#1
So when I was a kid maybe 6 or 7 years old I was at a wedding in which my uncle married into the family of the voice actor for Captain Planet.



So I went up to him to ask his autograph and he signed my wedding plan flyer deal and he tells me to come closer. He cups his hands to my ear and says with reverb on 11

The power is youurs!!!!

My question to you all is what kind of powers do you think I achieved from this moment? I haven't noticed any besides extreme beer drinking.

What power could he have possibly given me?
#2
The power of ear infections.
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#5
Fapping.
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HOLY HELL.

nice discovery, sir.


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#7
I can't hear very well, I'm not homosexual, liver failure is in my very near future and I don't masturbate much at all. Like ever.
#8
the power to grow a bitchin' mullet?


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#11
The power of the...planet?

You can emit gases easily, have many small animals living on you, and hairy stoners protest on your behalf.
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#13
Then he must have given you the power of additional pylons. You must contruct them.
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when i grow up i wanna have blackandsilver's babies!

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HOLY HELL.

nice discovery, sir.


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#16
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I can't hear very well, I'm not homosexual, liver failure is in my very near future and I don't masturbate much at all. Like ever.

Yes you do
#18
he forgot to give you the ring that goes with it.

that's why you haven't noticed any changes.

EDIT: he also gave you the power of multiple accounts.

awesome, guess what my power is?

*banhammer*
Rhythm in Jump. Dancing Close to You.

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Yeah. people, like Lemoninfluence, are hypocrites and should have all their opinions invalidated from here on out.
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#19
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The power to make really bad documentaries on youtube.

I think it is a different Silly Rabbit. This version rules.
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#20
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#21
You probably got "heart" like that other pussy bltch on the show.
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#23
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he forgot to give you the ring that goes with it.

that's why you haven't noticed any changes.

EDIT: he also gave you the power of multiple accounts.

awesome, guess what my power is?

*banhammer*

How do you know he was a multi?
#24
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I've been looking for it....
I tried to find it too a while ago, I think it's gone.
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I think it is a different Silly Rabbit. This version rules.
maybe
Quote by Lemoninfluence
he forgot to give you the ring that goes with it.

that's why you haven't noticed any changes.

EDIT: he also gave you the power of multiple accounts.

awesome, guess what my power is?

*banhammer*
But then again, maybe not.

Is it the same dude who made the lame ass pitumentary?
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How do you know he was a multi?
Mods can see our IPs.
#25
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How do you know he was a multi?


magic.
Rhythm in Jump. Dancing Close to You.

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Yeah. people, like Lemoninfluence, are hypocrites and should have all their opinions invalidated from here on out.
#26
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I tried to find it too a while ago, I think it's gone.
maybe
But then again, maybe not.

Is it the same dude who made the lame ass pitumentary?
Mods can see our IPs.

You're right, why did I ask that question. I just thought he was banning him out of misunderstanding.
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magic.

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#27
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magic.


Level 5 multifinder spell, amirite? I wish I was a dark wizard too.
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