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almost everytime ive used a condom, save for a few times, they've broken. is that normal or... i like to think that im just too man for the condoms but prolly not. Me n my gf have stopped using them cause its just a waste. thoughts comments questions?
#2
no, its not a waste. unless you want a baby or aids.
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#3
Double em up?
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almost everytime ive used a condom, save for a few times, they've broken. is that normal or... i like to think that im just too man for the condoms but prolly not. Me n my gf have stopped using them cause its just a waste. thoughts comments questions?


Bad idea.
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Double em up?


also a bad idea. the friction from the rubber on rubber action can cause breaks to happen more.
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#12
Don't buy cheap condoms?
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#14
Not using a condom is such a bad idea. Unless you want kids running around I'd keep using them.
#19
Probably got air in the tip before you put it on.

I learnt that was the problem from the amount of times that my ex did that
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#20
they stretch quite a bit so that shouldn't be a problem. What brand do you use?
#21
Do you keep them in your wallet?
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I've never had one break, is her pussy sharp or something?

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I've never had one break, is her pussy sharp or something?


lmao

yeah srsly leave room in the tip. but no air.
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I've never had one break, is her pussy sharp or something?


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#28
I have to agree with TS on condoms sucking.

Try lube, it can do wonders.
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#31
use water balloons
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#32
Erm... stop using crisp packets tied down with elastic bands...

But on a serious note... change brand.
Seems preferable to having a rotten penis and/or maintenance payments.

Oh and agreeing with some previous points about leaving air? Pinch the reservoir as you put it on - no air, no break, no hideous genital disfiguration.
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#33
OMG, You have sex?! With your girlfriend?? Everybody knows that fapping is better than sex. You sir, have been grossly misinformed.
#34
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almost everytime ive used a condom, save for a few times, they've broken. is that normal or... i like to think that im just too man for the condoms but prolly not. Me n my gf have stopped using them cause its just a waste. thoughts comments questions?


Did anyone not pick up on this already? I've been seeing retarded threads recently by newbies and this one seems like one also. But if it is serious, then dude, wtf condoms are made to be used for one time, cause if you save them to use again they will rip, not to mention its kinda gross sticking your wang into a condom full of semen after you used it once, even if it is your semen, thats ****ing disgusting.
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#35
dude, you might not be putting them on correctly. or something,

and pay for the good brands, im pretty sure that kids cost more then a pack of rubbers.
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Did anyone not pick up on this already? I've been seeing retarded threads recently by newbies and this one seems like one also. But if it is serious, then dude, wtf condoms are made to be used for one time, cause if you save them to use again they will rip, not to mention its kinda gross sticking your wang into a condom full of semen after you used it once, even if it is your semen, thats ****ing disgusting.


Is that sarcasm? Or have I missed the point? I feel you are trying to say that the term "save for a few times" means he has been saving the condoms and using them more than once. However, it is an expression meaning that in all cases but a few. It could be reworded to something like this: "I have used condoms regularly, and in inmost cases the condom has ripped."

Sorry if you were being sarcastic, but it didn't seem like you were...
#37
I've always thought the "It broke!" excuse was a load of balls to be honest. People put them on their head for gods sake, what are you doing with them?!
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I've always thought the "It broke!" excuse was a load of balls to be honest. People put them on their head for gods sake, what are you doing with them?!


they can break during sex, usually because someone is using one that's too small or they don't use them properly.

If you know you are putting them on right and you are using the right size, then tell your girlfriend to stop lining her vagina with sandpaper, sriously i hate when chicks do that.
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#40
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they can break during sex, usually because someone is using one that's too small or they don't use them properly.

If you know you are putting them on right and you are using the right size, then tell your girlfriend to stop lining her vagina with sandpaper, sriously i hate when chicks do that.


I know they can, it's just the amount of times I've heard people use it as an excuse or whatever is ridiculous. I just don't understand why people don't learn or ask why the hell condoms don't agree with them.
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