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#1
If a woman tells you she's 20 and looks 16, she is 12. If she tells you she's 26 and looks 26, she is damn near 40.
#2
I a woman looks 40 and says she's 20, she's a coke fiend.
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#5
if a woman tells you shes is 4 rape her
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There's been sooo many threads done on this; I don't even wanna hear that you used the searchbar. Staring at it and giggling does not count.
The worlds fu cked up and we lit the fuse, its all used up what you gonna do?
#6
Sometimes a hot chick actually used to be a boy who had sex reassignment surgery.


E-cookie for anyone who spots the (obvious) reference.
#7
If a woman is conscious you should give her some chloroform and have sex with her unconscious body.
#8
If a woman is talking to you MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!!
Due what you want as long as you vote Due!
#9
Quote by tayroar
If a woman is talking to you MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!!


bahahahahha
hilarious.
#10
Quote by tayroar
If a woman is talking to you MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!!


Probably one of the only funny posts so far
#11
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If a woman is conscious you should give her some chloroform and have sex with her unconscious body.


#12
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Probably one of the only funny posts so far


+1
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#14
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Iseeya Chris Rock!


It was in the newspaper today, and I was bored and semi-drunk when I made this thread.
#18
Quote by Hybrid_Xer0
if a woman tells you she likes you
shes lieing...


if woman tells you shes a woman, shes lieing
amidoinitrite?
#19
If a girl looks 20 and says she's 20, she's probably 20.
derp
lol u have faggot in ur username


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Everything I say is to be taken as serious fucking business.
#20
Quote by ralph wiggum
if woman tells you shes a woman, shes lieing
amidoinitrite?
Pah. If a woman tells you anything, she's lying.
#22
Quote by RyanGillam
If a woman tells you she's 20 and looks 16, she is 12. If she tells you she's 26 and looks 26, she is damn near 40.


there must be some sort of hilarious as to why you are sharing this.

i smell a paedo bear



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#23
If a woman asks you "Do I look fat in this", you might as well suicide on the spot.
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#24
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there must be some sort of hilarious as to why you are sharing this.

i smell a paedo bear






What exactly does pedo bear (it's American remember) smell like?
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HONK
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HONK!I like your cake.
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And Cakeface, why didn't you sig my

HONK!

from that other thread?


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I can't stand it any longer.


HONK


Honk if you love cake! HONK!!
#26
Had bad experiences have we, T.S?
You cannot choose the little time you're given in this world. You enter bare and unclothed, provided only with intelligence enough to choose how you spend your time. You always have a choice. Always. Though be warned, your choice can rarely be undone
#27
it all comes down to this....

on the internet..
...Men are men
...Women are men
...And children are talking to some fat, ugly, old guy that has a thing for flowers....
#28
Quote by Doppelgänger
Sometimes a hot chick actually used to be a boy who had sex reassignment surgery.


E-cookie for anyone who spots the (obvious) reference.


Einhorn is a MAN.
Follow the smoke toward the riff filled land
brutal
#29
Quote by wokandmurrys
it all comes down to this....

on the internet..
...Men are men
...Women are men
...And children are talking to some fat, ugly, old guy that has a thing for flowers....


No.


...Men are men.
...Women are men.
...Kids are the FBI.
#30
haha this thread is awesome!

i'm learning heaps
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#33
I completely this thread.
Ego inflating praise here:
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That is SOOOOOOOOOOO sig worthy! Pure awesomeness to you, sir.

C wut I did thar Fishy?

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#34
If a woman tells you her power is maximum.. its probably over 9000
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#35
If a woman tells you she's never going to cheat on you, she's lying!!!
#36


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maybe if you had a
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you'd
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#37
If a woman tells you it's not butter, you can't believe it.
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yo tambien
What the hell's a tambien?
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its like basic math. 1 + -1 = 1
#38


haha, not relevant...

either way.

internet women are considered men, until proven.
Is bad ass one or two words?
#39
if a woman tells you something in bed, get her back in the kitchen
Half Man, Half Bearpig! I am Super Sereal!

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I am not 12, but my sack is still hairless.



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my balls are hairy as chewbacca's...
#40
Quote by wannabe jesus
If a woman tells you it's not butter, you can't believe it.

I think I love you...
maybe if you had a
revolver
you'd
suck less

press
↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B Areceive bacon

Gamertag: Seanslaught
PSN: BeastlyBassist
Steam: Beastly396
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