#3
hah funny
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#5
pretty good! i'm also laughing at the word "Borsten!" at the end of the title for some reason... i wonder what it means...

edit: borsten isn't anything any good...
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#6
pfft that was a twist off cap!
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#7
I didn't watch the movie. I'm not going to watch it.

But:

Women = Beer openers.

So what if I'm sexist?


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#8
Nice, beer always tastes better after a woman has cracked it open with her bosom.

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Nice, beer always tastes better after a woman has cracked it open with her bosom.


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#10
Dumbasses that's not german, it's dutch. And borsten means tits xD
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#11
actually. i just went from six to midnight

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#12
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Dumbasses that's not german, it's dutch. And borsten means tits xD



ah, now borsen is much better! i translated from dutch to english to make sure too... very nice!
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#17
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pretty good! i'm also laughing at the word "Borsten!" at the end of the title for some reason... i wonder what it means...

edit: borsten isn't anything any good...


what ?! borsten is the best thing .. it means breasts
and to the guy saying only the germans .. its only the dutch

EDIT: looks like I'm the 3rd one telling meh


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Only the germans...



pretty sure its Dutch mate.
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#20
Incredible, borstens do make EVERYTHING better, even beer which lets face it was pretty much already at ultimate perfection.

Is there anything they can't do?
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