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#1
Is there a female equivalent of the force of nature that is Chuck Norris? Is there a woman who kicks more ass and is more feared and more loved than every other woman? Could you put a certain woman's name in the place of Chucks in all those Chuck Norris (jokes/scientific facts) and still have it making sense?
#2
Angelina Jolie...?

Idk

There isnt a chin under Angelina Jolie's beard, just another fist.

#6
Chuck Norris in a dress

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#12
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#13
Everyone knows it's me, duh.
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#19
I think 'April's Manliest Woman' is worth a shout here.
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#21
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Everyone knows it's me, duh.


Pft, RhyseOrtiz has a better ring to it than RevaM1ssP1ss
#22
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Everyone knows it's me, duh.



Lies.

LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!




You pink haired devil woman!
#25
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The whole Chuck Norris thing hasnt died yet?!

It thrives with him.

And therefore will live on forever.
#26
There is one, called "Bullshit".
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#27
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Cynthia Rothrock

'She is five-time (and undefeated) World Karate Champion in forms and weapons between 1981 and 1985, and holds five Black belts in various Far Eastern martial disciplines, including Tang Soo Do (also "tangsudo", Korean), Tae Kwon Do (Korean), Eagle Claw (Chinese), Wu Shu (contemporary Chinese), and Northern Shaolin (classical Chinese). She also works as a martial arts instructor and her favorite weapons are the hook swords.'

I think she's the closest contestant so far . . . . . .
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#28
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Normally I'd come up with a witty jibe or quip here, but seeing all of the piercings you have, it would appear you have bigger balls than me.




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Pft, RhyseOrtiz has a better ring to it than RevaM1ssP1ss

The only ringing shall be in YOUR EARS, RAWWWRRR.

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Lies.

LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!




You pink haired devil woman!

Ohhh yeah sorry, I meant to say that it's you

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Again with the internet women ALWAYS having to make sure everyone knows they're female, jeesh.

Actually I just wanted you to know that I'm female and can probably kick the crap out of you

Most people don't need to know I'm female, they already know.
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#29
She also has to have gotten her ass kicked by the female version of Bruce Lee.
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#30
Marie Curie.

She didn't discover Radium, like everyone says. She created it, by roundhouse-kicking the ****ing neutrons out of plain rocks.
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#32
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On the subject of nuclear physics... 20 years since Chernobyl, still no superheroes!

Nah. My vote goes for Angelina Jolie because various reasons

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#33
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What? I think you have some sort of hidden sexual frustration brewing underneath that bitter exterior.

I do but it's not really hidden and my point is still valid and I don't want a psychiatrist!

...humph, so there!
#34
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Ahem. She's Jewish too, KAPOW.



bahahaaha
hilarious
im pretty sure i just pissed my pants
#35
Damn, are people still actually in to this chuck norris thing.
The only people in my school that still even reference him sit in the back of class and throw paper balls at each other all day.
#36
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Everyone knows it's me, duh.


+1?

And, Chuck Norris jokes are old, boring, and annoying.

No one is one is afraid of a ginger.
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#37
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Damn, are people still actually in to this chuck norris thing.
The only people in my school that still even reference him sit in the back of class and throw paper balls at each other all day.


Nobody does it at my school.

Because I'm at university, and anyone who thinks Chuck Norris jokes are funny has already started their career as a road sweeper or the cleaner in McDonalds.
#40
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Chuck Norris jokes aren't good enough for anybody.

They're not good at all.

Don't take it all so seriously, leave the thread for people who DO want to joke about it and you can go have fun in the "I'm-a-killjoy-and-my-opinion-is-very-important" thread.
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