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I live with mates (students) and some girls (about 5, looked around ages 10-14) just knocked down our bins and ran off.

What am I supposed to do about that!? If they were lads we could go after them and take care of it ourselves, but we can't exactly beat up 10-14 year old girls.

What can we do if it happens again?
Only thing I can think of is paint balloons, but then I have to go to the trouble of buying paint, and balloons.

Things I will not do :
Rape
Murder
Beatings
Generally anything that will get me arrested.
#4
Quote by Gaz_m2k5


Things I will do :
Rape
Murder
Beatings
Generally anything that will get me arrested.


Fixed
#7
If they come back walk outside naked real slowly while spinning your penis around singing "You spin me round round baby roun round" and make sure you smile and knod your head up and down as if you're agreeing with the public about your actions.
Last edited by metaldud536 at Oct 7, 2008,
#8
wow you sure have problems


first page on the newspaper

"yesterday, some hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Nottingham"

ooh I'd hate to be a dustbin in Nottingham tonight!

#9
Put up a large TV screen next to it, when they knock it over the TV auto-plays a compilation movie of bukkake, scat, water sports and vomit porn. Oh and clown porn...thats probably the worst
#11
Quote by Gaz_m2k5


Things I will not do :
Rape
Murder
Beatings
Generally anything that will get me arrested.


What do you want us to say then?
#13
Quote by CoreysMonster
wow you sure have problems


first page on the newspaper

"yesterday, some hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Nottingham"

ooh I'd hate to be a dustbin in Nottingham tonight!



I didn't exactly say "oh woe is me, I feel like commiting suicide, where is the justice."
But if they do it again, why would I let them get away with it?
#15
water balloons would be find. might get their 25 year old bf knocking round your door tho
#16
Quote by Gaz_m2k5
I didn't exactly say "oh woe is me, I feel like commiting suicide, where is the justice."
But if they do it again, why would I let them get away with it?



I know, but it was a perfect setup for a Bill Hicks joke
#17
Quote by CoreysMonster
wow you sure have problems


first page on the newspaper

"yesterday, some hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Nottingham"

ooh I'd hate to be a dustbin in Nottingham tonight!




It's a serious problem, man!
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#18
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water balloons would be find. might get their 25 year old bf knocking round your door tho


lolz
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#19
Quote by GaijinFoot
water balloons would be find. might get their 25 year old bf knocking round your door tho


Water ballons would be find.
Anyway if they were ten.. surely having a 25 year old bf is a bit much?
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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water balloons would be find. might get their 25 year old bf knocking round your door tho


Or even worse...

IM'ING YOU
#21
Fill the bins with roadkill and dead fish, maybe some bloody dolls that look like real babies.
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Fill the bins with roadkill and dead fish, maybe some bloody dolls that look like real babies.


I'm trying to make things bad for them, not me.
#23
You live in Nottingham. Expect worse.

Only kidding haha

Soggy loo-paper is pretty harmless..

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#24
Quote by Gaz_m2k5
I live with mates (students) and some girls (about 5, looked around ages 10-14) just knocked down our bins and ran off.

What am I supposed to do about that!? If they were lads we could go after them and take care of it ourselves, but we can't exactly beat up 10-14 year old girls.

What can we do if it happens again?
Only thing I can think of is paint balloons, but then I have to go to the trouble of buying paint, and balloons.




Very funny thread.
Highlighted: I know what you mean there, in school sometimes like a group of girls a few years younger than me would come up and start pissing me off and there was nothing I could do about it, if they were guys I could at least have threatened/killed one of them but with girls i'd look like even more of a rapist ...
#25
If they come back walk outside naked real slowly while spinning your penis around singing "You spin me round round baby roun round" and make sure you smile and knod your head up and down as if you're agreeing with public about your actions.



:')


that.... was pure genius.


well done to you good sir!
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#26
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Anyway if they were ten.. surely having a 25 year old bf is a bit much?

You'd be surprised. A lot of sick shit like that goes on. It's fairly regular for 16 year old girls to be seen with 22+ year olds.
#27
Yes.. fair do's if they were 16. but TEN. Lol
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#29
Quote by metaldud536
If they come back walk outside naked real slowly while spinning your penis around singing "You spin me round round baby roun round" and make sure you smile and knod your head up and down as if you're agreeing with the public about your actions.


thats one of the funniest things i've read on here in a long time.

but seriously, i wouldn't do anything water balloony cause thats too playful. If you really want them to stop, try to find their parents or something or run out of your house cussing and screaming at them. but waterguns or stuff like that would make them want to do it again.
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Quote by metaldud536
If they come back walk outside naked real slowly while spinning your penis around singing "You spin me round round baby roun round" and make sure you smile and knod your head up and down as if you're agreeing with the public about your actions.


You have to do this, they won't bother you ever again.

or you could just run after them and give em a clip round the ear
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#32
Place the bins under a roof of some sort, hang bucket over the position they might kick the bins from. Connect bucket and bin via string. Put cockroaches or something in bucket. Enjoy show.
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#34
Pick the bins up?
I mean honestly, its a bit pathetic if you have to ask an online guitar community about what to do if a few girls knocked your bins over.

They probs only did it for a laugh, so just pick em up again.
#35
Quote by Lt.DanHasLegs
thats one of the funniest things i've read on here in a long time.

but seriously, i wouldn't do anything water balloony cause thats too playful. If you really want them to stop, try to find their parents or something or run out of your house cussing and screaming at them. but waterguns or stuff like that would make them want to do it again.


I'm not following them all the way to their houses like some sort of paedo.

So far my plan is, if it happens again I'm going to get paint balloons. or paint/water pistol, if their clothes get ruined that way then they will get yelled at by their parents anyway.
#36
id follow them home...then steal their bins on bin night.

nothing would piss me off more then finding that my neighbours had taken my extra bin, which my parents paid for.
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#37
Erm. Super glue pins (head side down) all over the bins. Then if they do it again shout out "OH NO! Be careful! Our HIV positive heroin syringes were in there..." and pray to God one of them pricked thier finger on a pin.
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Quote by darthbuttchin
Pick the bins up?
I mean honestly, its a bit pathetic if you have to ask an online guitar community about what to do if a few girls knocked your bins over.

They probs only did it for a laugh, so just pick em up again.


A laugh at MY expense

And we already picked the bins up, it took like 2 seconds. But that's not the point, they must pay.
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Quote by CoreysMonster
wow you sure have problems


first page on the newspaper

"yesterday, some hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Nottingham"

ooh I'd hate to be a dustbin in Nottingham tonight!


Bill Bailey ftw

Edit: Hicks! Sorry

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#40
Let Electro bitch slap them


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