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#1
I'm pretty sure this hasn't been done before. You say one thing then link it to something completely unrelated using the phrase "to make a long story short" hopefully lulz will ensue.

Yesterday I went to my grandma's house...

...to make a long story short her neighbor's dog is now pregnant.
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#4
I entered this thread today...

to make a short story long, TS failed.

Haha, but seriously, a true one:

I saw my ex the other day...

...to make a long story short, I'm an uncle.
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#5
I posted in this thread.
EDIT:To make a long story short, i used the edit button.
Sig space available, give me some praise
#6
So I entered the pit today...

To make a long story short, that was twelve hours ago.
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#8
Cool game, but I think that it would be a better if somebody posted the scenario, then the next person posted the "Long story short...", along with a new scenario.
#9
I had french toast for breakfast today...

To make a long story short, im no longer a virgin.
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#11
So I really had to pee the other day...


Long story short, I ended up waking up in someone else's bathroom wearing only my girlfriend's bra and my socks, with a smashed acoustic next to me and a broken snare drum around my head.


*would not be surprised if this ended up in a sig.*
#13
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Cool game, but I think that it would be a better if somebody posted the scenario, then the next person posted the "Long story short...", along with a new scenario.


how would i change it to that. i would use the edit button but there's already a page of stuff
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#14
So I bought some bread yesterday...

To make a long story short, there's no soap near my radio.

EDIT:

Ok then. For the new idea

So I found an old sock near my tree fort this morning....
The arena is empty except for one man,
Still driving and striving as fast as he can.
The sun has gone down and the moon has come up,
And long ago somebody left with the cup,
But he's driving and striving and hugging the turns...
#15
I saw my ex the other day...
... To make a very long story short, she is no longer with us and I'm on death row
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#16
So I was watching Scrubs the other day...

to make a long story short I'm now a backup halfback for the Cincinnati Bengals.
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#18
Well, tonight me and my roommates were watching The Prestige on dvd.

Long story short, 10 minutes later we were all sat there jerking off.

I hope noones tired of this
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Homer: Fun too!

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#19
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Well, tonight me and my roommates were watching The Prestige on dvd.

Long story short, 10 minutes later we were all sat there jerking off.

I hope noones tired of this




So close my friend

#21
I have accuracy on my side. I would've been loads quicker if I hadn't searched for that damn nuisance of a thread!
Marge: You know Homer, it's easy to criticize.
Homer: Fun too!

Vegetarian Pastafarian
#22
Well today i had to take my grandmother to the eye doctor..

long story short, im not allowed at the redmill mcdonalds anymore
NOPE
#25
So, I just took a load of sleeping pills, Ledger-style.

To make a long story short...
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#26
The beauty of the two above is that they are both referencing one of the most amusing things I've seen in the Pit.

So I was making a sandwich the other day...well, to make a long story short, they've yet to find the rest of her casket, or the racoon.

whatthefedit: Several above, as it seems.
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#27
So we played freeze tag in gym today...
Long story short, I will never again be comfortable around Jenny.
The arena is empty except for one man,
Still driving and striving as fast as he can.
The sun has gone down and the moon has come up,
And long ago somebody left with the cup,
But he's driving and striving and hugging the turns...
#29
so i was doin my laundry...
long story short i smuggle 30 ethiopians across the canadian border with 4lbs of funyuns in my pants
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#30
So, I met this kid today...
Long story short, I'm now an orphan... Adopt me?
call me Shelby

#31
I thought I should buy a pack of gum this morning...

...to make a long story short, I now have warrants for my arrest in California, Wyoming, and for reasons I can not comprehend, Thailand.
#32
I was masturbating the other day...

To make a long story short, now the whole planet will be consumed by a stick figure with a slice of cornbread for a head and who is addicted to cocaine.


Another


Last year I went out to a bar

To make a long story short I am still here
#34
I got on the computer today...
....long story short I have now killed about 5 million potential babies.
GO YANKEES!
#35
So The Little Rascals was playing on the TV last night...

... Long story short, my grandpa died of multiple orgasms.
I will soon perish from this lethal injection called love.
#36
So I ate at McDonalds the other day...

...to make a long story short I have Erectile Dysfunction.
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And I enjoy Katy Perry's music.


I swear to god nobody better sig this or else imma kill them
#37
This morning I had Pop-Tarts...

To make a long story short, I discovered why the Ibanez Edge III sucks bawls.
I sued Delta Airlines, 'cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey, I went there, and it SUCKED.
#39
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I had french toast for breakfast today...

To make a long story short, im no longer a virgin.



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