
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Quote by yurfinlfntsy
I did not know orgasming and pissing felt the same.


dude, u hold phDs (ur status thing)

that's f*cked up dude, u gay pervert
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lmao I like this thread.

btw it's called squirting lol
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dude, u hold phDs (ur status thing)

that's f*cked up dude, u gay pervert



Nowhere is Advanced Astrophysics did I learn about the sensation produced by the release of endorphins reached an equilibrium when both orgasming and pissing.
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lmao I like this thread.

btw it's called squirting lol



This is not true, the fluid from "squirting" contains small to no traces of urine. This is a false statement. Know what your talking about before saying things.
#16
i was doin my girl when she was on her period and the condom broke and i got all this blood n stuff on my wee wee
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That is gross man.

My friend was in the shower with his girlfriend and he decided it would be funny to piss on her while her back was turned. She quickly realized what he was doing and took out her bloody tampon and smacked him across the face with it.

Nasty shizz.


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One time, (I heard!) in this one porno, there was a threesome goin' on, two guys, one girl. And the guy freakin' climaxes on the other guy's face! The other guy was yelling and screaming, but couldn't do anything because the girl was on top.
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Lol... well. I popped by Girlfriends cherry while fingering her all over my friends bed! Tehehe.. Was disgusting for me but hilarious at his cost.

This is a better


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#21
Quote by yurfinlfntsy
Nowhere is Advanced Astrophysics did I learn about the sensation produced by the release of endorphins reached an equilibrium when both orgasming and pissing.


whoa dude, whoa.... i make a gay joke (phD standing for pretty huge dick in case u didn't get it) and u come after me with these big words? too far dude, too far...
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Quote by FooFighter1927
That is gross man.

My friend was in the shower with his girlfriend and he decided it would be funny to piss on her while her back was turned. She quickly realized what he was doing and took out her bloody tampon and smacked him across the face with it.

Nasty shizz.


I lol'd.
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#23
I had a girl orgasm 6 times while I was ****ing her...in a....45-50 min span, I dont exactly remember, I couldn't believe it myself, but she said it and I thought to myself "meh...she said it, i'm not complaining"
#24
one time i was doin my girl from behind, and i stupidly hadn't taken off my shirt, and she came all over the bottom of it, and it stained my only nice shirt. whatever, it was worth it.
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This is not true, the fluid from "squirting" contains small to no traces of urine. This is a false statement. Know what your talking about before saying things.


I just figured buddy wouldn't know the differences.

I understand how squirting works.

I've watched more than enough squirting porn.
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i was doin my girl when she was on her period and the condom broke and i got all this blood n stuff on my wee wee


Wow, that's nasty as hell
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This is not true, the fluid from "squirting" contains small to no traces of urine. This is a false statement. Know what your talking about before saying things.

yea but for a female to actully squrit the "cum" they have to actully relax and it feels like they are going to pee. and sometimes when trying to achieve a squrting orgasm urination is some achieved instead.
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Quote by K Dizzle
whoa dude, whoa.... i make a gay joke (phD standing for pretty huge dick in case u didn't get it) and u come after me with these big words? too far dude, too far...



Never heard that joke.

Also, I don't think I went too far enough.
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Never heard that joke.

Also, I don't think I went too far enough.

Big words. Ever so hard to understand amirite?
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yea but for a female to actully squrit the "cum" they have to actully relax and it feels like they are going to pee. and sometimes when trying to achieve a squrting orgasm urination is some achieved instead.


True....thats just a bad time right there though.
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Quote by FooFighter1927
That is gross man.

My friend was in the shower with his girlfriend and he decided it would be funny to piss on her while her back was turned. She quickly realized what he was doing and took out her bloody tampon and smacked him across the face with it.

Nasty shizz.



This story either says:

They where doing anal
They where just showering together
You completely made that up (stil..that's a pretty disgusting story)
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Big words. Ever so hard to understand amirite?



Apparently. His floccinaucinihilipilificatious view on modern grammar seems to dictate a general dislike for the basic structure of the English language.

'Tis a disturbing sight.
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btw it's called squirting lol


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you didnt hear it from me.
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Idiocity is a painful sight. Honestly today in English I used the word Mockery and Half the class was like Wtf?
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Well, every day at my work a manager stays by themselves or with one or two other people to clean everything, count money, ect., and on this instance my manager was there by herself. She had just finished everything and was just about to leave when she noticed a girls ass up against the window of the restaurant, with some guy in front of her. She went out the side door and got in her car, blared the music and sped off to try and scare them away, but they kept going at it even when she stopped next to them. She then just left disgusted, and I had to clean the windows the next day.
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#37
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lmao I like this thread.

btw it's called squirting lol

or G-spot orgasm...
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Oh god damn. Sorry was texting at the same time... <.< *Sight*
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