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UG has become a melting-pot of diverse persons.
Some witty, most not. So ITT, we shout out and discuss the cream of the crop of UG. The fast thinkers, quick wit and ill rhymes.

Just to get things rolling, let's start with Kensai.

Go!
#2
Diversity is an old old wooden ship......
yeah Im probably not gonna get mentioned on this thread after that


there are a few but I cant quite think of one in particular
" Did You know, in Tibet, if they want something, do you know what they do? They give something away."

"Do they ? That must be why they're such a dominant global power."
#3
Let's hear you say something witty and humorous then.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#4
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Let's hear you say something witty and humorous then.


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... Yo' mama.
May the Force be with You.
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#6
Quote by loubot123
Diversity is an old old wooden ship...

No Ron. It means the times are changing.

still a favorite of mine.
#7
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... Yo' mama.

BUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!1
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S A D B O Y S
#8
Quote by Oblivion_Rps
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... Yo' mama.

I was talking to TS actually

wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#9
Quote by Muzikh
No Ron. It means the times are changing.

still a favorite of mine.


Do you love lamp ?
" Did You know, in Tibet, if they want something, do you know what they do? They give something away."

"Do they ? That must be why they're such a dominant global power."
#11
I don't need to prove my hilarity to you, or anyone. I make myself laugh, and that can't be a bad thing...

<__<

>__>
#13
isnt diversity an old wooden ship that was used in the civil war period??


lol, anchorman ftw. its not exact but its close. im gonna go watch it now.
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And thanks MotleyCrueSATD, that was pretty awesome.


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#14
Quote by Dirge Humani
Kensai isn't witty.

He's Swedish.


He's a swede.



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Carmel is hawt
#16
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Kensai isn't witty.

He's Swedish.


But no one has ever callled Yngwie [malmsteem] "witty".
Therefore, one assumes your argument to be invalid.
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#19
Quote by Muzikh

damn...
that dumbass is fighting half naked!
he'll get his johnson cut off he will! :s
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....


haha

*wipes tear from eye*
Oh you're good.
#20
"This will be a good idea," TS supposed.
However I'm sure it soon will be closed.
With Pit goers wild like an animal species
Flaming like mad and projecting feces.
Spouting Anchorman puns with terrible timing
not a single one of them even ends up rhyming.
Its a mad fiasco of poorly played wit
but what else to expect, after all...

...its The Pit.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#21
Quote by snipelfritz
"This will be a good idea," TS supposed.
However I'm sure it soon will be closed.
With Pit goers wild like an animal species
Flaming like mad and projecting feces.
Spouting Anchorman puns with terrible timing
not a single one of them even ends up rhyming.
Its a mad fiasco of poorly played wit
but what else to expect, after all...

...its The Pit.

damn..
#22
Quote by snipelfritz
"This will be a good idea," TS supposed.
However I'm sure it soon will be closed.
With Pit goers wild like an animal species
Flaming like mad and projecting feces.
Spouting Anchorman puns with terrible timing
not a single one of them even ends up rhyming.
Its a mad fiasco of poorly played wit
but what else to expect, after all...

...its The Pit.


Uhhh you win ?
" Did You know, in Tibet, if they want something, do you know what they do? They give something away."

"Do they ? That must be why they're such a dominant global power."
#23
Quote by snipelfritz
"This will be a good idea," TS supposed.
However I'm sure it soon will be closed.
With Pit goers wild like an animal species
Flaming like mad and projecting feces.
Spouting Anchorman puns with terrible timing
not a single one of them even ends up rhyming.
Its a mad fiasco of poorly played wit
but what else to expect, after all...

...its The Pit.


Not bad...


... Not bad at all.
May the Force be with You.
Carmel is hawt
#24
I don't need self-affirmation from UG. In fact, I'd rather not get any, it's probably not a good thing.
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


Confused? Good.

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#26
Quote by imdeth
Deliriumbassist, well he's more awesome than witty

Someone say me... please?


Me.

May the Force be with You.
Carmel is hawt
#27
Quote by imdeth
Deliriumbassist, well he's more awesome than witty

Someone say me... please?


I will. If you make it to 2009.
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


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#29
Quote by Oblivion_Rps
Me.



Witty comment in a witty thread.
Sunn O))):
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You could always just sleep beside your refrigerator.

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- Ibanez S670FM w/ JB
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- Fender '72 Deluxe Telecaster
- Arbiter LP Jr. Doublecut
Amp:
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RIP DIO
#30
Demon Wolf, the striking wit of the Gaming Thread.

Yes, I know that makes no sense, but the point stands
FUCK YOU! GET PUMPED!
#31
Quote by snipelfritz
"This will be a good idea," TS supposed.
However I'm sure it soon will be closed.
With Pit goers wild like an animal species
Flaming like mad and projecting feces.
Spouting Anchorman puns with terrible timing
not a single one of them even ends up rhyming.
Its a mad fiasco of poorly played wit
but what else to expect, after all...

...its The Pit.


What a spark, what a gem, oh glimmer of hope,
Like rock, like fire, the pit monkeys can't cope,
Never on the net, did one see such a rhyme,
Never something so tasteful, so simply sublime,
But then I mind my surroundings, the place that we're at,
And I find that I realize, oh my... what a twat,
For wit is a waste, and words are cheap,
After all my good man, you're talking to sheep.

(I'll concede to the hypocrisy of it, but I know at least snipelfritz will appreciate the effort.)
#33
It's really a pity, I thought this thread would be much more witty.


Rhyming makes me feel like Dr. Seuss,
Muzikh's mother is really quite loose.
#34
Quote by Simsimius
But no one has ever callled Yngwie [malmsteem] "witty".
Therefore, one assumes your argument to be invalid.

That's because Yngwie is a twat.

Quote by Oblivion_Rps
Me.


#35
Quote by synpet713192
IRL, I'm actually often complemented for being witty.

I leave that all out there, though.


Along with your modesty?
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


Confused? Good.

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Sigs are wastes of my precious screen space.

^ Irony

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LET ME HUMP YOU DAMMIT
#36
Quote by synpet713192
IRL, I'm actually often complemented for being witty.

I leave that all out there, though.


Witty people never acknowledge the fact that they are witty.

You have no wit what-so-ever.
May the Force be with You.
Carmel is hawt
#37
wit and tact. two things the pit just doesn't have...
STEAM: beachhhhhhhh

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#38
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Along with your modesty?

I don't have that anywhere.

Quote by Oblivion_Rps
Witty people never acknowledge the fact that they are witty.

You have no wit what-so-ever.

Noted. But in my defense, I only said I was complimented for it. I didn't say it was true, and I don't even try here.
#39
Quote by Oblivion_Rps
Witty people never acknowledge the fact that they are witty.

You have no wit what-so-ever.

"The fool thinks himself to be wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool."

~ Some Shakespeare Play
#40
Quote by Hoodoo Child
wit and tact. two things the pit just doesn't have...


Well done. You just wandered blindly into a thread, insulted everyone, then departed before anyone had a chance to ask you to justify your statement or perhaps demonstrate how you're any better. Really, that takes skill. It's not cowardly and moronic at all.

And yeah, I'm fully aware sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Personally, I disagree, I'd say penis jokes are.
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


Confused? Good.

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Sigs are wastes of my precious screen space.

^ Irony

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LET ME HUMP YOU DAMMIT
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