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#1
I hope this goes well but here goes

Heyy i like maple syrup and live in an igloo eh? - Canada

Anyways state what country you live in too


Made by 'The Sloganizer' ----> «The Pit - be prepared.»

Quote by imdeth


"Billy eat your broccolli!"

"Screw you mom!" *raises arms*

PHEAR MA TURRETS!!
#2
I'm a pedophile.
Quote by Jimmy94

"I like dark jazz like OPETH"
"you should listen to BETWEEN THE BURIED IN ME"
"that is not real jazz"
"LOL R U KIDDING ME HNNNNGGGG"
#5
I'm a fat, lazy Amish man-child. I drive a tractor to work.
Quote by Les_Frederiksen
PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

Quote by Darksucker
PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

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Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.
#7
I live in an igloo, eh?

EDIT: OOPS DIDNT READ FIRST POST
Lord knows I'm weak, won't somebody get me off of this reef...
#8
Ima down ol country boy, I don need ta speak proper. Oh, and I'm a capitalist pig....and i love me a john deer tractor and some huntin!!!
If all misfortunes were laid in one common heap whence everyone must take an equal portion, most people would be contented to take their own and depart.
-Socrates-
#10
I'm fat, drink a lot of beer, love football and always walk around in a training suit
#11
I'm fat, lazy and ignorant.

To get region-specific, I'm also super-religious and a conservative who takes the Bible as a literal historical document.
#12
I have more rights to wear a tophat than slash.

Epiphone Les Paul Standard w/ SD Alnico Pro II's
Fender Aerodyne Telecaster & Stratocaster
Marshall JCM 800 4104 combo


E-Married to Funny_Page
#13
sausage and beer for breakfast and tea and scones for tea


(im german and english)
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One does not simply walk onto a Chav's lawn
#15
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I'm fat, lazy and ignorant.

To get region-specific, I'm also super-religious and a conservative who takes the Bible as a literal historical document.


And i'm a close-minded racist.
Studies have shown that 92% of guitar players are close-minded. Copy this into your signature if you're part of the 8% who enjoy rap.

Me
#17
I eat fast food everyday and sit on my computer.

(true story, although I only weigh 135lbs.)
Quote by Jackintehbox
This man knows his beverages.
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^somebody get this man 30 million dollars.
Quote by Jack Off Jill
I think I love you. I consider you a prominent UGer.
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90.200.36.223 is my IP. Try me.
#18
I love Celine Dion

Epiphone Les Paul Standard Plus-Top, SH-2 and SH-5
Ibanez GRX20
Baron Acoustic
Peavey Valveking 112
Roland Cube 15
Dunlop Crybaby From Hell
Dunlop GCB-95 Crybaby
Boss MT-2 Metal Zone
Boss PH-3 Phase Shifter
Boss BF-3 Flanger
#19
I'm insanely attractive, blonde and I have big boobs.

Swedish
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sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
#20
TS, you're description sounds aboot right.
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If you are rowing down the road in your canoe and your wagon wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
#21
I am perfect in every way and know so much more than all you foreigners. Also, we have the most respected government with a widely loved leader.


That's how you see us, right?
#23
I make up funny dances, and am a growing group of immigrants taking homage in New York, Philadelphia, Toronto, and Florida.
[font="Arial Blackeat my asshole... far more tasteful than kissing someone's ass[/FONT"]
#24
Quote by BillieJoeFreak:
I eat fast food everyday and sit on my computer.

(true story, although I only weigh 135lbs.)

Why sit on your computer?
#25
I am greedy, love to drink Christian blood, and killing Palestinians is my favorite hobby - Israel.

I am a thief, eat a lot of meat, and play soccer. I also love to engage in riots when I go to watch a game - Argentina.
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#27
Quote by Demon Wolf
I'm insanely attractive, blonde and I have big boobs.

Swedish


Well, i'm also swedish, but let's get region specific for some diversity.

I speak utterly non-comprehensive, am an immigrant, hate the immigrants and eat "spittekaga"

Skåne
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Looking for a bj from an unsuspecting animal eh?
Member of The True Eccentric Tea Drinking Appreciation Preservation Society
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I came, I saw, I cleaned it up.
Last edited by Grönis at Oct 7, 2008,
#28
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Why sit on your computer?


hahahaha


Made by 'The Sloganizer' ----> «The Pit - be prepared.»

Quote by imdeth


"Billy eat your broccolli!"

"Screw you mom!" *raises arms*

PHEAR MA TURRETS!!
#29
I'm from Mexico
-Southwestern U.S.A.
time machine. Inadvertently, I had created a
#30
I say old boy, crumpets and jam for tea??

and Im from Nottingham so...im gnna shoot you bled innit
#31
I drink whiskey and beat my wife, and I drink tea. (Irish/English)

But if we're doing this based on where we live, then I'm a fatass.
#32
all i do is eat, drink(alcohol), and fight - Albanian
2/17/08 Kosova's independence!!!
#33
Quote by rorywal
I say old boy, crumpets and jam for tea??

and Im from Nottingham so...im gnna shoot you bled innit



That reminds me.

There's this really posh bit of Herts that I went to the other day, and there was a 'crew' called 'Crip Side'.

Haha.

Crip Side.





EDIT: If ctb reads this, do you know Chipperfield? (or, more importantly, do you know the dreaded CRIP SIDE?)
Last edited by 100%guitarmad at Oct 7, 2008,
#34
I say that is splendid, tea on the lawn you say? marvelous, ill just get my new top hat and jacket, i look rather spiffy in it, would you like crumpets or cucumber sandwhich's with your tea?

Old england ^

here man ya f_cking ragie ill chin ya man, stupid piece of ****ing shit... here man dont ever come around here again man cos ill kick your ****ing arse man, you ****ing gay twat.
i am talking to you man ya ****ing **** prick wanker ****er **** faced prick.. here, am off to get some cans me like, wheyy.

New englan^
#35
i have bad teeth.
weird taste in comedy.
i'm a dozy layabout and a dad at 13.
#36
I love wearing 'trackies' and to everyone I know I yell "AWWWWWRYT!!!!"
I'm the guy that can't think...

I act...


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Kizu wins...


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Kizu-Eien is the equivalent of mother nature in the internet
#37
Quote by Grönis


Not like it's not true
Catch me,
heal me,
Lift me back up to the Sun
I choose to live
#38
Quote by Demon Wolf
I'm insanely attractive, blonde and I have big boobs.

Swedish


And I'm a PC.
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How about you don't insult my friend's dead mum, you prick.


Quote by JDawg
Too be he had to be a dick about his crayons.
#39
Quote by 100%guitarmad


That reminds me.

There's this really posh bit of Herts that I went to the other day, and there was a 'crew' called 'Crip Side'.

Haha.

Crip Side.






#40
Quote by Daniel8488
I say that is splendid, tea on the lawn you say? marvelous, ill just get my new top hat and jacket, i look rather spiffy in it, would you like crumpets or cucumber sandwhich's with your tea?

Old england ^

here man ya f_cking ragie ill chin ya man, stupid piece of ****ing shit... here man dont ever come around here again man cos ill kick your ****ing arse man, you ****ing gay twat.
i am talking to you man ya ****ing **** prick wanker ****er **** faced prick.. here, am off to get some cans me like, wheyy.

New englan^



They don't talk like that in New England!
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