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#1
Im starting to freak people out, and attractive women won't date me because they say theyre intimidated by me. People call me Jimi, but my names Kevin. What should I do?
#2
Play bass.
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#5
Stop being a wanker?
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#7
i doubt you are that good
also i doubt attractive women wont date you because of "guitar skills"
ever come across your mind that your just and average guitar player who is ugly
i notice people who dont play guitar are very easily impressed by very simple things played on guitar
#10
get analed on the back of a stuffed rhino
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#11
cut off your fingers, you cant be good then
do you love...ARSIS
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#12
You're to good at guitar?

I'm not sure what that means...
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#14
make a thread about it.......


oh wait
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#15
I bet you don't even own a guitar..
I think its time to pack your things lets go,
To a place where we both know,
And dont worry, I'll drive real slow,
Spend some time before we go..
#18
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An hero?

OR take your head out of your own ass.

I'm sorry you're stupid and can't read between the lines.
#19
*hands n00b t3h fl4m3sh131d*
i will now proceed to curbstomp your nerdy white ass.
I'VE GOT A NEW ROSE.
#20
Yeah I know why people are freaked out by you! It's cause you're too good at guitar! That would freak the shit outta me, like Petrucci does... he's good, d'you think people are freaked out by him?

I'd say +1 to you're a freak.
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#21
Girls wont go out with you because you're ugly, and people call you Jimi as a sarcastic reference.

You're ugly and suck at guitar
#22
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It means he knows an A, a C and a G chord and now he thinks hes the business


Well Dylan did....

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#24
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Well Dylan did....

*runs away and hides behind the couch*



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#25
Put videos on youtube and get scouted by Fender or something.
Guitar companies will accept you when the rest of the world doesn't.
#26
you should flaunt it online more
Pull my finger

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#27
do you by any chance have hideous tentacles coming out of your face? because that would explain both of your problems
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#28
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I'm an overconfident bastard who wants to brag about how good I am at guitar, just to try and get some respect. Not to mention, I'm a September 08er who just registered a week ago and I don't know how things work here at UG, but I think the solo to Californication is purty damn awesome! But I'd like you guys to confirm it without any proof that I give you. Sound cool?

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#30
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Yeah...fixed.

/thread.
totally raped. in every orifice.
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#31
anyone maybe thought hes a troll?
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#32
You aren't too good at guitar. It's more likely that everyone around you sucks.
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#33
Typical guitarist Careful you don't break your arm from patting yourself on the back too much.

You kinda sound like a prick. I think that might be the reason girls won't date you.

Also you don't know the difference between "too" and "to"
maybe if you had a
revolver
you'd
suck less

press
↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B Areceive bacon

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#34
your not god at spelling, and one must be god at something, rite?
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#37
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I KILL PEOPLE
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I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
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#38
Gtfo


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Find a dice and assign a number to each girl. Throw the dice.


The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
#39
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Gtfo


no. there is an elephant in the way
maybe if you had a
revolver
you'd
suck less

press
↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B Areceive bacon

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#40
Too good at guitar?

See a doctor immediately.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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